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8090548 No.8090548 [Reply] [Original]

>wake up
>see this
>wat do?

>> No.8090553
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8090553

Immediately kill myself.

Now that I'm in Gensokyo, I can be with mai waifu.

>> No.8090563

FADC into Ultra.

>> No.8090565

Ask miss Patchouli if she has a fever and bring her the medications from Eientei Sakuya had bought the day prior.

>> No.8090579

ask /jp/ what i should

>> No.8090580

wonder why i am wearing a jumpsuit

yaranaika

>> No.8090585
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8090585

>>8090548

Considering those aren't my clothes and that isn't my body inside those clothes, I'm going to be very confused as to why I'm suddenly seeing the world through somebody else's eyes.
Then I probably proceed to injure myself gravely getting out of my own bed in my own home since I can't see where my own body is going.

>> No.8090586
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8090586

>wake up
>see this
>wat do?

>> No.8090594

>>8090585
>attempting to get out of bed when Patchouli is about to give you a blowjob

I think you might be gay.

>> No.8090598

>>8090594
Cant blame him, i dont want a blowjob from Patchy either.
..I would love to give her one though~

>> No.8090613
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8090613

Honestly? I'd just sit back and let Patchy use her breasts and mouth to stimulate my penis.

>> No.8090624

She is unzipping me from a bodybag? Escape to Moriya temple, that's it.

>> No.8090628

I'd stick my hands under her sweet armpits and pull her up higher so we could kiss.

>> No.8090630

I realize I finally succeeded in creating a portal and then I use my newfound magic to open portals for all of my /jp/ pals so we can all live the dream together.

>> No.8090636

I'd stab her with my dick. Right in the eye. No one is taking my virginity. Not even god has that right!

>> No.8090638

Get off my cock dude you're a female

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