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7963397 No.7963397 [Reply] [Original]

Face it /jp/ even if you did somehow manage to make it to Gensokyo and not end up being assimilated to the sin sack army or get immediately thrown out, you wouldn't even last 5 seconds without either being eaten, crushed to a pulp, or vaporized.

>> No.7963405

Considering I actually lift, I would get them to share their steroids

>> No.7963408

The sheer fact that it's mentioned that most of the outsiders who get into Gensokyo manage to survive and arrive at Reimu's shrine means there's a high chance of survival.

Plus we already know the whole danmaku business we're safe thanks to the rules for that.

>> No.7963422
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>>7963405
Son, your lifting abilities mean shit, no matter who manages to find you first.

>> No.7963433

>>7963408
>or get immediately thrown out
This is for the idiots who still think they would be welcome to stay.

>> No.7963429

Being eaten alive after spending just an hour in Gensokyo is better than living 100 years in peace in our world.

>> No.7963436

which touhou do you want to be eaten by /jp/

>> No.7963442

>>7963429
Most wouldn't even get that luxury, they'd probably be instantly decapitated before they knew what was going on.

>> No.7963440

Can i bring shit?

it would be awesome to bring a tent, dildos, and a pickaxe and let my autism flow

>> No.7963443

>>7963433
Eh?

>> No.7963450

>>7963440
Whatever you bring will probably go straight to the shop after your dirty corpse gets thrown to the incinerator.

>> No.7963461

>>7963450
Is there a doujin where Kourin finds a dildo and gets weird ideas after realizing what it's for?

>> No.7963463

>>7963450
Even that shit would probably be sent to get burned along with the worthless corpse.

>> No.7963469

>>7963461
Thousands of them I'm sure.

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7963486

Come at me, various fae.
The cold iron burning your faces away will please the LORD.

>> No.7963488

yeah yeah yeah, grimsokyo edgydark etc etc.

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7963503

little girls aint street nigga

those hoes step and imma pop caps, bitches aint gon be actin tough when they on the flo bleedin

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>>7963488
Hey man, toohoos aren't just all fun and games you know.

>> No.7965293

I'm getting tired of people considering sin sacks as actual beings in the Touhou universe.

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