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804216 No.804216 [Reply] [Original]

You wake up one morning and find Nitori in your bathtub.

What do you do?

>> No.804222

Enter bathtub

>> No.804217

Wake up.

>> No.804219

kick her out of it, i'm already late for work as it is! need to shower ASAP!

>> No.804230

Look under the hat. Then wake up to tell my story here.

>> No.804225
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804225

FOR THE EMPEROR!

>> No.804229

>>804225

FOR THE EMPERIUM

>> No.804231

Throw her the fuck out. It's fucking summer, I need to immerse myself in cold water ASAP.

>> No.804236

>>804217

You wake up from the coma you've been in for ten years.

You never fully readjust and live an unhappy life.

>> No.804237

Feed cucumbers to her. If you know what I mean.

>> No.804240

Thank her for fixing the faulty plumbing and bake her some cookies.

>> No.804244

>>804229
You meant "IMPERIUM"?

>> No.804246

>>804244

FOR THE IMPEROR

>> No.804258

>>804246
TO THE INTERIOR!

>> No.804263

>>804216
OH GOD NITORI IS HOT

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