So why doesn't Hatate get any attention around here? She's easily better than than talentless and old Aya.

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Anonymous Wed Nov 2 23:39:47 2011 No.8067667 [Reply] [Original]

So why doesn't Hatate get any attention around here? She's easily better than than talentless and old Aya.

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Wed Nov 2 23:40:09 2011 No.8067669 File: 85 KB, 455x662, fuck hatate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Worst tengu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 23:41:10 2011 No.8067674 she gets plenty of attention in my fap folder...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 23:45:40 2011 No.8067678 File: 821 KB, 1680x1050, faler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8067674 She would kill you if she found out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 23:49:05 2011 No.8067688 >>8067678 I will never get to take off her socks with my mouth and then lick her feet clean... Why is reality so cruel?

>>	Freezing !BASARADtDc Wed Nov 2 23:52:03 2011 No.8067697 She needs to be in a proper danmaku-ge

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 23:54:35 2011 No.8067702 File: 165 KB, 850x637, astronaut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet Hatate hasn't been to the moon

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 23:58:37 2011 No.8067714 >>8067702 She actually had journalistic integrity and readers. That alone must make Aya pissed.

>>	Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE Thu Nov 3 00:02:20 2011 No.8067723 File: 394 KB, 800x580, 21448481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All the tengu are pretty great. I don't understand why they have to fight all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:03:12 2011 No.8067726 Has, still has.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:04:12 2011 No.8067730 How can Hatate have a cell phone ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:13:15 2011 No.8067746 >>8067730 How else is she going to call up clients?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:27:43 2011 No.8067770 >>8067746 But who the hell is providing service in Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:33:13 2011 No.8067802 File: 177 KB, 800x800, Hatate Shot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aya had her revenge when she got her hooked on smack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:36:13 2011 No.8067809 >>8067770 KT&T

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:36:13 2011 No.8067810 >>8067802 Drugs are a horrible thing, why did you turn the warm-hearted Hatate into that, theres nothing sacred for you?. You people at yotsuba are sometimes horrible, don't know why I keep coming here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:37:44 2011 No.8067811 File: 122 KB, 436x516, 1267596107078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8067714 >readers Right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:38:13 2011 No.8067817 File: 52 KB, 344x378, hatate X.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8067810 I don't get why people like Hata-tan either, anon. Well, I do, but eh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:42:46 2011 No.8067830 I like Hatate. She's an idiot teenager but still a nice girl. Ugly as fuck though, one of the worst Touhou designs period.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:42:46 2011 No.8067831 File: 624 KB, 709x1002, 565e06d32e53c18fffa081faec392da2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd wager that Hatate's hair smells like lavender

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:47:48 2011 No.8067854 File: 670 KB, 850x1200, 19230261_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd give Hatate what she craves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:47:48 2011 No.8067855 File: 272 KB, 800x1000, 6eae3f8d30bc997cbd5e835e9f5cf807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8067831 Twin tails are my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:51:16 2011 No.8067865 >>8067830 Utsuho, the entire cast of UFO and TD, and Youmu are signifacantly worse. Hatate is one of the better touhou designs. >>8067831 I bet her clean feet have the faint smell of sandalwood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:52:44 2011 No.8067868 File: 1.02 MB, 850x1200, 19230261_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:53:13 2011 No.8067870 File: 198 KB, 500x600, miko1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8067865 >TD You take that back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:53:14 2011 No.8067869 File: 146 KB, 850x1130, sample-0ee93c41078b3fc275e9755f4928b69a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hatate's sweat soaked feet reaching towards your face

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:54:13 2011 No.8067872 >>8067869 Fucking shameless slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:55:43 2011 No.8067873 >>8067869 >>8067865 >>8067688 What is up with niggas and this bitch's feet?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:57:45 2011 No.8067876 >>8067865 >Utsuho HERETIC

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:59:45 2011 No.8067881 File: 610 KB, 768x1024, f09b76ff56c1ec42e43117038e0245b7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi, /jp/ How is your day so far. I saw Aya earlier and she winked at me! <3

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:00:13 2011 No.8067883 >>8067876 I like Okuu, don't get me wrong, but the 1º time you see her you can't avoid thing her design is somewhat stupid. specially if you do it in fanon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:01:44 2011 No.8067887 >>8067865 >Utsuho, the entire cast of UFO and TD, and Youmu are signifacantly worse Yeaaah no. Learn what an opinion is, bub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:04:44 2011 No.8067895 >>8067865 >>8067830 There are terrible opinions being expressed in these posts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:17:44 2011 No.8067924 What I don't get is how someone can think a characters design is shit yet still like them. How does that even work? I mean, I respect your opinion, but that just confuses me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:21:44 2011 No.8067935 >>8067924 I dunno, why don't you try to think of a theory on why this happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:22:47 2011 No.8067938 File: 901 KB, 922x1327, 8b79024b7df1d4a1f5da36ec72234424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love checker patterns, therefore I am obliged to love Hatate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:25:44 2011 No.8067943 Hatate... something about her... those legs, man. I dunno what, exactly, but I'd love her tenderly. So damn tenderly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:27:43 2011 No.8067950 >>8067943 You like your tengu cooked nice and tender?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:29:13 2011 No.8067951 File: 2.26 MB, 1000x1373, 82aced403df01893293ccadfc378a184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:32:44 2011 No.8067961 File: 818 KB, 640x1000, 5c55fd74e15af997457146bedbfd51a4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hatate's lewd and rude body is irresistible

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:33:17 2011 No.8067966 File: 109 KB, 564x564, IMG_004328_4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8067950 I just like tenderized fuckmeat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:34:48 2011 No.8067967 >>8067951 Seconds later she punches Aya right in the cunt, Aya let's out one of those long silent screams and falls off the tree and snaps her neck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:38:13 2011 No.8067981 File: 360 KB, 960x1280, tengu29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8067967 You had me until "snaps her neck."

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:42:43 2011 No.8067996 File: 433 KB, 1000x1000, 2c449c1dbf4d381107c097ece6b64cb9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goodness gracious, her feet are so soft and untouched. Not a single callous to be found, truly her virgin soles are a wonder to behold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:45:14 2011 No.8068010 File: 287 KB, 700x724, tengu38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ~

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Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Thu Nov 3 01:50:13 2011 No.8068022
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At least she got to look cool in that SOUNDHOLIC PV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6sSwkTQrdo

And yes, she doesn't usually go out much so her feet are tender. Just like /jp/?

It's too bad she almost never gets portrayed with her canon valleygirl/kansai tendencies though. Guess not many people actually unlocked her in the games

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 02:11:44 2011 No.8068061 >>8067855 You have good taste, then, good sir.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 20:36:35 2011 No.8070460 File: 494 KB, 800x991, 1306808714753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aya has nothing on Hatate

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 20:39:08 2011 No.8070475 bumo

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 20:44:34 2011 No.8070495 File: 220 KB, 850x700, tengu6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a jerk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 20:47:36 2011 No.8070506 >>8070460 Stop Hatate, wings don't go there.

>>	Freezing !BASARADtDc Thu Nov 3 21:04:44 2011 No.8070580 Why do people draw Aya and hatate with wing even if they really dont have them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 21:08:16 2011 No.8070599 >>8070580 Eh, they come and go.

Anonymous Thu Nov 3 21:12:13 2011 No.8070610
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>>8070580
It just makes their character design a little more interesting. There's so little differentiating youkai from humans so I don't mind.

Why don't they draw Hatate and Aya with red skin and white hair is what I wanna know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 21:19:25 2011 No.8070634 File: 586 KB, 807x818, hatate11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love this outfit.

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>>	Rozalin !!vPEaWM5chi6 Thu Nov 3 22:42:26 2011 No.8070883 File: 166 KB, 750x574, hatate2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yandere, abused, or just plain crazy Hatate is sad to see. Have some happy Hatate.

>>	Rozalin !!vPEaWM5chi6 Thu Nov 3 22:42:27 2011 No.8070886 File: 690 KB, 850x606, aya hatate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Rozalin !!vPEaWM5chi6 Thu Nov 3 22:43:57 2011 No.8070888 File: 250 KB, 1000x681, hatate3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Rozalin !!vPEaWM5chi6 Thu Nov 3 22:44:28 2011 No.8070892 And at the end of the day, they're all good friends.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 23:03:27 2011 No.8070960 File: 464 KB, 700x1043, hatate12-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 23:03:27 2011 No.8070964 File: 588 KB, 700x988, hatate12-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 23:04:57 2011 No.8070967 File: 575 KB, 700x999, hatate12-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aya is smooth as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 23:14:27 2011 No.8071012 >>8070967 I do not appreciate that she looks like a man with tits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 00:33:53 2011 No.8071329 File: 796 KB, 1000x1496, b79fa8b0d54253b5faa31ed7c6263a7b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 02:16:04 2011 No.8071601 File: 194 KB, 498x640, 9735ef85e39aaf8193aa5cb8a4b4b799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Valley girl Hatate is my preference

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 02:36:36 2011 No.8071654 I want to get a Hatate dakimakura, I really do but so many of them just seem like shit. They draw her like she is like 10. Now I know she doesn't look old nor are her breasts huge (they aren't non existent though) but come on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 03:56:34 2011 No.8071829 File: 210 KB, 565x800, hatate ...what do you want.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >...what do you want? Well?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 04:10:34 2011 No.8071854 I only like Hatate if she's drawn by usotsukiya

Anonymous Fri Nov 4 04:11:34 2011 No.8071857
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Have a bakkoi morning.

>>8071654
I wonder if any good Touhou artists do commissions like that.

>>8067667
I guess you missed the other two or three threads this week? Are you new?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 22:01:01 2011 No.8074392 File: 797 KB, 1399x1000, hatate10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If Aya has Ayayayaya, does Hatate have Hatatatata?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 22:04:56 2011 No.8074405 >>8074392 I believe that is for kenshiro

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 22:09:56 2011 No.8074416 File: 361 KB, 1200x750, hatate swimsuit1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8074405 Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 23:09:25 2011 No.8074661 File: 128 KB, 320x296, th_bakkoi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's a hint:

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 23:10:56 2011 No.8074668 File: 30 KB, 640x432, 1316184117720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8074416

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 01:11:15 2011 No.8075219 Hatatatatata BUMP

>>	Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE Sat Nov 5 09:10:32 2011 No.8076742 File: 882 KB, 1200x900, 20775622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8074392 I've seen her do a it a few times. I know she does it in Rinnosuke Manga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:19:03 2011 No.8076752 File: 8 KB, 203x248, 1282735611282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8076742 In what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:32:05 2011 No.8076767 >>8076752 Probably this http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/1911

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:57:59 2011 No.8079271 File: 607 KB, 943x1200, 18358973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:06:58 2011 No.8079293 Glad to see I'm not the only fan of Hatate's feet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:09:28 2011 No.8079299 >>8079271 I hate this fucking artist. S/he's brilliant at coloring, but draws the exact same face AND facial expression every fucking time. Samefacing I can tolerate, but the same expression for every character in every picture? Really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:15:56 2011 No.8079321 File: 1.16 MB, 2650x1778, tengu35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh my.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:22:30 2011 No.8079354

Questions for the various /jp/ers here about Hatate.

Do you prefer to ship Hatate with Aya, imagine her liking yourself, or ship her with some other touhou?

If it's the first one, how do you imagine the relationship? Rivals, stalker, just plain lovers, or something else?

If it's the second one, do you imagine her stalking yourself, being lovey-dovey with you, or something else?

If it's the third one, who do you ship her with and why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:28:02 2011 No.8079393 >>8079354 I dodge bullets and take pictures. >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:44:27 2011 No.8079473 >>8079354 I don't ship her with anyone. To me she's just Aya's on again/off again friend and rival.

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:59:26 2011 No.8079535
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She's Aya's main threat. Someone who actually works hard, puts in effort and actually gets results rather than making things up.

Aya will regret the time she wasted harassing her when she could have used it to actually work towards becoming a half-decent journalist.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:12:35 2011 No.8079590

>>8079535
You probably didn't really notice but it's fairly obvious that Kakashi has very few readers. Bunbunmaru gets the lion's share of the market in Gensokyo because Aya creates incidents to write about and then editorializes the fuck out of her articles. Hatate pulls her shit from her phone and then writes long informative (read boring) screeds that you'd find on public radio or your campus newspaper

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:18:00 2011 No.8079615 >>8079590 Aya probably wrote that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:22:40 2011 No.8079622 >>8079590 But sooner or later her journalistic fabrications will catch up to her and soon Hatate will be seen as the true reporter in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:26:04 2011 No.8079636 File: 1 KB, 21x23, emot-colbert.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also, there is nothing wrong with public radio. In fact some of the best journalists can be found that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:27:47 2011 No.8079640 >>8079622 Good luck with that. Not enough happens around Gensokyo to report legitimately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:29:07 2011 No.8079646 >>8079640 True and honest journalism will always be more important the tabloid trash that Aya spews out.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:32:05 2011 No.8079656

As a journalist myself I find it a shame that Aya and Hatate tear themselves apart over technique and moral philosophy when it's quite obvious that together they could produce a respectable publication that would engage the reader without dumbing down the content.

After all, here's the facts:
- Hatate is a natural-born writer with a mind geared toward well-developed, balanced articles. However this talent is destroyed by her news-gathering technique as the only proper way to get fresh news is to head out into the field and talk to people, get leads and so on. Pulling shit from your phone and then filling in the many blanks with text will only result in you reproducing knowledge everyone knows - the main reason why Kakashi is a struggling publication.
- Aya is the polar opposite of Hatate: she has a nose for news and can capture it in a way that no one else can, however her ability to translate this information into objective and informative content is non-existent. Her articles are painfully short and she admits to herself that they exist largely as captions for her pictures, which she errenuously believes is enough for the daily reader to consume in order to be informed. Furthermore she has very little concept of ethics or journalistic integrity as she quite plainly sparks incidents for the sole purpose of covering them, and her interviews mostly devolve into personal attacks and honest-to-god defamation of character of the people she is interviewing.

It's entirely possible that the two could pick up for each other's shortcomings: Aya could go out and cover the day's events, and then write up drafts for Hatate, who would boil out the obvious biases and fill in any gaps with relevant information Aya may have left out with Spirit Photography.

Shame it will never happen because i've seen this thing in real life and I can tell you that we journalists can be just as petty and short-minded as Tengu

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:32:05 2011 No.8079657 >>8079646 Yet Sankaku still exists.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:33:36 2011 No.8079661
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>Someone who actually works hard, puts in effort and actually gets results
>actually work towards becoming a half-decent journalist.
>soon Hatate will be seen as the true reporter in Gensokyo.
Hey now...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:35:04 2011 No.8079673 >>8079661 Aya is none of those things. She is the very embodiment of the yellow press and she is a lazy fuck that is only good for snapping pictures and taking interviews.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:38:37 2011 No.8079684 File: 412 KB, 726x697, 5828754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8079673 >she is a lazy fuck That's not true. Now you're just being mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:40:05 2011 No.8079690 >>8079684 Creating news is being lazy. It is literally the epitome of laziness in the profession.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:43:48 2011 No.8079705 Reporting on what tea Remilia drank today. The kind of hard-hitting journalism you would expect from Aya.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:45:05 2011 No.8079715 File: 294 KB, 1000x1000, 1276653437369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8079705 It's because of crap like that she sometimes creates news herself. Gensokyo is so boring...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:47:02 2011 No.8079720 >>8079715 >GENSOKYO >BORING SAY THAT TO MY FACE INSTEA OF ON THE INTERNET MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:47:33 2011 No.8079718 File: 1.21 MB, 1500x1062, aya is determined.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8079690 Not buying it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:52:01 2011 No.8079748 >>8079715 Gensokyo isn't boring. You have just become boring yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:53:02 2011 No.8079756 >>8079715 >>8079718 Have any of you actually read Bunbunmaru? It's 30% reporting and 70% her making wise cracks at the expense of the people she's interviewing or reporting on.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:54:30 2011 No.8079757
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>>8079720
But it is. People just sit around and drink tea and do nothing all day. Sometimes some fairy might do something stupid or some danmaku might get flung around, but who cares? That happens all the time, it's not news.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:55:32 2011 No.8079761 >>8079756 Sounds good. Where do I sign up? Your comment also doesn't do much to contradict those that you replied too, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:56:37 2011 No.8079764 Boring old hag Aya is banned from here on out in this thread. Continue with the lovely and talented Hatate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:57:31 2011 No.8079770 >>8079756 But then again, Bunbunmaru was written by ZUN, and he's an alcoholic fuck so I guess I can understand why it's so shitty

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:00:33 2011 No.8079785 >>8079761 I bet you genuinely enjoy reading USA Today/Daily Mail don't you

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:01:28 2011 No.8079988 >>8079956 If that bothers you then maybe you should go to waterducts, that might be more your speed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:01:30 2011 No.8079790 >>8079785 I was thinking more of The Onion, or The Daily Show in newspaper form.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:01:59 2011 No.8079795 >>8079764 Alright fine let's rag on her instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:02:00 2011 No.8079796 I wouldn't read Bunbunmaru even if I had to take a 10 minute shit and it was the only reading material available.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:03:01 2011 No.8079799 File: 39 KB, 500x500, 1273575628553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8079790 Journalism is dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:03:27 2011 No.8079991 File: 55 KB, 473x425, hatate laugh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8079988 Oh, anonymous, you're so silly. Nobody is going to fall for that!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:06:31 2011 No.8079807 File: 94 KB, 600x600, aya despair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:12:31 2011 No.8079832
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Hatate is the patron saint of underachieving journalists held back by other commitments

I pray to her daily. What would be an appropriate offering to her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:13:00 2011 No.8079841 >>8079832 knee-highs

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:13:00 2011 No.8079842 Aya's head on a pointed stick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:13:00 2011 No.8079843 File: 323 KB, 564x828, hatate13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow. You guys are jerks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:15:59 2011 No.8079853 >>8079843 Hatate your breasts seem to be getting lewder and lewder...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:15:59 2011 No.8079856 >>8079807 Your kind is reason why journalists are so untrusted by the general public that Andrew Breitbart can get away with "Big Journalism" without being rejected as a crank. Either learn how to write proper or go fellate a .45

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:18:32 2011 No.8079868 File: 36 KB, 460x435, aya huh2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8079856 A what? Fellate!? Aya's not like that!

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:22:30 2011 No.8079887
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Any creators here?

Can you redo this with Duke and Gonzo replaced with Aya and Hatate?

Preferably if you keep the two Tengu in the Hawaiian shirts, sunglasses and hats. The cigarette is optional but recommended

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:31:00 2011 No.8079911 [DELETED]

>>8079887
We were somewhere around Tokyo just past the edge of the Gensokyo barrier when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was this triible roar all around us and the sky was full of fairies, swooping down at us and there was this voice screaming "What are these goddamn creatures?"

Hatate had taken off her shirt, and was pouring beer over her chest to facilitate the tanning process. "What the hell are you on about?" She muttered, staring up at the sun with her eyes closed and from under her wraparound Spanish Sunglasses. "Never mind. It's your turn to drive." And I pointed the Toyota Corolla towards the edge of the forst path. Poor bastard. She'll see those wretched creatures soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:35:28 2011 No.8079922 File: 784 KB, 1134x1600, jk_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hatate is in my favorite recent doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:38:57 2011 No.8079930 File: 199 KB, 768x1024, IMG_004683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:40:57 2011 No.8079937 File: 117 KB, 410x266, hatate despair2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8079930 Why!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:44:28 2011 No.8079946 >>8079937 He who makes a beast of herself Gets rid of the pain of being a crow tengu

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:47:58 2011 No.8079956 >>8079930 >>8079922 You're fucking sick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:49:58 2011 No.8079962 >>8079956 That's pretty vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:57:27 2011 No.8080124 Is it just me, or is this thread sort of "Stickied"? I see bumps and new threads, but this thread keeps spot numero uno on page zero constantly.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:05:28 2011 No.8080152
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>>8080124
I think threads are sort of "stuck" in their position right now.

Must be an aftereffect of those hardware upgrades. Or moot fucked up again, who knows.

Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE Sun Nov 6 02:32:32 2011 No.8080213
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I would be slightly more impressed with Hatatatatatatan as a journalist if her ability wasn't the power to GIS.

>>8079656 is spot-on, though, and them working together was something that occurred to me shortly after unlocking her in DS. It's a shame we'll never see it. The tengu need to be less tengu-y and just start liking each other for who they are. Then superhot three-ways can ensue.

tl;dr >>8067723

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:37:31 2011 No.8080223 File: 297 KB, 594x594, 1291829111117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No gloomy Hatate? This thread is dicks.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:41:01 2011 No.8080229
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>>8080213
That would be nice.
I'm worried about what'll happen to Aya in the future, though. DS really seemed to be trying to make us not like her, and disliked characters aren't knowing for continuing to get roles...and with Hatate there as a potential replacement...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:28:09 2011 No.8082244 File: 109 KB, 461x650, 145fbf921fac6d49b39062517190ddab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:31:47 2011 No.8082250 >>8080223 But nobody's sad in Gensokyo. It always smile smile smiles.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:20:53 2011 No.8082608
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Please enjoy Hatate through the eyes of a 12 year old girl bored in history class. Since there is barely any art of Hatate I am going to wager hard that this has an unusually high chance of being the worst of the worst.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun Nov 6 20:26:52 2011 No.8082617 File: 240 KB, 600x700, hatatelemming.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8082608 Seen worse. Seen worse today, even.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma Sun Nov 6 20:30:20 2011 No.8082626 File: 256 KB, 565x600, 8138955_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hatate Himekaidou >Himekaidou >Kaidou >Kincaido KIIIIINCAAAAAAIDUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:42:22 2011 No.8082652 File: 636 KB, 777x1200, 1308724191193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Needs more Hatate abuse.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun Nov 6 20:52:53 2011 No.8082681 File: 91 KB, 849x607, hatatedreadeyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8082652 That looks dangerous. Possibly lethal, in face.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:55:20 2011 No.8082697

>>8079656

Sing it, brother. Wouldn't it be awesome to be a journalist in Gensokyo? Where "going into the field" means "go watch magic maids beating the shit out of loli goddesses in MAGIC D-D-DUELS!"

But here it means "city council meetings."

Somehow, it's just not the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:56:49 2011 No.8082701 File: 136 KB, 850x1190, sample-1393237713a5a2b10cacddfd623ccfa2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8082652 It's the only thing that can redeem this thread.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun Nov 6 20:56:49 2011 No.8082702
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*fact.

Despite the QWERTY layout being specifically designed to put the most common letters widely spaced apart, it must've seemed like an excellent idea putting 'E' and 'T' close together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:41:55 2011 No.8082867 File: 165 KB, 800x800, 1280298431968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's no more than she deserves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:46:52 2011 No.8082882 File: 161 KB, 750x750, hatate hates rain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do?

>>	wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP Sun Nov 6 21:48:51 2011 No.8082888 >>8082882 harass like HELL

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 21:53:05 2011 No.8082901 File: 456 KB, 642x900, hatate nooo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8082888 Now why would you do that? Doesn't she look miserable enough already?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:03:28 2011 No.8082934 >>8082901 Well, it's unrealistic. The real Hatate wouldn't take shit from anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:08:31 2011 No.8082951 >>8082934 Everyone has their off days, even mighty tengu reporters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:14:29 2011 No.8082976 >>8082951 She won't seem so off when she puts her first in your face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:15:28 2011 No.8082983 File: 379 KB, 800x918, 22280534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like Aya though. Although Hatate is pretty great as well. I absolutely love her DS comments, they're great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:16:33 2011 No.8082987 >>8082976 I'll just abuse her more for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:18:10 2011 No.8082997 File: 294 KB, 800x1100, 1298719507630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8082976 I'll just abuse her more for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:23:00 2011 No.8083022 >>8082997 The tengu's mastery over wind would sweep you off your feet

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:50:04 2011 No.8083111 >>8082997 But you could never do it to begin with. She would just fly away before you could even lay your filthy and perverted fingers on her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:56:41 2011 No.8083125 What happens if you are photographed by Hatate or Aya? Would a normal human just disintegrate or what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:58:24 2011 No.8083128 >>8083125 What? When were Aya/Hatate's cameras pointed out to have this power?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 22:59:05 2011 No.8083131 File: 929 KB, 1024x768, hatate click1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8083125 ...wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:09:53 2011 No.8083149 File: 87 KB, 640x480, 4267556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8083131 >>8083128 touhous explode when photographed in double spoielr

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:10:22 2011 No.8083151 File: 153 KB, 707x1000, hatate1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8083149 That's just part of spell card stuff. They aren't actually exploding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:25:26 2011 No.8083200 >>8083151 Please elaborate. They look like they're exploding to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:26:51 2011 No.8083202 >>8083200 They also appear to be exploding in any of the other games.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:29:05 2011 No.8083212 File: 181 KB, 1280x720, hatate bakkoi1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8083200 They're exploding just as much as the Touhous in the regular games. Taking pictures isn't fatal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:49:02 2011 No.8083257 >>8083202 >>8083212 So is there any explanation why they violently blow up once the fight is over?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:56:48 2011 No.8083268 >>8083257 Because it's cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:46:10 2011 No.8083368 File: 9 KB, 320x175, Speed-Grapher-4[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8083268 They must've had a fetish for taking exploding pictures, lmbo

Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Mon Nov 7 00:56:50 2011 No.8083400
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I just realized one of the major reasons why Hatate is so unpopular.

She doesn't have her own iconic theme song. Most characters are often irrevocably tied to a song that represents them. Music and getting lots of remixes contribute a lot towards the fandom's impression of characters when it's voted number one by far in the polls for why people like Touhou. Even midbosses at least get tied to stage themes. However, Hatate doesn't even have her own unique stage theme. She's stuck juggling game's couple stage songs and Aya's theme, further cementing the unfortunate impression that she's a rip-off or second fiddle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 04:50:32 2011 No.8083766 >>8083400 I got the impression that she's usually associated with Bell of Avici - Infinite Nightmare, but I don't have anything solid to support the idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:49:52 2011 No.8086973 File: 722 KB, 1134x1600, hatate2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So yummy...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 23:55:22 2011 No.8087002 >>8086973 I don't prefer my Hatate lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:00:52 2011 No.8087034 File: 400 KB, 1000x700, hatate9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087002 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:14:55 2011 No.8087082 >>8087034 She doesn't seem like the kind of person who do lewd things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:02:26 2011 No.8087243 File: 1.03 MB, 1195x908, hatate swimsuit5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8087082 What about lewd things done to her? Or doing lewd things unwillingly, or by accident?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:21:56 2011 No.8087309 >>8087243 She should be lewd free entirely.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:35:56 2011 No.8087352
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>>8087309
Understand that by "unwilling" I didn't mean rape and stuff. I was thinking more like...Aya drags her along to the beach or something.
But if you want her lewd free period...I'm afraid we're at an impasse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 13:13:58 2011 No.8089043 File: 257 KB, 500x500, Don't call her Hotate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 15:31:37 2011 No.8089495 File: 432 KB, 669x800, 1306859511249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 16:43:13 2011 No.8089679 >>8087352 As long as she is having fun and isn't displaying her body then we are on good terms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 22:09:54 2011 No.8090830 File: 44 KB, 345x425, hatate is a nerd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8089679 What counts as "displaying her body," exactly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 22:14:53 2011 No.8090839 >>8090830 Well, you know just parading around in a swimsuit showing off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 22:18:23 2011 No.8090848 File: 517 KB, 667x800, hatate swimsuit4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8090839 Oh...ok, I think I understand. So she can show some skin, but can't flaunt it and stuff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 22:29:26 2011 No.8090895 >>8090848 But you see, this right here is too lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 22:35:54 2011 No.8090917 File: 727 KB, 768x1024, hatate swimsuit7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8090895 Why are you so picky?

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