/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I am the bone of my homu.
Madoka is my body and homu is my blood.
I have created over a thousand threads.
Unknown to meido,
nor known to 404.
Have withstood pain to create many homu posts.
Yet those hands will never hold her.
So as I shitpost, Unlimited Homu Works.

[Anonymous No.]

He posts the shit as a meditation
And those he shits never suspect
He doesn't play for the touhous he wins
He doesn't play for the autism
He posts the shit to find the answer
The sacred geometry of shit
The hidden law of probable shitpost
The homu lead a dance

I know that the spades are the swords of a touhou
I know that the clubs are weapons of NEETs
I know that diamonds mean money for Saten
But that's not the shape of my shit

He may play the jack of diamonds
He may lay the queen of spades
He may conceal a king in his hand
While the memory of it fades

And if I told you that I loved you
You'd maybe think there's something wrong
I'm not a man of too many faces
The mask I wear is one
Those who speak know nothing
And find out to their cost
Like those who curse their luck in too many places
And those who fear are lost

[Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

>>7972429
No, this is not good, why would you do that, why would you ruin those lyrics.

[Anonymous No.]

My prediction:
20'th December 2011 - ZUNbar! and his fanboys formed an even bigger homu homu party
6'th November 2012 - /homu/ - one of the new meguca sub-boards on 4chan - beats /b/ and is now 4chan's most visited board.
12'th November 2012 - "Akiha" gets filtered to "not homu", type-moon-fags get banned and butt-devastated.
21'th April 2013 - tsukihime seems to be completely forgotten. The first president of homuland gets elected - the world seems on piece.
2'nd August 2013 - official commemoration day of universal peace. World starts to get boring. Everyone rewatched madoka for the next 8 years.
7'th July 2021 - Shoujo Sayaka gets in touched with the incubators from outer space. She sacrificed herself for the sake of an upcomming fabulous violinist. Everyone will remember her heroically act for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7972430
Because Sting is gay and Leon was a shitty movie.

Don't make me edit Englishman in New York or Desert Rose.

[Anonymous No.]

I sit and wait
Does a Touhou contemplate my fate
And do they know
The places where we go
When we´re gray and old
´cos I´ve been told
That salvation lets their wings unfold
So when I’m lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel that love is dead
I’m loving Touhous instead

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I’m right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life wont break me
When I come to call she wont forsake me
I’m loving Touhous instead

When I’m feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know ill always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
She breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead
I’m loving Touhous instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>7972439
Oh, fuck you, nigger.

You'll never be a hitman with a loli Natalie Portman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7972454
The loli was a slut and a smoker and the hitman was mentally retarded slav scum and died a horrible death. I think I can deal with it.

The song didn't even fit the movie since Leon was too dumb to count cards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7972461
He died protecting the only thing he loved and his potted plant got planted outside.
It's beautiful.

Too deep for you.

[TODBOB !8Wa6OGPmD2 No.]

and if the pigs are trying to get at you
sudo like it's hot
sudo like it's hot
sudo like it's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>7972465
The only thing he loved was his dead wife, not the shitty loli. His potted plant was also destroyed according to the director's commentary, she planted a different plant like the dumb whore she is.