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Why aren't you sleeping, /jp/?

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>> No.8033971

I was actually planning on going to sleep early tonight rather than my usual 4am. I hope I can manage.

>> No.8033973

The faster I go to sleep the faster I have to go to work. Relatively speaking.

>> No.8033975

Sometimes I jolt awake and think I see a huge spider in the corner of my eye, I throw my blankets on it while simultaneously darting for the end of the bed. Then I jump to the door and turn on the light and look back. For a moment I stand there. I begin to realize what I did was stupid, and I slowly pull back the blankets to make sure nothing is there. Then I go back to sleep.

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Because I woke up early for the express purpose of seeing the sunrise.

>> No.8033979

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp

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>> No.8034006

was anyone else traumatized by that scene in the willy wonka movie?

>> No.8034012

>>8034003
But he was right next to the fire when it started. He would have been one of the first things to burn.

>> No.8034015

Pulling an all nighter so I can finish a paper I have due and hit the pharmacy as soon as they open.

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>>8034012
He is fireproof.

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I just woke up 2 hours ago.

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IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE

>> No.8034028

Because Im too lazy to walk to the bed.

>> No.8034031

>>8034006

Same scene where the chicken gets decapitated? Yes.

>> No.8034036

>>8033988
My mom did that shit so much

All the mattresses in the house were covered in cigarette burn spots

>> No.8034066

Way too much coffee tonight.

My heart is clunking around in my chest now. It's somewhat bothersome.

>> No.8034084

>>8033967
Living in Australia I have woken up somewhat like this before. It isn't entirely pleasant.

But there is something more crazy about ejaculating while insect crawl over you.

>> No.8034085

Gotta stay up until 2am so I can sage the Flanfly thread.

>> No.8034093

>>8034084
Why is every Australian /jp/er I've known fucked up beyond belief?

>> No.8034097

>>8034093
>Why is every /jp/er I've known fucked up beyond belief?
Fixed that for you

>> No.8034354

>>8034085
Did it work?

>> No.8034360

Because I've lost control of my life.

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>> No.8034393

>>8034354
Hell yeah it did.

>> No.8034410

>>8033972
That would save some money on food if that were true.

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