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This is the official /jp/ - Shitposting Thread. Redirect all other shitposters or off topic discussions here.

>> No.8067976
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8067976

You are not taking me alive...!!

"POOF" (Disappears)

>> No.8067977
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8067977

Posting in a shitty thread

>> No.8067980
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8067980

I'm not even from /jp/!

>> No.8067982
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8067982

That's not how shitposting work dear.
Remeber it the next time you come here but for I'd like you to leave for at least 3 days and think about what have you tried to do here.

>> No.8067988

>>8067982
If other boards can keep shit to one thread we can too.

>> No.8067991
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8067991

SHIT POST SHIT POST MAN
I'VE GOT TO BE A SHIT POST MAN

>> No.8067992

>>8067980
Get out.

>> No.8067995

It's not fun if I have to contain my poop in a toilet, I want to make beautiful wall smearings.

>> No.8068000
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8068000

Can someone post more of this cute bear?

>> No.8068005

This is a great idea. Meido please sticky this thread to improve the quality of /jp/.

>> No.8068003
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8068003

No shitposting allowed on my watch.

>> No.8068006

are any of you in the Touhou Fortress 2 server?

>> No.8068007

>>8068003
you're the king of shitposting

>> No.8068012

>>8068006
I am

>> No.8068013
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>>8068003
I used to dislike you, but one day I thought:
>"At least he is not a furry"
quoting myself

And now somehow I start to like you, just remember no shit like Sonic porn , ok :3?

>> No.8068014

I feel like "shitposter" has run its course. Please find a new term.

>> No.8068020
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8068020

>>8067991
Aww hell... I can't resist you TOSHINO KYOUKO...

J-Just this time, ok...?

>> No.8068017
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8068017

It's a shit posting thread... why hasn't anyone posted shit?

>> No.8068018

>>8068013
I've got bad news for you... Sudo is a confirmed Sonic fan and furry.

>> No.8068025

suck my cock dudes

all of you

>> No.8068024
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8068024

>>8068007

>>8068013
Don't worry, I don't like furries either.

>> No.8068027
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8068027

>>8068000
Spurdo spördö too...?!

>>8068003
Sudo too...??!

Aww yeah...!! This is awesome.

>> No.8068030

It's nice to know no matter how bad a /jp/sie is, at least he's not a furry.

We'll never be the last rung on the ladder of humanity.

>> No.8068033
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8068033

>>8068027
Hello!

>> No.8068040
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8068040

Please, more of this cure bear.

>> No.8068039
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8068039

>>8068000
god that thing is fuck-awesomely stupid-looking

absolutely the world's greatest rendition of "pedo bear"

fuck year, all years

>> No.8068044

I'm saving images of Cirno from this thread

>> No.8068045

>>8068040
This is the only one I find funny.

>> No.8068048
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8068048

Where are you, /jp/?

>> No.8068051

Cirno:Oye yuka esa es tu flor?

Yuka: Si, mi flor....MI FLOR DE PORONGA

>> No.8068055

>>8068048
4

>> No.8068056

>>8068054
BRAZIL

>> No.8068054

>>8068051
Not you again, this thread is for shitposting, but in english.
Mexico/Argentina/South America buddies in general, speak in english please is the least thing you could do.

Also your jokes are bad because you need an accent and good eloquency that writen text doesn't have.

>> No.8068057

>>8068056
Spanish =/= portuguese.

>> No.8068058

>>8068057
BRAZIL

>> No.8068062
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8068062

>>8068054
Your just jeallys

>> No.8068066

>>8068058
\(º_o)/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhx_y9ty6X4

>> No.8068069
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8068069

:-----------D

>> No.8068073

Most people on /jp/ are not native english speakers anyway.
Only the shitposters

>> No.8068074

/jp/ just got shitty.jpg

>> No.8068076

You Finnish guys are e/b/in :----DDDDD

http://i.imgur.com/G4kLf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Hi5PY.jpg

>> No.8068077

>>8068076
It could be worse and the pages could be full of furry porn.

>> No.8068085

>>8068076
Considering this is 2011, it doesn't look as bad compared to 4chan /b/

>> No.8068088

>>8068069
How am I supposed to enunciate all those :--DDDs? Saying "colon dash dash dash dee dee dee dee dee dee" doesn't really cut it.

Instead, I like making an elongated, fairly high-pitched [a̠ː] sound.

>> No.8068090

>>8067969
But redirecting and gathering shitposters in one thread is denying shitposting itslef.

>> No.8068095

>>8068088
It's not supposed to make a sound, silly Anon-kun. It is the idea of a happy man smiling multiple times.

>> No.8068094

So if we put it in its own thread, it is ironic?

>> No.8068101

>>8068088
I think you got it right at first anon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyFCvFcQgwY

>> No.8068096
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8068096

So I'm currently in Japan, and I have students in my school named Madoka, Asuka, and Yukari. It's like /a/ and /jp/ have descended upon my grorious nippon. This seems like the appropriate threat in which to post this.

>> No.8068106

>>8068096
Wake up.

>> No.8068105

>>8068101
Wait they really pronnounce the D's??

>> No.8068109

>>8068106
Let him dream, anon.

>> No.8068110

>>8068095
Okay, but how do you smile "multiple times"? Obviously, you can't smile wider and, you know, tighten your facial muscles more, since that doesn't change the expression anyway, it only accentuates it. Do you switch facial expressions, like, between smiling and expressionless, multiple times?

>> No.8068117

>>8068110
>>8068113
or this >>8068101

>> No.8068116

>>8068106
doh hoh hoh

>> No.8068115

>>8068110
In my mind, yes.

>> No.8068113

>>8068110
The greater the number of D's the bigger your smile.

>> No.8068119

>>8068076
you_will_never_be_finnish.jpg

>> No.8068118

>>8068113
Surely there's an upper limit somewhere within 3 D's

>> No.8068121

>>8068101
That sounds so emotionless, their delivery is awful, the inflections in their voices are half-dead.

I was thinking of something more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VvR_3OTxs8A#t=382s

>> No.8068120

>>8068096
Wait, is that your life dream?
I only hope for a way to never leave my room again and get supplies without having to work for the rest of my life.
I don't give a fuck about women, men or life in general.

>> No.8068125

Look, OP thinks he can make a difference!

Silly anony

>> No.8068131

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vq4Fe5aGBp82jUvE4

My impression of what ":------DDDDDD" should sound like.

>> No.8068130
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8068130

Is this a Keine thread?

>> No.8068128

>>8068125
You'd be more interesting had you even make any impact. As it stands, I don't even recognize you, and your name makes it even more confusing.

>> No.8068134

Posting here doesn't guarantee your not being banned

>> No.8068132

>>8068120
If my life's dream was for 3 students to have been given names that became /jp/-relevant over a decade after their birth, I'd've shot myself by now. C'mon, /jp/, surely your dreams are bigger than that.

By the way, Moriya is a common last name in some parts of northern Japan. So I have a buncha male Moriya-kuns around as well.

>> No.8068140

>>8068134
Most of these posts aren't even that bad.

>> No.8068143
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8068143

Am I in the right thread?

>> No.8068146

>>8068143
>3
no

>> No.8068148

>>8068146
>02:43
>43

>> No.8068149

>>8068143

Yes, KoG.

Yes you are.

>> No.8068154

>>8068143
Go back to bed Brian.

>> No.8068155

>>8068143
this thread was made for you silly

>> No.8068157

>>8068143
>02:43
>43
How?

>> No.8068158

>>8068148
I've told you before and I'll tell you again, Brian. Arranging numbers like that doesn't impress anyone anymore, especially if you're unable of getting the "important" ones.

You just don't have it anymore. Go to the retirement home with the other tripfags and play some mahjong.

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>>8068158

>important
>115M on /v/, the second fastest board on 4chan with a 1.781 higher posting rate than /a/ had during the 55555555 (trust me, I did the math)

Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.8068165

>>8068158
You mean 55555555? He didn't even tried to go for it, he just arranged for /sp/ to take it, which they did.

>> No.8068175

>>8068162
>>8068165
>arranged

Haha, that translates to "couldn't get it so had to make an excuse"

Also, nobody cares about /v/, you can't get on /jp/ which is a far slower board.

>> No.8068180

>>8068175

What are you talking about? KoG gets on /jp/ all the time when he's here for it.

>> No.8068182

>>8068175
He got 7999999.

>> No.8068189

>>8068180
I know he's on /jp/ all the time, his butthurt always radiates around the place.

>>8068182
And? He still couldn't get the other one and instead of coming out and admitting his failure like a professional, he made a gradeschool-tier excuse.

>> No.8068201

>>8068189
He didn't even try to get the GET on at /a/,

There were no threads made by KoG during it..
Just take a look at his posts before the GET.


http://fuuka.warosu.org/index.pl/jp/thread/S7959687#p7959726
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/S7959687#p7959726

>> No.8068219

>>8068201
All I see is a torrent of BAWWWW, signifying the failure from the fallen King's part.

>> No.8068314

bump to the top~

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>> No.8068329,1 [INTERNAL] 

You have been banned ... Nice! All shitposters in one fell swoop, and OP forever! ... 2 days from now.

>> No.8068329,2 [INTERNAL] 

I'll get you invisbibro

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