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8082261 No.8082261 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do if someone ran up to you on the street and sucked your dick?

>> No.8082267
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8082267

Sue them for sexual assault, use money to be NEET.

>> No.8082265

That scenario isn't possible because I don't go outside.

>> No.8082270
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8082270

Tell him/her to go play mars matrix

>> No.8082272
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8082272

become even more homophobic as HELL

>> No.8082281

I actually lol'ed irl. Thanks /jp/.

>> No.8082285

I would suck a /jp/ goers dick if he was moe

>> No.8082289

>>>/v/
Take your faggy friends with you.

>> No.8082290

>>8082261

I'd probably wonder what I was doing walking around the street with my dick out.

>> No.8082294

>>8082289
If you don't want to suck dicks then you belong on /soc/ with all the other normals.

>> No.8082302

>>8082290
The perp obviously unzips your pants to get to it. Have you never had you dick sucked before or something?

>> No.8082311

>>8082294
Since it's a social board there's a 90% chance that there is at least one dick thread and/or homo thread.

>> No.8082314

>>8082294
Oh irony.

>> No.8082326
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8082326

How do you even come up with the scenarios?

>> No.8082333

>>8082302
So, we're supposed to wait until the fellatio starts before we decide what to do?

>> No.8082352

>>8082333
Gentlemen fight with turn-based combat in real life.

>> No.8082369

>>8082352
No, that's how Asians fight. The guy on the train has to finish molesting the girl before they can act, and by act I mean select Run.

>> No.8082377

Offer to suck his dick, or let him cum inside of me~ :3

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>>8082377
You better not be implying what I think you're implying.

>> No.8082387

>>8082377
I'd cum outside you because I wouldn't want kids with you

>> No.8082390

>>8082352
I can't even remember the parameter that allows me to attack first.

>> No.8082404

[x] Genuflect

>> No.8082458

I'd like to see him get past my intiative roll.

>> No.8082469

>>8082380
I have a fetish for Thinkpad-owning women. Is this normal?

Posted from my X220.

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