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My computer fucked up this morning, the technician told me it was fucked up so I had to buy new one, autist as I'm I couldn't wait and bought the cheapest one in the closest shop avaible.
Now I'm facing 20 days of october with 20$, what to do to at least don't starve, I have almost no food.

I know its not jp related so sage.
Iku always related, my 2 kidneys for having tenshi life for a year.
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>> No.7976515

Try a homeless shelter. I hear they have free wi-fi now.

>> No.7976512
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Sell blood plasma and semen.

>> No.7976520

Buy a bag of grains for twenty dollars.

Eat one bowl of these grains a day.

Congratulations, you staved off starvation.

Thirty pounds of potatoes also works.

>> No.7976516

An item off the dollar menu at the local fast food place. Or ramen noodles.

>> No.7976521

Oh ho, why not whole yourself.

>> No.7976523
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>> No.7976526

>>7976507
Once I ate for 1 month with 5$.
Bought 12 Kg of pasta and boiled it in a my roomate microwave.

>> No.7976540

>>7976515
Question: What for?

>> No.7976542

Are you fat? Look on the bright side, you will be a whole new you by the time the month is over!

>> No.7976550

>>7976512
This.

>> No.7976559
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>>7976512
How does one go about selling semen?

I'd love to but the places in my city only seem to want 6 foot tall, chiseled, Ivy league graduates. Why would they want a NEET's semen for?

>> No.7976572

>>7976559
They want your load and they will pay for it, why can't you just shut and cum, stop being a faggot and go make easy money.

>> No.7976597
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>>7976572
O-Okay....

Your post aroused me slightly

>> No.7976630

>>7976597
Togame was the best Katanagatari

>> No.7976650

>>>/ck/

>> No.7976655

>>7976630
>>>/a/

>> No.7976663

NOT

YOUR

BLOG

>> No.7976682

>>7976663
Oh shut the fuck up. Not every NEET is fucking rich.

>> No.7976685

>>7976682
Your reply has nothing to do with his post.

>> No.7976726

I know they buy plasma where I live for about $25 a go. I think you need to wait a week between extractions.

Better load up Google Maps OP.

>> No.7976740

Spaghetti, rice, and noodles are cheap.

Drink tap water.

>> No.7976742

>>>/ck/
>>>/adv/
>>>/t/

>> No.7976777

>>7976742
I always read /adv/ as /adventure/. I think that would be a fun board.

>> No.7976787

>>7976777
If that were so, then it would be a more entertaining board. But, no it's full of people who can't get a date and are miserable about it. s/adv/irgins more like.

>> No.7976803

>>7976777
wait are you saying it isn't !?
Damn it was always that board I never entered but tought It must be fun...

>> No.7976816
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>>7976777
That

is the most awesome idea for a board.

>> No.7976894

Were are you? You could come, I have extra food. Maybe we could play some games too.

>> No.7976922

>the technician told me it was fucked up so I had to buy new one

Nothing wipes out an entire PC besides a lightning strike or a fire.

You had a component failure, thats it. The technician was worthless.

Why do people born after 1980 buy off the shelf PCs anyway? The average high schooler should know enough basics to build their own PC, and also know how to fix them (or at least diagnose a failed component).

>> No.7976930

>>7976894
Spain

>> No.7976959

What is the economy like in Spain? You should just look for jobs and apply everywhere you can. If craigslist is popularly used there, I'd start there.

If you're not too proud, you can always sit out in public where there's lots of traffic and put up a donation box. Most people are willing to donate small sums and if you're persistent, it'll add up.
Also, I fucking hate people who do this, but you can also try directly asking people (via grocery parking lots or something) for any money they can spare. A LOT of people have a hard time refusing so they just give in to giving a couple dollars.

>> No.7976980

>>7976959
>You should just herp for derp

You might as well advise him to look for oranges in Sahara.

>> No.7976987 [DELETED] 

>>7976959
Fucke'd up, as soon I finish my degree I'm gona emigrate somewhere else, economy won't sink because European Union won't allow it, Spain is too big and would drag Europe with his Euro, but after years of wealth Spain is gona feel the hunger again with 3 million of retards with no education who only can put brick over brick and no job.

TL;DR: Lilke the rats run scape of the sinking boat, niggers are scaping after they our economy, and so I will.

>> No.7976997

>>7976980
Nope. That would take more effort and significant more time. My suggestion will take him a day at most with minimal effort.

>> No.7977004 [DELETED] 

>>7976922
I never graduated high school.

>> No.7977017

>>7976997
Spain has an official unemployment rate of over 20% (which probably makes the real number even bigger). Employers aren't getting new people, they are laying off as many as they can so they won't shut down quickly. And a /jp/er's resume isn't exactly what you need to find a job in one day. Contrary to popular belief, unemployment doesn't always mean "Oooh, look at all those idiots who don't want to work".

>> No.7977038

>>7977017
Mongloids from the construction industry, that was the main engine of the Spanish economy, after their inmobiliary bubble explosion they economy sinked with the help of global crisys.

>>7976987

Like he said, Get off the boat ASAP or you will drown, looks like Greece is a small fry compared to what's gona become Spain.

>> No.7977045

Jp talking about economy, oh the irony.....

>> No.7977055

Actually this is one of the most /jp/ related things I've seen on this board all day so let's go with this.

Dollar a day? Water's free. Ramen you can eat at least twice a day on that. I'd recommend a multi-vitamin because you are going to feel like shit after about a week.

I'd also recommend hitting up the homeless shelters for free food. You can probably get some half decent slop there.

Hopefully you're NEET so you can conserve energy as much as possible.

>> No.7977061

>>7977038
>with the help of global crisys
You said it yourself.

>>7977045
I know, it's much better than ironic shitposting.

>> No.7977072

>>7976930
I'm In sevilla, come to my house, we eat cheetos, play KoF and watch animu, I didnt had human contact in 2 months so I'm feeling lonely, no sexual thoughts if you are scared,

>> No.7977075

Blog shit is not board related. Thread reported for off-topic.

>> No.7977084

>>7977072

Joder Manuel, no invites extraños a tu casa solo porque usan esta tablon, no me extrañaria que un dia viera a la policia en tu casa despues de que te roben y te violen >_>

>> No.7977087

>>7977045
Hey, buyfags here do their best to stave off recession in Japan. Consumerism, fuck yeah!

>> No.7977088

>>7977084
Are you cute enought to get raped¿?

>> No.7977109
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You could just get a couple bags/boxes of pasta and then squeak in enough for the cheapest sauces they have. If you alternate between tomato and cheese sauces it should even be tasty eating (at least to me, rigatoni alfredo is straight up my favorite food actually). You could also get rice or ramen to shake things up. You can try making rice porridge; it's ridiculously efficient for food/money, and a lot of people can get by with it basically daily by using a variety of seasonings/extras day to day.

Then again, I can easily go with eating just one meal a day and have lots of vitamins/supplements handy, so results may vary.

I'd be far more concerned with gas money as there aren't really any tricks to get around paying up for enough gas to go to school/work/whatever, and personally $20 wouldn't even last me two weeks just for gas.

Also of course, this is what having a credit card is all about; it can pull you out of tight spots. The trick is to not rely on it too much though because once you rack up monthly payment bills that are beyond a sustainable rate for you, well, a lot of people get badly fucked up that way.

>> No.7977134

Ramen noodles.

>>7976515
Wait, really?

>> No.7977149

I worked at a restaraunt. One really cool thing I found was you can get around 5kg of bean shoots for only 5-10$ at most asian groceries. except theyre usually at the back in the cooler room only accessible if you ask the workers there, so you can't be too Hikky since you have to communicate. Just ask for a Big bag of beanshoots at any asian grocery (try at least 3 different ones if out of luck) and you'll get a huge bag for dirt cheap. then chuck it in the freezer and microwave it each time with rice or something and you're set for 20 days. :) you're welcome!

>> No.7977151

Nobody is that stupid to throw out a PC just because a fan or a hard drive broke.

>> No.7977154

> go to swimming pool.
>wear socks around.
>dont shower.
>wait one day
>athletes foot achieved!
>live off eating your dead skin.

tastes great!

>> No.7977168

>>7977154
I eat the skin of my fingers and lips, sometimes I chew my nails, I've swallowed it without noticing, feels bad man.

>> No.7977178

some science for you:

When you take a piss, it's only the first and last parts of the whole piss session thats dirty, and all the piss that comes out in the middle is clean water. in fact it is an antioxidant, and is healthy. you should get a cup and get all the clean piss to hydrate yourself.

also dont try bear grylls style, thats fucking retarded and will get you infected and kill yourself

>> No.7977184

>>7977168
I bite off chunks of my toenails and play around with them in mouth for hours. Learn to enjoy it.

>> No.7977185

>>7977151
old people

Luckily I convinced my parents to let me replace the hard drive after confirming with CHKDSK that there were many non-readable, corrupted segments on the old drive ("work computer magic and make it all better").

>> No.7977191

>>7977178
I'm half-convinced the only reason that shitty game has any notoriety is thanks to those two asshole friends who played it.

I have half a mind to watch them play it again here and now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBThUMHK948

Don't watch any of their other videos though, they unfortunately suck.

No sage because shortsightedness in ones budget (being a NEET) is /jp/ related.

>> No.7977193

>>7977191
eh, I don't find them awful. The Heavy Rain playthrough was funny.

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>>7976930
which region of Spain?

>> No.7977200

>>7977196
Sevilla

>> No.7977312

And I was here thinking one of the basic skills jp has was computer tech.

>> No.7977330

>>7977312
It is, but there are always exceptions which prove the rule

>> No.7977334

Regarding how much interest is showing people in how I wasn't able to repair/diagnose to computer by myself, this is what the technician said:
GPU is burnt along a part of the mother board, I wake up in the morning and find it in that state.

Also, thanks for some of the ideas, going to try donating sperm and buy rice and beans, you made this /jp/, am proud.

>> No.7977983

>>7977334
Devuelve el ordenador, cómprate una gráfica barata (30 euros) y otra placa base. Mira que la nueva placa base sea compatible con el procesador que tengas.

>> No.7978176

not OP, but this thread is interesting and I need money. How do you get your first job anyway? if you have no experience, do you have to lie in your resume or anything? I live in a country where part time jobs are not easy to find, so maybe i couldn't start that way.

>> No.7978182

>>7978176
if you're a westerner and not american then you should live off your state.

>> No.7978203

>>7978176
You need to ask any of your relatives.

>> No.7978246

>>7977334
I hope you're using your old hard drive with your new computer. And your old RAM.
If you can't use your old RAM with your new motherboard, you can at least sell it for a few bucks.

>> No.7978268

Buy plain water if your country does not have clean tap water. If you do, buy tea or cheap canned food.

You can easily survive multiple months without food, I can go a week without eating anything or preparing for that.

>> No.7978275

The church around where I live gives people free food for people who match a certain criteria. Such as poverty. You could see if any near you do that!

>> No.7978279

>>7977334
You could replace both of those for like $300 for a nice pair, bare minimum working you could get away with ~$100

How much did you waste on a new computer?

>> No.7978406

I wish I lived in Sevilla. Looks like such a nice place.

>> No.7978412

>>7978406
It isn't. Full of gypsies and other trash.

>> No.7978414

A few years ago my electricity supply was cut for 3 days. i spent that time sitting in my bed watching the room get dark.

It made me wonder, what do normal fags do all day when they can't go out for whatever reason? goddamn

>> No.7978431

>>7977334
Donating sperm isn't really going to work for your average NEET. Most decent sperm banks (the ones that pay you for your sperm) are really picky about whose sperm they will accept.

>> No.7978434

>>7978414
You couldn't have read a book (with candles or a cheap flashlight or something)?

>> No.7978435

>>7978431
Shave your beard, put on your least stained clothes, and walk in with your head held high.
The one near me will buy any sperm as long as you don't look homeless or have weird diseases.

>> No.7978439

>>7977168
You are doing it wrong. I chew my nails until they disgregate in bits so tiny that I can gulp them with ease.

>> No.7978442

>>7978439
That's disgusting. Would it kill you to dump them into a trash can or toilet or something?

>> No.7978452

>>7978434
books are boring I'd rather play videogames watch anime or browse 4chan. not even joking. without the computer I'm nothing.

>> No.7978454

>>7978442
But then I wouldn't have anything to chew...

>> No.7978455

>>7978452
Well even if you like doing other things more than reading, I'd think that as an alternative to just sitting still for three days doing literally nothing it would start to seem attractive. Besides, it could just be that you aren't reading the right books. There is a lot of interesting stuff out there.
>>7978454
Well, you've got me there, I suppose.

>> No.7978464

>>7978414
No idea, but I was in a similar situation a while back.
Good thing I had my PSP loaded with VN's, and shitloads of spare batteries!

>> No.7978506

>>7978414
The power went out for about 2 days here once.
I got some 2x6s and bags of sand and made a sandbox in my side yard.
I built quite a nice sand castle and had a little sand arena to play with my hotwheels.

>> No.7978510

>the technician told me it was fucked up so I had to buy new one

My comp fucks up every now and then but it's usually just the power supply or the video card or something that stops working, so i just replace that. Never the whole fucking computer, that's retarded.

>> No.7978527

>>7978510
Maybe the motherboard was done for.

>> No.7978540

>>7978527
The motherboard is like the cheapest component in a computer unless you have an i7 or sandy bridge.
A good motherboard can be had for $50

>> No.7978545

>>7978527
Happened to me once, just bought a new, better, one with the same CPU slot. In the 10 or something years since I have a computer I never bought a new one, just upgraded stuff when it broke.

>> No.7978669

You could buy like 200 packs of ramen noodles for 20 bux.

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