/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp,/ Anon here. Long story short, I have no friends, have three short phone conversations a weak with my mom. Hardly speak otherwise. The only time I go out is when I have either of my two attendance mandatory college classes, which excludes three lectures. I don't have a driver's liscense, and I only just not noticed it was thanksgiving after having dinner.

In addition, even online I'm a social recluse. I only frequent one section of one forum, which has at best 15 people. (And I also visit /jp/ ) I only have ONE friend online, and the people at the forum think I'm a funny weird guy.

Minor additions: I lost a few friends online because they insulted (my 'waifu') Idoun (See picture.) The only two locations I spend my time are on the chair in front of my laptop or on my bed. I only enjoy listening to anime/video game music, speaking of which I only own lastgen (gamecube etc) consoles as handmedowns. I haven't done my laundry for months and I've worn the same shirt and pants for two weeks. I like anime and manga, but haven't watched/read either in the longest time. Heavily logical, lack of emotions, suicidal but only if the means are 100% failsafe. I imagine I'm a flat-chested fiesty bloodred-headed girl while anally masturbating. I'm sure there's more but meh.

So /jp/ am I a Hikikomori? A failure at life? What can I be called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111124

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111124
you are a true /jp/ bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111229
this, welcome to failure. At first it is a little hard to cope, but you get used to it. Catch up on anime and manga to keep yourself occupied.

[Anonymous No.]

>The only time I go

You're not hikikomori. You're a shut-in.

[Anonymous No.]

Keep yourself clean
Wash clothes
Wash clothes
Wash clothes
That's what you need to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111296
He's just a step from becoming a hikikomori, though.. And hikikomoris do go out to convinience store and such places. How do you think they eat?

[Anonymous No.]

You're an attention whore, and from the degree you seem to enjoy talking about yourself and self-assessing your dismal personality traits at length while inviting other people's appraisal it isn't a surprise everyone both online and off thinks you're a pathetic asshat. You're a terrible person and you should feel bad about yourself, and nobody wants you here either.

Go blog somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111124
You sound like a cool person and genuine.

[Anonymous No.]

i would of been ur friend pal, until i read about ur gross ass fetishes and ur gross ass hygiene and ur gay ass pretend picture girl friend.
maybe u should fix ur hygiene, and not tell everyone u meet that u pretend to be a girl while ramming dildos up your butt.
there are some things people keep as secrets from random potential friends, and those are some of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111371
Trolling 101 : Take the course is /b/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111371
Please learn more grammar before posting again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111378
this isnt english class, its the internet. no 1 is grading ur stupid text

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111386
You still use English to communicate. You're making yourself look like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111124
I FUCKED YOU'RE WAIFU NERD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111389
ur still reading my text perfectly fine, no 1 is grading my text, n if u honestly judge someone is dumb just because of the way their information is presented to u then ur dumber than u assume i am

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111398

Go back to /a/ retard. This is obviously your first day on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111398
This is the point that it's just you thinkinf you're trolling. Reported.

[sage No.]

>>8111371
.....epic......

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111406
both of ur stupid boards are filled with freaks actually
but u r rite, this is my first time on this board, pretty ez 2 click the wrong one
>>8111411
thinkinf is a nice word there, gud job on actually responding with something intelligent to prove your grammar is far superior to mine

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8111428
/jp/ Illiteracy/general

[Anonymous No.]

>lastgen (gamecube etc)
What.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here, as evidenced to Premium Idoun image found a week ago.


>>8111334
Well I actually do pretty well in things. I just never do great at them. Can't argue that my mentality is a failure though.

>>8111331
Well I don't have to leave the building to eat since there's a cafeteria downstairs that I get food (included in rent) from.

>>8111294
I apparantly forgot to mention that I care very little, if at all, about other people. But it's not like you're wrong, I made this out of boredom so it could in fact be called attention whoring.

>>8111229
>>8111343
Thanks, kind sirs.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell if /jp/ is shitposting ironically anymore or if it's just really gotten that bad.

I can't take it easy like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111554
Gamecube, Xbox (Not like I play it, handmedown with games I don't like,) and Playstation 2. I have a Gameboy advanced, including with some Gameboy games.

In fact I have a working SNES, but it's not like I regularly play it so that's besides the point.

And blah blah blah

>>8111567
Sorry to be shitposting. Have a yukkuri.

[Anonymous No.]

I have only one fucking question. How old are you, boy.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>8111124
>>I lost a few friends online because they insulted (my 'waifu') Idoun

A true friend would not insult you're wife.

>>8111567
I think you guys think about this imaginary "shitposting" thing way too much.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be saging my own thread from hereon to keep it in the slums.

>>8111584
19, second year of college, first term almost ending. Going to be 20 in a few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>second year of college
>am I a Hikikomori?
Sure. Here, take this rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

/not even sure if this picture is supposed to be Idoun but oh well

>>8111588
Well it's more or less along my own fault, really. I stupidly used her in an RP and I even hate myself for it.

[Anonymous No.]

OMG Its ZunBar!!!

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8111602
>RP
Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your waifu's true form.

Look upon it.

Look upon it and despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111886
>despair.

That's a funny way to spell "Fap furiously"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8111886
Yes it is and her name is Muffin.

Cameo'd in 8-bit theater I was so happy.