/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

HOW OLD ARE THE TOUHOUS?
Are they like
little girls
or like
teenagers
or what?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

35.000+ years old.

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp No.]

Most youkai are hundreds or thousands of years old.

Reimu and Marisa should be in their 20's but fans refuse to allow them to grow up

[Anonymous No.]

I imagine Marisa, Sanae and Reimu to be 16-19, Sakuya to be around 21 and other could be whatever the fuck they want .

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076580
>Reimu and Marisa should be in their 20's
damn they are old...

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone is from the same fucking school obviously.

BABAS are like Ciel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076580
Its almost like you haven't seen any of the ZUN interviews.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu and Marisa must be in their late 20s. I think Sakuya doesn't age, and she's way older than both of them. The youkai are often hundreds of years old, and Cirno and the like are as old as nature itself.

[Anonymous No.]

Fifth grade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076590
How terrible a torture it would be to be stuck with the mind and maturity of a child forever. Never being able to progress or become more than what you are. To be so horrifyingly stagnant, especially in Gensokyo where might makes right, is something Cirno doesn't deserve.

She will never be the strongest ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076594
>How terrible a torture it would be to be stuck with the mind and maturity of a child forever.

Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

ZUN's art makes them all look like lolis anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076595
5th graders are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076601

Yes, but some of them are clearly intended to have boobs, and most of them act like old hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076595

Such dirty thoughts about tiny cute Satori are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076605
>Yes, but some of them are clearly intended to have boobs
I don't think so. I don't even like boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

ZUN already said they don't age. He also said Reimu and Marisa are in their mid teens area but no actual age number.

[Anonymous No.]

>十六夜 咲夜（いざよい・さくや）

>能力：時間を操る程度の能力

>５面ボスです。メイドで、１０〜２０年程人間をやっています。

Can probably be applied to everyone who isn't explicity stated to be unable to age past a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076616
Why does Sakuya's name have a 16 in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076610
Reimu most likely has boobs. I hope you know that she wears a sarashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076627
Is there a canonical source for this? Or are we just going by the fact she's a shrine maiden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076629
Not touhous. They live in a better world than hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076628
Most girls over the age of 13 have boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076628
You can see it sometimes, even in ZUN art.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Reimu 16
Marisa 15

Rumia 8
Cirno 9
Daiyousei 14
Meiling 21
Patchouli 13 to 19 (varies, probably 17 most often)
Koakuma Anywhere from 8 to 21
Sakuya 20
Remilia 10
Flandre 9

Letty Mid 20s
Chen 11
Alice 17
Lily White 8
Lunasa 16
Merlin 16
Lyrica 15
Youmu 13
Yuyuko Mid-to-late 20s
Ran Late 20s
Yukari Varies widely; Late 20s to mid 30s most common

Suika 9

Wriggle 12
Mystia 14
Keine Mid-to-late 20s
Tewi 11
Reisen 19
Eirin Mid-to-late 30s
Kaguya 16
Mokou 17

Aya 18
Yuuka Mid 20s
Medicine 12
Komachi Early 20s
Sikieiki Varies widely

Shizuha 15
Minoriko 15
Hina 19
Nitori 13
Momizi 14
Sanae 16
Kanako Mid 30s
Suwako 12

Iku 21
Tenshi 14

Kisume 8
Yamame 11
Parsee 16
Yuugi Mid-to-late 20s
Satori Mid 20s
Rin 18
Utsuho 18
Koishi 16

Nazrin 11
Kogasa 14
Ichirin 17
Minamitsu 15
Shou 20
Byakuren Late 20s-Mid 30s
Nue 15

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see her with just the sarashi. I think that would break my fap barrier for the official manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076639
>Ran Late 20s

This is when I decided your list was instantly the ultimate garbageness right this minuteness. I will have to ask you to stop spreading this filth upon our peaceful board, and go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076590
Isn't Cirno being 60 years old canon though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076654
I stopped reading when there was only one year of difference between the Scarlet sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076653
At least 60, that's all. Could be anything above that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076659
Everyone knows its five years

But that chart is about how they look physically, not their exact age

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076594
How terrible a torture it would be to be stuck with the mind and maturity of an adult forever. Never being able to progress or become more than what you are. To be so horrifyingly stagnant, especially in Gensokyo where might makes right, is something non-fairies don't deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076639

Wasn't Flandre locked in that room for hundreds of years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076653

The manga has stated many times that fairies are as old as nature. Fairies are ancient beings, but they stay pure forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076667
I'm not sure what your point is

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>8076664
This anon got it right.

I forgot to say I didn't made that list, and of course it's based on their physical characteristics.

Don't get so mad over nothing, fags.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>8076639

Wow, someone actually saved that? I wrote it in 2009.

I should update it for the new characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076676
But Cirno looks older than 9. I want to lick her feet.
My niece is 9. I don't want to lick HER feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076653
Fairies are nature spirits. You could say that Cirno-sama has existed as long as nature itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076639

>Keine mid-to-late 20s
>Yuuka mid 20s
>Satori mid 20s
>Rin 18
>Koishi 16
>Nue 15

What the fuck am I reading.

And yes, I know that list is about their looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076676
>it's based on their physical characteristics

No, it's not. It's based on the insides of someone's colon. That you claim said colon is not yours is irrelevant. It has nothing to do with actual physical characteristics of Touhous as presented by official material, plain and simple. That's the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076714
Well, no fucking shit it's not canon.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, it's kind of hard making lists out of people who only appear as a sprite in shooting games. Half of the cast doesn't even have a line in official manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076718
There's a difference between "not canon", as in not stated explicitly, and "not plausible" as in outright falsified by what we know. That list is the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076732
2D people are however old you want them to look, so who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076757
In many countries (Canada, UK, Sweden, etc) it is illegal to have nude drawings of underage fictional characters. It is important to know which Touhous could get you arrested and which could not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076772
Which means all of them, it's not their stated age it's how they look.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate how fanon killed the image of Yuka, she's now a hag instead of the medium-sized woman she is, if PMiSS (God forbid) should be taken into consideration, she's Reimu's size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076777
Not all Touhous are lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076793
I love the Ten Desires portrait of Yuyuko, it make her look young and cute, unlike most of the fanart which makes her look like a hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076627
It's canon that Reimu doesn't wear a sarashi. Have a canon half-unclothed Reimu as proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076864
You are getting so reported

[wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

lol how the HELL dont you know they're 666 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076864
She does wear it, it's part of the miko uniform and she's portrayed with it in every canon manga.

There's also something white in her chest behind her camisole, looks like part of a sarashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076864
yeah that's the only time ZUN ever drew Reimu, good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076861
I liked it too. After all, she died as a teen. So her mind and body look stopped aging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076601

[Anonymous No.]

So when do girls get noticeable breasts anyway? I always figured they were flat until, like, the age of 16, or more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076990
Didn't you go to high school?
Well I've seen 11 year olds with breasts so yeah...

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>8076732

In fairness, I wrote that list back when we didn't have as many canon materials as we do now. I would definitely adjust a handful of those numbers if I cared enough to redo it.

>>8076793

Yeah, I dunno what's up with fanon lately. Yuuka managed to avoid the hag group for a long time but she's starting to get lumped in with them and I don't like it. I like her best when stuck in the "been around a long fucking time but still looks youthful" group with Aya, Komachi and the like.

>>8076990

I've tutored 12-year-olds that had at least Cs. One of them liked to wear low-cut V-neck shirts and I'd have to spend the entire session looking anywhere but at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8077024
>I'd have to spend the entire session looking anywhere but at her.
haha what a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8076990
My little sister didn't start wearing bras until she was 14. I remember because Mom made a big deal about going to get her fitted.

I lost my chance on my imouto flags...

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>8077078

Well, considering I enjoy

- Having that job
- Not being in legal trouble
- Not having a pedophile stigma, especially with how inaccurate one would be

it wasn't worth the risk. This country is sue-happy and insanely overprotective of their kids, and the education industry will almost invariably support the female student over the male teacher if anything at all happens. Hell, even if nothing happens they'll still side with the girl. You don't even have to look at one wrong anymore to find yourself in hot water.

I did at least look at her when she wore normal shirts that didn't expose her chest to everyone in the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8077023
>Didn't you go to high school?
I did, but was sort of left out of the loop because of social retardation.

I actually still have a hard time seeing breasts on girls. Unless their chest is really big or they're wearing a tight shirt their fleshy mounds are hidden by clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8077024
>I wrote that list back when we didn't have as many canon materials as we do now

Seriously, it goes up to UFO characters, and I'm pretty sure by the time UFO came out we had both Perfect Memento (stating that fairies' upper size limit is that of the child below 10 years of age) and this PoFV ending - yet you put Daiyousei's and Mystia's physical apparance at as much as 14. And that's just two obvious examples.

>she's starting to get lumped in

That's because of those... you know, lumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8077106
You can be taken to court for looking at a girl's rack? Sorry, I thought you were from America.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to experiment my sister bras.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>8077199

I have no real excuse for Daiyousei, other than I'd guess my preferences got in the way. I like my Daipai far more than I probably should. With Mystia, I don't remember her PoFV ending at all because I more or less shotgunned PoFV clears and never cared enough to go back and play it again as anyone that wasn't Aya or Reisen.

As for 89のD, chests didn't get Meiling, Komachi or Yuugi lumped in with hags; I don't see why poor Yuuka deserves to be dragged in. One could point to how old she is, but Komachi and Yuugi (and Aya to a lesser extent) break that rule too.

>>8077200

When you're a male teacher and the girl in question is 12 and wears a shirt that emphasizes their presence? The risk certainly exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8077239
paranoia sure sucks...
btw she wanted your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>8077023
> Well I've seen 11 year olds' breasts
Fixed that for you, pedo scum.

[Anonymous No.]

It's such an atoning, my character beliefs conflict with my lewd urges and it feels wrong yet so good pleasuring myself with what I consider isn't true, like Yuka having those.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>8077272

It's pretty much instilled in you in pre-practicum work. You're going into a line of work where you closely interact with many people of the opposite sex that (a) are under 18 years old, (b) are many years younger than you, and (c) stand a good chance of disliking you just because of what you do and as such may be more inclined to interpret things in the worst possible way. It's something you need to keep in mind at all times.

Good school systems will at least send girls home to change if they come in dressed like harlots, but tutoring doesn't have that.

[Anonymous No.]

I always thought most of the character were immortal and hundreds, if not thousands, of years old.