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Post here if you masturbated recently.

>> No.8030653

Alright faggot i just fapped to E~rins butt and did and will do later.

>> No.8030654

I masturbated to Steins;gate doujinshi, how about you? About to go get some more.

>> No.8030655
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8030655

I want to masturbate right now. I'm up for anything close and personal and not scat related. I'll just go with armpits for the warm up.

>> No.8030663

Yes, to the fantasy of enslaving a white-haired brown elf and making her my maid/sexslave.

>> No.8030660

I masturbated to Meat.

Good to know other people masturbate.

>> No.8030661
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8030661

I just got done with sucking my cock, dude.
The joys of being flexible and having a big dick.

>> No.8030674

>>8030649
Your picture gave me the idea.

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Just finished fapping to this, again.

>> No.8030676
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>>8030663
I kinda have the same fetish.
I wish to buy a young elf maiden from the slave market.

Only to take good care of her and help her out in life as a father figure.

>> No.8030672

Less than an hour, I think. A pair of Rustle's works I had ready to go.

Not saying that's my thing, really, he's just too damned good at what he does. Even full-grown, experienced women wouldn't be able to make those "come hither" faces in 3D. Or "Get over here and FUCK ME." if you prefer.

>> No.8030680

I've masturbated, but I didn't have an orgasm.

>> No.8030683

I just edged for 20 minutes. Feels good man.

>> No.8030682

I've started abstaining from masturbation so I have more motivation to draw lewd things and dream about lewd things.

>> No.8030690

I literally just sat back down after doing my post-fap hand washing

Went with inflation this time

>> No.8030699

I just did.

>> No.8030702

Like 20 minutes ago.

To a pearl jam song

>> No.8030708

>>8030676
It's a somewhat common fantasy of mine to find my waifu, broken and almost unresponsive in the bargain bin of a slave market. I'd buy her and nurse her back to health, physically and mentally.

>> No.8030731

3 minutes ago. It was so lewd.

>> No.8030733

I've never masturbated in my entire life.

But I'm posting anyway because I want attention.

>> No.8030745

Posting. Still have that glorious stench lingering.
>>8030661
That reminds me, all my sex dreams are about me sucking my own cock or having sex with real dolls. Not real women. Not 2D women. Not even other dudes. What does this say about me?

>> No.8030759

>>8030745
All my sex dreams are about me sucking my own dick or licking lolis between the legs.

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>>8030745
Narcissistic personality disorder.

You know i..I could dress up as you and s-suck your cock, dude.

>> No.8030771

>>8030760
Yes, that makes sense. And suck my cock, dude.

>> No.8030811

I just finished literally before seeing this thread. What sucks is that it was over the thought of my 3DPD friend who's pretty much the only girl I'd actually give a chance dating. I wish I saw this Reimu image a few minutes ago, I would have gotten off to it instead.

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>>8030760

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>> No.8030834

>>8030745
All my sexual dreams have been about feet recently.
I think it just means that one needs to cut back a little.
Then again, what is wrong with a good dream?

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>>8030829
That picture makes me think that Eiki's been mind-broken into a slut like so many other girls. What a depressing though.

>> No.8030846
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8030846

I only masturbate once a week or so myself.
But when i do, i go all out.
Skirts, makeup, stockings, female underwear and a dildo.

And i do it infront of old horny men on a webcam.
Life is good.

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>>8030846

>> No.8030866

>>8030846
Reminds me of that one manga page with the trap fishing for old men.

>> No.8030868

>>8030846
You know, I'm not one for crossdressing, but I do believe there's money to be made in this...

>> No.8030879

>>8030868
Indeed, there are a lot of different websites "chaturbate" as a example where you can fap on cam and people can tip you.

Or you could go on there and be a camwhore.
Get paid to show your goods.

That said i am a pervert and not a whore so i do it for free.

>> No.8030902

>>8030879
Considering my situation, I'm not above making money off this. Unfortunately, I'm not as effeminate as I used to be, so there's very little chance I'd be successful.

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Just fapped to the thought of all the other anon's in here fapping infront of their computers.

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>>8030961
Just masturbated to the thought of you fapping to everyone else fapping.

>> No.8030977

>>8030961
Fapping to the thought of yourself fapping to myself fapping in front of my computer.

>> No.8030980

>>8030879
Yes there are. I do what >>8030846 he does and the tips are rather well IF you sign up as a female and pass, they key to this is being as big of a tease as you can. Gay men don't tip that well or they just don't like feminine men. The tips I get from the site help me to purchase new clothing and allow me to keep up my neet lifestyle rather well.

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>>8030980
>Gay men don't tip that well or they just don't like feminine men.

>> No.8031000

good morning

>> No.8031030

>>8030987
Yea that makes sense. Ever since one of them said girls were not allowed I started just signing up as a girl and I don't show my penis.

>> No.8031041

>>8030980
How much money do you get each time?

>> No.8031047

I just fapped to some cheap-ass flash animations on an old Jap site. Felt kind of nostalgic.

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>>8030980
I have never considered getting paid for these sort of things.

I just enjoy doing lewd things infront of many people, not to mention reading about what all the normalfags would do to me and so on turns me on~

Nothing beats having a hundred viewers watching you do lewd things.
..God damn all these strange fetishes of mine.

>> No.8031059

>>8031052
Got a link so I can watch you do lewd things?

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>/jp/ Camwhoring general.
..That said carry on.

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>/jp/ Camwhoring General.

>> No.8031074

I just masturbated before coming here for the first time in a week or so.

>> No.8031097

What does masturbation have to do with Otaku culture?

>> No.8031099

>>8031097
everything

>> No.8031101
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>>8031097
It has everything to do with Otaku culture!

>> No.8031113

Just got off from an hour long Omegle sexting session where I posed as a woman for some horny guy while crossdressing. Felt really good until I told him the truth. Probably ruined his day completely and I feel like a real heel. But damn was that a good fap...

>> No.8031133

>>8031113
Other people do this too?

>> No.8031136

>>8031133
First time. Had some very unresolved feelings after a weird weekend that I wanted to work through. This helped.

>> No.8031218

So many eroge's in my backlog and not enough stamina to last through them all.

I guess it cant be helped.

>> No.8031224

not much good rape material recently

the new black lilith game was disappointing as hell

yukikaze was so much better

>> No.8031228

>>8031224
The new NTR game?
Was it that bad?

And here i was hoping it would be decent..

>> No.8031231

i just finished fapping, first of three for the night.

>> No.8031236

I did before going to work this morning. Feelsgoodman.

>> No.8031237

>>8031228

it wasn't bad, but it wasn't really hardcore enough for my tastes

i really enjoy long monster rape or gangrape/endurance sessions that end in mind break

that sort of thing is actually not standard fare in NTR

>> No.8031283

Yep, just fapped to a girl filming herself taking a dump in the toilet. Was pretty sweet.

>> No.8034283

A lot of you are really fucked up.

>> No.8034293

>>8031041
Wow this thread still lives? The amount I make is really sporadic, sometimes it's as good as $300 for a 30min session and sometimes it's $75 for a 45min session. It also depends what you are doing, a nice trick is to tuck and pretend to masturbate by sticking your hand in your panties but never to slide them down all the way. IF you do slip them down make sure they can see the back.

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I finally masturbated to those Gelbooru tabs I had up literally all day.
The strongest, indeed.

>> No.8034318

>>8034293
Here

Funny that the trick I mentioned in my post is posted in the post after mine >>8034305
That is exactly what you have to do.

>> No.8034320

I just masturba~ted~ ♪
And it fe~lt so good~ (felt so good~) ♪
I put my penis on my hand and jerked it~ ♪

>> No.8034321

>>8030987
Scientific research has proved it.
Shemale porn is not popular with bisexual and gay men.
A man with a vagina though is very popular with gay men.
I can't find the source right now, but it was a neuroscience guy who got enormous amounts of information from porn sites(what people like to fap at) so he had one of the biggest samples ever.
I already knew it though because I read about the coolidge effect, but I'm proven right now.

>> No.8034324

>>8034321
But why?

>> No.8034345

>>8034324
Neuroscience.
They want to know how the human brain works.

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>> No.8034388

>>8034321
believing in shitty and flippant studies without any scientific proof.

Reported for retarded.

>> No.8034395

I have my fantasy and go to great lengths to enact it. I pretend to be a woman who was put on hormones at age 11 due to having klienfelter's syndrome and various stuff. It requires them to be less intelligent and naive, but I have plenty of camwhore pictures (thanks /soc/) and plenty of men to try it on (Thanks omegle and /soc/) generally I have long relationships with them that usually end after I get bored. The advantages are that I dont have to talk about having a vagina, that I have something interesting to talk about and to explore with them. The disadvantages are that finding or editing pictures of "yourself" is really hard. Also I really like being submissive, but most dominant people want a lot of pictures, and I find it nearly impossible to provide that. Lately I've been going off it though.

>> No.8034398

>>8034321
If you're referring to Ogi Ogas and his "research", then you should immediately reject everything he said by washing your brain with industrial-grade soap. It's the only way.

>> No.8036758

I recently came down with a flu and have been fapping daily with alarmingly regular frequency. I think all the protein meant to be used for fighting my infection has now all been transferred into my penis!

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Guilty

>> No.8036793

>>8036758
I also started fapping several times a day last time I got sick.
It ended up taking three weeks for it to fully go away.

>> No.8036813

>>8031113
>>8031133

Holy shit, its like im in fucking some normalfag social place. /jp/ really has become nothing but a shitheap. I think im just gonna stop coming here all together now, ill just stop going to image boards all together, In the end they really are just a waste of time. I mean the only point in coming here was the user base and now its beyond repairing.

>> No.8036817

>>8036813
cool

>> No.8036831

>>8036813
dont let the door hit you on the way out Commander autist.

OH BOOHOO! SOB! PEOPLE MAEK STOOPID POST SOMETIME AND IT RUIN MY DAY FOREVER!

why dont you just calm the fuck down?

>> No.8036871

This thread made me hard. Now I need to masturbate.

>> No.8036882

>>8036831
That's Admiral Autist to you mister

>> No.8037021

>>8036813
See you tomorrow.

>> No.8037788

Nothing like a brown girl getting gang raped.

>> No.8037798

>>8036882
*insert Rear Admiral joke here

>> No.8038213

>>8036813
Huh... Didn't realize gender confusion and crossdressing were considered the norm nowadays. No clue why I've been hiding it from people and only discussing it in locations where the idea becoming a little girl is not only acceptable, but lauded as the Holy Grail of accomplishments. I should go out and tell everyone, then I'll be popular!

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Just 4 minutes ago to my sleeping girlfriend

>pic related

>> No.8038229

>>8038227
That comatose girls isn't your girlfriend, no matter how much you wish she were.

>> No.8038235

>>8038229
No its worse. My girl was just masturbating 30 minutes ago. I ignored it. Then she went to sleep and I got a major hardon looking at her sleeping ass.

>> No.8038250

I just fapped, and I deeply regret it.

I'm trying to stop fapping to eliminate my acne, but I lack the willpower, because I need to fap to remove my loneliness and jealousy.

I know that most of you guys are smart. What do you advise me to do?

>> No.8038253

>>8038250
wash your face

>> No.8038257

>>8038250
Try washing your face before you go to bed and showering daily.

>> No.8038259

>>8038253
>>8038257
I already do those.

>> No.8038263

>>8038259
less sugar.

no binge drinking

if you use conditioner, dont let it get on your face

>> No.8038266

>>8038259
Increase both washing intensity and frequency.

Or maybe you're one of those unfortunate ones whose genes say "be a greaseball, all the time"

>> No.8038267

>>8038259
What about your sheets?

>> No.8038264

>>8038250
>>8038259
Fapping doesn't affect acne at all.

What got rid of mine was getting a prescription acne medication and exposing my face to the sun for 20 minutes every day.

>> No.8038269

>>8038250
Wash your face before and sleep, preferably with an alcohol-free face wash. Change your bed/pillow sheets often, or sleep on a towel. Learn to eat without using your entire face. Stop touching your face constantly.

>> No.8038273

>>8038250
Get out in the sun(UV rays help), stop touching your face or you will spread Propionibacterium acnes all over your face making it worse.

Wash your face. Use moisturizer if skin is ever dry. Use clean and clear or similar thing.

>> No.8038280

>>8038273
Also don't pop anything without a head, or you are positive will pop. It causes inflammation which can cause acne to get ALOT FUCKING WORSE. Plus scars. If you do pop anything, clean your face right after, no exceptions.

>> No.8038281

>>8038263
>>8038266
>>8038267
>>8038269
>>8038273
Well, I'm surprised. I didn't except so much advices. Thanks, guys, I'll try those tricks. But...

>>8038264
I have to disagree on that. Hormones definitely affect acne, my sister is a proof of this (before she started taking the pill, she was a pizza face, and now her skin is flawless). And I'm pretty sure that fapping affects hormones, because the more I fap, the hornier I get on the long term. If I stopped completely, I can almost guarantee that my acne would disappear.

>> No.8038282

>>8038280
I've found that using a sharp thumb tack to prick the zit is less painful than popping it.

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>> No.8038294

I am currently masturbating.

>> No.8038299

I masturbated just so I could post in this thread.

>> No.8038305

Anyone have any tips for blackheads/hardened oil clusters (whatever they are called)?

My nose is literally a minefield, and I don't want to buy creams or anything like that.

>> No.8038312

>>8038305
Well use your fingernails to clean them out then, and wash gently. Only option if you aren't willing to buy anything. But it will cause heads to appear due to damage caused.

>> No.8038313

>>8038281
>the more I fap, the hornier I get in the long run
This seems backward...
If I go for long stretches without, the more distracted I get as time goes on.

>> No.8038314

>>8038281
I want to add that every Anon should do these things even if you don't suffer from any acne problems.

Following these steps (+Learning to properly shave, you most assuredly do it wrong, like most men) will give you much, much better skin, without discolouration, blemishes, zits or rough texture.

Also, brush your teeth before and after sleep/meals. Brush your tongue and use mouth wash every day, and floss three times a week (At least). Teeth problem are one of the worst things you can suffer from later in life, and if you don't take care of your teeth you will get problems.

>> No.8038316

>>8038305
Cold showers will cause the pores to close hard(All the way cold). It will push them to the surface, use a wash cloth after that. Also saunas help to push them out as well.. Due to sweating profusely.

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This is now a hygiene thread.

>> No.8038330

>>8038250
i had bad acne since i was 11 and got rid of it when i was 18-19. and i can fapping dosen't effect acne at all. if you have light-medium acne go to pharmacy and buy benzoyl peroxide. if it's very bad go to your dermatologist and ask for roaccutane.

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>> No.8038459

I'm masturbating to the acne discussion.

My head is about to pop, if you know what I mean.

>> No.8038471

I am black and I never had acne growing up and I haven't gotten a pimple in years.

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