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Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:20:55 2011 No.8065935 [Reply] [Original]

Ahh, its a good thing you arrived Anonymous-kun. There's been an accident in the lab...and I seem to be having a problem. The experiment just won't wear off and I just can't get this big hard thing to go away. I've tried everything, except one thing...

D-do you think you could play with it for awhile? Maybe if you made it feel good it would go away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:24:24 2011 No.8065954 FADC into ULTRA.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:24:54 2011 No.8065953 I wouldn't even know where to begin with a 20" futa dick. How the hell would you please such a monster?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:25:54 2011 No.8065958 Only if I can have whatever you had

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:25:54 2011 No.8065957 >>8065953 Lick the shaft up and down while stroking with both hands? Call in Reisen and Tewi to help?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:26:54 2011 No.8065961 File: 50 KB, 206x265, 124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] S-sure why not.. I could give you a hand with that..Or in this case..Maybe my mouth? If it is Eirin's big one i dont mind~

>>	Reisen Wed Nov 2 14:27:54 2011 No.8065964 File: 282 KB, 640x480, 1316444744762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know that feel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:30:54 2011 No.8065973 Roll for anal circumference

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:31:24 2011 No.8065974 File: 444 KB, 575x663, 1317671665233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okay, but promise you will be gentle. Its my firstu taimu doing this..

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:37:25 2011 No.8065985 File: 175 KB, 450x550, 1319422713994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] W-Well I am always willing to help a friend. I wouldn't mind as long as it's Eirin.....

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:39:58 2011 No.8065990 >>8065935 /jp/ can't tackle that monster until you give them the pill that turns them into a little girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:45:33 2011 No.8066004 I don't think I'm qualified to do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:46:03 2011 No.8066009 File: 741 KB, 692x600, 1301705030712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hooh? this seems like a problem even a lvl 0 like myself could handle! Dont worry Eirin-san, i will have you back to normal in no time!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:58:34 2011 No.8066034 I'd choke and puke all over her kiwi sized balls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:04:33 2011 No.8066046 I usually prefer dicks small enough to fit in my mouth, but I would still try my best to please her in any way I could. ...e-especially if she teases me about how pathetic my cock is compared to hers..

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:05:03 2011 No.8066051 >>8066046 We could always help each other out. You know..One of us works the head and the other the shaft.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:07:04 2011 No.8066060 >>8066051 And end up swapping saliva with another guy? Dude, that's gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:14:13 2011 No.8066074 I swear you guys make me think /jp/ is only a handful of cock-eating full homos. Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:16:36 2011 No.8066077 >>8066046 The real question is whether or not you can fit the whole thing in your ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:18:34 2011 No.8066082 File: 5 KB, 150x96, 1314277953303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8066074 There is nothing homosexual about sucking a cock attached to a nice girl like Eirin!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:18:34 2011 No.8066083 >>8066077 The real question is whether you could do it without rupturing your colon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:18:34 2011 No.8066084 >>8066074 It's just a small group on /jp/, don't get too discouraged. Although I'm not a fan of that sort of thing either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:21:56 2011 No.8066091 I did not even notice the cock, I thought it was a leg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:22:38 2011 No.8066094 >>8066074 Hey don't group me in with these gay faggots. I like futa but only when its futa on female.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:24:05 2011 No.8066102 >>8066074 Hey, I'm not your dad, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:24:33 2011 No.8066101 >>8066091 Me too. I'm a bit disappointed because I like the art and I was going to save it too.

>>	Perrinu !BUKcYk.r.Q Wed Nov 2 15:27:03 2011 No.8066109 Damn, that's way too large for me. I'd just let her rub it between my thighs.

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:27:36 2011 No.8066106

>>8066074
I am irked that /jp/ moved from "I want to be a cute girl and drink tea with other cute girls" to "I want to attend to the hairy, misshapen cocks of twenty fat, sweaty 3D men every night and drink their thick, yellow cum mixed with bits of smegma like small pieces curd in rotten milk"

Let it be far from me to judge others' preferences, but at least aim for the perfected form of the 2D penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:33:03 2011 No.8066122 >>8065964 What's this called again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:36:32 2011 No.8066126 >>8066122 Tahou wit dick

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:37:32 2011 No.8066129 [DELETED]

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>>8065953
Read enough futanari porn and you learn how to handle a beast like that very fast. Its all in the hands and tongue.

Taking it on the other hand could be an issue but its Eirin, Moon Medicines and shit, finding some kind of aid for such an act (Numbing lotion, pain reducers, muscle relaxers) shouldn't be a problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:41:04 2011 No.8066153 >>8066126 I think you mean "Towhold".

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:44:33 2011 No.8066167 >>8066106 Woah there. No one ever said anything about rotten milk.

>>	Perrinu !BUKcYk.r.Q Wed Nov 2 15:46:02 2011 No.8066175 >>8066122 東方動画

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:46:02 2011 No.8066176 Sounds like your average shitty excuses to get intimate in doujins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:47:35 2011 No.8066178 File: 627 KB, 935x768, MicaHatchinson.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8066106 It cant be helped. Even pure little girls have to grow up and become older sluts one day. Besides..Cocks are awsome~

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:48:33 2011 No.8066186 >>8066178 Not necessarily. You don't have to be like that, but it's not like I can stop you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:59:08 2011 No.8066222 Just hope Eirin doesn't realize she could fuck you with that 2 foot dick as often as she's willing to repair all your ruptured organs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:02:51 2011 No.8066231 >>8065935 Is she wearing a balls bra?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:11:45 2011 No.8066258 >>8066231 >Ball bra Wait a minute..This was no accident! She had planned this for a long time already! I bet she knew /jp/ would gladly suck her cock if she asked!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:14:43 2011 No.8066265 >>8066258 But I'm more interested in her butt.

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:16:17 2011 No.8066275

>>8066222
Imagine her penetrating you slowly at first, then faster and faster. Suddenly you notice a sharp pain in your belly and feel her snake-like appendage grazing your internal organs. As Eirin thrusts in and out she punctures and bruises everything inside you. After a few minutes of this you cum the hardest you've ever cum despite the agonizing pain. The sight of this drives her wild, thrusting her rock hard PENIS into your heart and cumming into your arteries, fatally wounding you. As your vision fades to black you rest easy knowing that she will revive you in no time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:18:14 2011 No.8066283 >>8066275 That sounds terrifying, Anon! I'm also hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:21:17 2011 No.8066289 File: 236 KB, 1073x800, 5464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8066275 I wish she would thrust her penis into my heart.. I would love to have her semen pumping through the veins of my body~

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:33:57 2011 No.8066327

>>8066289
>I would love to have her semen pumping through the veins of my body~
Considering how semen works you would be in some ungodly amount of pain if she somehow did replace your blood with her semen.

Try getting semen in your eye, now imagine that everywhere and it never stops.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:20:01 2011 No.8066488 File: 61 KB, 243x640, 1293992036189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8066106 >/jp/ moved from "I want to be a cute girl and drink tea with other cute girls" to "I want to attend to the hairy, misshapen cocks can't we be/do both?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:21:31 2011 No.8066489 >>8066275 >grazing your internal organs ticktickticktick

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:24:58 2011 No.8066506 >>8066488 You can do that if you want as long as you don't try to force it on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:29:35 2011 No.8066524 >>8066275 ＞The sight of this drives her wild, thrusting her rock hard PENIS into your heart and cumming into your arteries Oh, my boner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:31:09 2011 No.8066537 >>8066289 Now that is closer to the size /jp/ prefers

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:40:15 2011 No.8066581 File: 24 KB, 353x306, 1315567038046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8066506 which the tea part of the attending to your manhood?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:45:16 2011 No.8066608 File: 165 KB, 466x700, 1305694724258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8066581 I should have expected that joke. But no, I'm not interested in guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:51:23 2011 No.8066626 File: 218 KB, 900x637, 1293130932049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8066608 how about 8 guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:53:23 2011 No.8066633 File: 311 KB, 1000x1439, 1304316503764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8066626 Still not interested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 18:03:41 2011 No.8066663 >>8066626 Those don't count as guys.

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