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Wouldn't it be hard for outsiders to join fun after opening portal to Gensokyo? After all humans don't have so many possibilities and Gensokyo humans are stronger than outside world humans. It would be sad to have such misfortune after so many troubles with getting there.

>> No.8089417

That's why you need a plan before you go there, such as a way to become a stage 6 boss.

>> No.8089427

Just read Perfect Memento in Strict Sense, according to it outsiders just live in the human village

>> No.8089432

>Gensokyo humans are stronger than outside world humans.

I doubt they even lift.

>> No.8089438

>>8089427
Won't it be boring to be living in human village? It will mean that you will be boring normal human doing boring things and having no fun and you will have short lifespan for Gensokyo standards.

>> No.8089445

>>8089438
I'd say that's still better than living in the outside world, if you work hard enough you might be able to learn so basic magic within your lifetime.
Or you could try to fuck you're touhou hurr

>> No.8089458

If you got to Gensokyo, you'd be forced to see your favorite touhou leave the human village with her favorite male human every single day.

You just wouldn't be strong enough to be with your favorite touhou.

>> No.8089470

>>8089445
Basic magic would be well worth the trip and life style there. Even glimpses of your favorite Touhous as they enter the village would be better than looking at them through a computer screen.

>> No.8089490

>>8089417
> That's why you need a plan before you go there

I'm going to work on my appearance and charm and seduce a strong Touhou, get her addicted to my cock, and be strong by proxy.

>> No.8089498

>>8089490

Good luck I suppose. I'm just going with the classic become a high level boss route.

>> No.8089534

Portal this, portal that, I've had enough with this nonsense. The more important issue is when we are creating our own incident and what it should be. I say we reverse the land and the sky so that everything is all upside-down, this should create quite some stir. But I guess we need a reason beyond "we were bored" and the stage 4/5/6/EX roles should be distributed.

Get your shit together Anonymous, we'll be causing an incident soon.

>> No.8089535

>>8089534
An influx of outsiders would be enough of a stir on it's own.

>> No.8089556

>>8089534

I want to do something involving the stars in the sky, but I don't know what exactly.

>> No.8089616

>>8089534
For /jp/ it would be best to be level 1 up to 3 mid boss.

>> No.8089639

>Gensokyo humans are stronger than outside world humans

An outsider with a pistol could easily take out a large amount of the population.

>> No.8089644

>>8089639
Every being on Gensokyo already shoots bullets from every orifice in their body and you plan to take a weapon that only shoots one bullet each time.

You clearly didn't think this through.

>> No.8089663

>>8089644
To my knowledge Danmaku is physically harmless.

>> No.8089666

>>8089663
Isn't it on the same power as Fireworks?

>> No.8089670

>>8089663
It does hurt you know.

>> No.8089713

>>8089663
>>8089666
>>8089670
Hard to tell. Japanese like to make everything painful as possible.

>> No.8089744

Danmaku is like war games for tengu

If they didn't have danmaku to keep them in place then they'd just end up killing each other every time they meet

>> No.8089792

If all of /jp/ could teleport into Gensokyo, we would be strong by sheer numbers. The population of Gensokyo is mainly fairies. We could just build our own village and produce technological items to exchange them for food in the human village. In the meantime, we could learn magic/explore/have fun/stir shit up.

>> No.8089801

>>8089792
>If all of /jp/ could teleport into Gensokyo

What, all five of us?

Sidenote: Why doesn't firefox have "teleport" in its dictionary?

>> No.8089798

This joke is getting old.

>> No.8089812

>>8089801
Five? and who are these five?

>> No.8089813

>>8089801
It's probably not that comprehensive.
5 people would be enough to at least cause some minor trouble. Not game worthy, maybe our own doujin miniseries or something.

>> No.8089826

>>8089813

Five should at least be enough for a side game. I mean, why not?

>> No.8089864

>>8089813
Yeah, and it'll be called: Reimu stops illegal immigration.

>> No.8089894

>>8089864
I'd play it.

>> No.8089903
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8089903

Humans in this world are magnitudes smarter than Gensokyo humans. How long have those humans been in Gensokyo, and what have they accomplished, other than getting drunk, killed by youkai, and tricked off cliffs by fairies?
Give it half a decade, and /jp/ will have have Gensokyo humans working as a sub-class of humans.

>> No.8089910

>>8089903
They managed to live a happy and exciting life.

>> No.8089923

They created a barrier. To keep humans out.

You're not going to get in.

>> No.8089999

>>8089923

Yeah, they've pretty much accomplished our dreams.

It's like they're the chosen supperior humans that were left inside when the Border was created.

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