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How do you proceed, /jp/?

>> No.8041574
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8041574

Flip a coin. Be kind to her or kidnap her and ask for ransom money.

>> No.8041584

why should i waste money?

>> No.8041594

I guess i buy her the thing she wants then i leave never to see her again.
Not like anything in such a machine would be expensive anyways.

>> No.8041607

Whatever.

>> No.8041612

10 seconds later, you're stopped and questioned by the police for suspicious behavior

>> No.8041614

>>8041612
and supplying minors with cigarettes.

>> No.8041615

>>8041612
shut the f*ck up tripfag

>> No.8041616

you tell her to ask her mom for it

>> No.8041626

Buy her what she wants.

>> No.8041629

>>8041626
Even if what she wants is bad for her?

What if she's just getting told to do this by some policemen nearby. Can't be too careful

>> No.8041635

>>8041629
I never knew kindness was a crime.

And kids will get their hands on junk food one way or another.

>> No.8041643

>>8041635
The vending machine is selling packs of cigarettes

>> No.8041657

Be the cold and stalwart knight I am and teach the poor heathen loli a lesson about succumbing to material desires.

>> No.8041659

Title: * A little girl and I *
This is a story about when I tried to buy cigarettes from a vending machine at a nearby supermarket the other day. On the ground in front of the vending machine, there was a little girl who is around 3 to 4 years old. But without regard to the girl, I tried to insert money into the vending machine...
Then, the girl somehow started pressing the buttons within her reach.
I don’t especially feel any Moe to the three-dimensional girl, but I at least feel relief when I look at her. And the girl even looked at me with a look of full expectancy.
I kept looking at the girl for the next minute wondering what to do next...Then, I felt a soothing peacefulness to the point of not caring about anything. So I just left the site without buying anything. :-)
To eliminate all the cigarettes from the world, I think a little girl should be placed under each and every vending machine.
By the way, a response such as "If you inserted the money, 'a flag of love' could stand up" is not allowed.(wut)

>> No.8041663

>>8041643
Then no cigarettes for the loli.

>> No.8041681

Cigerettes are already stupidly expensive.

The ones from a vending machine are even more so.

The obvious solution here is not to have that hobby or if you do only indulge in fine cigars and shisha.

And to be a role model to the youth.

>> No.8041702

>>8041681

It's not a hobby,
it's an addiction.

>> No.8041705
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>> No.8041710

>>8041702
I could quit smoking nice cigars and hookah at anytime, and usually do for months at a time because they're expensive hobbies.

>> No.8041724

>>8041710
I was talking about the cigarettes,
try to get off a nicotine addiction.

>> No.8041741

>>8041710
Cigarettes aren't like that at all, though.

>> No.8041745

>>8041741
No shit thats why my advice was not to do that.

>> No.8042150

Insert loli in coinslot
Take whatever change it returns

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