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8052318 No.8052318 [Reply] [Original]

Sakuya, que es el sexo?

>> No.8052350
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¿Que coxa?

>> No.8052365

>el

That's like using uno for single objects that use a masculine ending.

>> No.8052401

Is Flan italian?

>> No.8052422

>>8052365
It isn't. It only means that the speaker is aware that the word is a substantive.

For example:
¿Qué es virgen? (as in an adjective)
¿Qué es la virginidad? (as in a susbtantive)

>> No.8052447
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8052447

Sextus est puer molestus.

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Spaß ist, was ihr draus macht!

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8052461

Qué es el amor, Beato?

>> No.8052471

How do you say "suck my cock, dude." in spanish?

>> No.8052487

>>8052365
Go retake Spanish 101.

>> No.8052488

>>8052471
sokeame el coco

>> No.8052501

>>8052471
There are many ways, same as how there's many ways to call a penis.

>> No.8052515

>>8052471
Absórbeme el gallo, catrín.

>> No.8052536

Sakuya ¿Por qué llevas el pad?

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8052538

No sé...

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8052579

Colorada, te doy media hora para soltarme!

>> No.8052586

>>8052579
>Colorada
AR/UY detected.

>> No.8052598

>>8052586
What does "Colorada" even means?

>> No.8052634

>>8052598
redhead

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>>8052536

Los pads. (Por que son dos).

>> No.8052640

>>8052634
Thanks.

>> No.8052691

Is this legit mexican?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE

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>>8052471
"Chupame la verga wn"

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"M-mis caderas! S-s-se están moviendo por sí solas!"

>> No.8052763

Je n'aime pas le espagne langue.

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8052764

>>8052579

>"El bananero" detected.

>> No.8052765

>>8052730
Que pasa compare.

>> No.8052772

El placer de ser eyaculado dentro.

>> No.8052906

>>8052691

I've read that the original "Carlito" (or Carito, as he's more known as) is Swedish, and I likely believe it because there are bad pronunciations of both, English and Spanish in the song.


And about that video it self, it fails at including part of the Kremlin.

>> No.8052910

>>8052471
chupame la pija, boludo.

>> No.8052939

>>8052910
Modismos, modismos everywhere.

>> No.8052954

>>int

>> No.8052961

>>8052954
Who are you quoting?

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>>8052910
Succioname la corneta, aweoneitor

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oh dios, se siente tan bien

>> No.8053013

>>8052906
The singer is swedish (Jonny Jakobsen), he has made some alter egos for his albums, this one being a mexican wannabe.

Surprisingly, the grammar is mostly correct (in slang terms anyway).

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El momento mas excitante del día
Flanalmente ha llegado!

>> No.8053033

>mexicans taking over /jp/

Well, time to suicide.

Gensokyo here I come.

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>>8053023

>> No.8053051

>>8053033
You know, there's way more "otakus" in Latinoamerica than in North America.

>> No.8053054

>>8053000
Como me hace vomitar el fanonshit.

>> No.8053056

>>8053033
It's just squiddy finding something else to flood /jp/ with.

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>> No.8053058

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHP-eTTNh-k

LATINO AMERICA BLANCA!!

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8053061

>>8052447 oh my god i used this textbook
best way to learn a dead language

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>>8053051
And for that reason do you have to come here and type in Spanish?

Also by experience I can tell that the Latino fandoms are pretty obnoxious and retarded, no offense just what I've learnt from dealing with them.

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>>8053061

99% of Latin students have. It is pretty much the only textbook series out there. It is what binds us!

>> No.8053077

>>8053066
>And for that reason do you have to come here and type in Spanish?
Nah, I was just doing it in this thread because it seemed fun, since there was more people doing it.

>> No.8053085

>>8053075
binds us to a shitty complicated dead language, but yes...
completely wasted credits, but easy GPA and most hysterical fiction of all the foreign languages

>> No.8053086

>>8053033
Nope, latins were already part of the pre-split /a/ who turned into /jp/, hence the early bilingual threads and the fact that 3/4th of the /jp/ tripfags are from Latinamerica.

>> No.8053089

>>8053075
flavia a shit

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>>8053051

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>>8053086

>3/4th of the /jp/ tripfags are from Latinamerica.

Really? Who?

By the way, 24.500-03

>> No.8053198

>>8053066
>obnoxious
Uh, yep. That's affirmative.

It's not just a matter of a few emotes, either.
Some of them seriously do shit like make money online plagiarizing japanese porn artwork. And it's pathetically obvious that it's lifted, too. You can easily tell where the lifted japanese work ends and their scribbly edits begin, even if you haven't seen the original japanese pic. It's painfully obvious. Fuckin' pathetic, really.

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8053227

Medicina: Yuka, que es eso?
Yuka: Es mi flor...MI FLOR DE PORONGA

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>>8053093

Is she a touhou?

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>>8053227

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>>8053227
El bananero is complete utter shit
.......El de rambo tenía su gracia......

>> No.8053267

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eopjBaq9y9g

>> No.8053271

>>8053227
you're a fucking retard

>> No.8053279

>>8052471

"Chupame el pito" is my favorite one.

>> No.8053287

>>8053267
Desafinado

>> No.8053417
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8053417

Touhou 1: Reimu va en un arrebato genosidico
Touhou 2: Reimu busca venganza contra Mima, la cual busca venganza por el arrebato anterior de Reimu
Touhou 3: Reimu interfiere con progresos academicos y cientificos
Touhou 4: Reima mata a un youkai que trato de ayudarla
Touhou 5: Reimu deja huérfana a Alice y destruye un mundo entero por la creencia en livertad de su creador
Touhou 6: Reimu pone a una niña bajo arresto domiciliario
Touhou 7: Reimu previene la resurrección de una chica inosente
Touhou 7.5: Reimu acaba con fiestas
Touhou 8: Reimu le quita a Gensokyo sus defensas contra una invación Lunar
Touhou 9: Reimu ataca a personas sin razon alguna
Touhou 10: Reimu oprime a otras religiones
Touhou 10.5: Reimu aprueva trabajo esclavitario, golpea a sus mejores amigas para no hacer sus deveres, y pasa la majoria del tiempo tirando acusaciones sin sentido a toda persona que se encuentre y los golpea antes de que puedan protestar
Touhou 11: Reimu echa para atras fundaciones para fuentes de energía alternas
Touhou 12: Reimu trata de sellar al Jesus Youkai for querer paz entre los humanos y Youkai
Estropeo Doble: Reimu se rehusa a cooperar con una paparazzi importante
Gran Guerra de Hadas: Reimu ni siquiera levanta un dedo para arreglar una guerra civil entre una de las mas abundantes razas en Gensokyo
Touhou 13: Reimu incrementa un conflicto religioso y crea violencia hacia una querida figura historica

Discutan.

>> No.8053429

>>8053417
Discuto que fue hecho como broma (claramente) y la gente secundaria como los de TVTropes y Danbooru lo tomo como serio.

Si tan solo vieran el ending de Reimu A end MoF.

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>>8053429
relajate, ese pasta ha sido posteado 3 millones de veces y con solo ver la descripcion de Touhou 11 es sumamente obvio que es un chiste.

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>>8053417

Geno"s"idio
Un* youkai
Livertad
Ino"s"ente
Inva"s"ion
Esclavitario
mojoria
al* Jesus
For (I know is not a traductor because it wouldn't give grammar fails like the ones above)
"crea violencia"

Holy fuck, I feel ashamed of being able to speak this language, it's your mother tongue the at leat you could try to have decent grammar and don't fail at elementary school things like "c" and "s"

>> No.8053486

hei wat is gone on jir?
i hert dad jp laiks tu ripley dis kaind of triads

>> No.8053524

>>8053467
Holy shit, I guess it's to late for me to be doing this.
I should probably go to bed right now.

Adiós, /jp/

>> No.8054303

cual es el planeta mas grande del mundo?

>> No.8054334

¡Es cómo si de verdad estubiese en /b/!

Reportado

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>>8055963
I love that artist

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8056063

>>8053267
Madre de Dios... TouhouxCumbia... dime que es una broma, negro.

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