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7945158 No.7945158 [Reply] [Original]

Does worms rape feel good /jp/?

>> No.7945165

I don't see why you wouldn't want to be violated by practically limitless penises.

>> No.7945163

Probably.

>> No.7945166

I wouldn't know. Doesn't sound very good.

>> No.7945169

I'd switch places with her in an instant.

>> No.7945175
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7945175

Having a hundred slimy penis shaped creatures crawl inside your butt does sound pretty damn delicious.

I would like to experience it once.

>> No.7945176

But they are not worms nor penises, they are insects.
Fate/zero is all ages.

>> No.7945183

>>7945165
They aren't hard. They don't cum. Meh.

>> No.7945187
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>>7945176
Just you wait for the blu-ray. They'll redraw the whole scene with dick worms.

>> No.7945201
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>>7945187
I would like to put those inside my butthole.

>> No.7945211

>>7945201
I would like you to leave.

>> No.7945208

>>7945158
Likely not because apparently if one loses "concentration" for a moment, they are liable to eat random pieces of your flesh. Did you see what happened to Kariya's face and leg? Only pro sl... little girls like Sakura can handle it.

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7945209

It must feel too good.
I would also like to fuck an octopus, ohh god, his thousands lips around my hips and dick, sucking my in. I will buy one in the future.

>> No.7945213

If you want to try it so damn bad hit up you local fishing shop(s).

>> No.7945225

>>7945213
"Hello there, mr. fishmonger, I want to stick a fish in my butt. What do you suggest?"

>> No.7945230

>>7945225
Piranhas.

>> No.7945232

>>7945213
I don't think the local shop sells magical worms.

>> No.7945243
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7945243

Don't sexualize us!

>> No.7945255

>>7945243
I bet having one of those crawling in your butt must feel like heaven~

>> No.7945288

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoDJuO1idvI

>> No.7945302

>>7945243
>>7945255
For some reason i get this feeling you would die, they look rather poisonous.

>> No.7945706 [DELETED] 

What the fuck is wrong with all of you sick fucks?
Get outside for once and get laid

>> No.7945713

>>7945706
>>>/soc/

>> No.7945714

>>7945706
>be a normalfag
>go to /jp/

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>>7945706

Welcome to /jp/, please get out.

>> No.7945727 [DELETED] 

What in the fuck i knew you guys were fucking weirdos, freaks and losers but damn
Kill yourselves

>> No.7945733

>>7945727
Get a load of this fucking nerd. Trying to seem better than anyone.

>> No.7945736 [DELETED] 

wow pathethic weirdos
get a life you losers

>> No.7945741

has someone linked to this thread in /soc/ and told them to go laugh at the virgin losers or is it just the one guy

>> No.7945746

how low can an individual go?

>> No.7945758

patethic weirdos and losers
do the world a favor and hang yourselves

>> No.7945764

>>7945736
Why are you still here?

>> No.7945761

>>7945741
Some faggot linked to it on /v/.
So basically the same deal.

>> No.7945767 [DELETED] 

>>>/v/112122180

>> No.7945775

no wonder you guys will never get laid
doesn't matter, we don't need your genes in the pool

>> No.7945786
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7945786

I'd eat its spicu~

>> No.7945792

I don't know why normalfags don't just take it easy instead of insulting people over the internet.

They could learn a thing or two from us.

>> No.7945826

>>7945302
Nah, peanut worms are as harmless as worms go (they're even cooked and consumed in China), though it's interesting to note that recent phylogenetic analyses suggest that they're derived from polychaete stock, which are capable of delivering rather painful bites and carry potent venom within the many bristles that give the group their name. What passes for defense amongst peanut worms is much milder, they merely retract their anterior portion within their body when scared - while it might allow the worm to hide from bottom-dwelling fish probing the sands for prey, such a defense hardly fazes humans. It also means that if you really wanted to, you could insert the contracted worm into your anus and let it slowly expand as a novel way of masturbation.

>>7945288
But those live in the intestine, it's difficult to survive for extended periods in the stomach. They're also fairly harmless and it's suspected that you need some for a healthy immune system.

Speaking of parasites, the apicomplexan genus Monocystis is quite fitting for the tastes of /jp/. Living in the seminal vesicles of earthworms, those are amongst the very few parasites that feed exclusively on sperm, entering the sperm progenitors of its host and eating their way from within. The mature parasite can be identified very easily by the great numbers of flagella (leftovers from the consumed sperm) adhering to the cell's pellicle and may occur in such numbers that the host earthworm is sometimes rendered infertile due to having all its seed consumed.

Think of it as having a little apicomplexan girl consuming your semen to such an extent that you can no longer bear children and only exist to feed her; she'd be a blonde loli with twintails that she'd tie with sperm flagella she lovingly extracted from you. If only ;_;

>> No.7945859

>>7945810
I love you biology anon.

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>>7945826
>Nah, peanut worms are as harmless as worms go
These things actually look like they could work great as sex toys.

I wonder if i could start a business selling these things, living dildoes that move around a lot in all directions could be the next big thing.

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>>7945826
Every day something new learned.

>> No.7946265

>>7945158
sauce?

>> No.7946295

>>7945826
Man... You're fucking awesome.

>> No.7946298

>>7945826
Teach us more please.

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7946708

>>7945826

>> No.7946714

>>7946708
negative reply to biology anon paragraph
we really are going down the shitter

>> No.7946746

>>7946714
>He thinks 'not sure if want' is a negative reply
Yes, yes we are indeed going down the shitter.

>> No.7946765

So is anyone going to post source? Tineye's got nothing and Saucenao just gives random swirly background things.

>> No.7946774

>>7946765
It's from the fate zero anime.

>> No.7946861

>>7946746
I find the aspect of posting greentext and image macros is a much worse sign than misunderstanding them.

Get the fuck out.

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>>7946861

>> No.7946917

Why is this thread still here? /a/ please.

>> No.7946935

>>7946917
>>>/b/

>> No.7946940

>>7946861
What are you going to do about it?

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>>7946714
It's my fault for not writing well enough. I'm sleepy and my writing is slipping, I'm sorry.

>>7946298
Well, as far as interesting parasites go, Entovalva (the throat-clam that infests sea cucumbers and lives in, well, the oesophagus), Proales latrunculus (a rotifer that lives in heliozoans, constituting a rare example where a multicellular organism parasitizes a single-celled one), Zanclea and Phyllirhoe (a jellyfish parasitic on a sea slug, or at least that's what was believed until it was noticed that the sea slug is a parasite of the jellyfish and the "parasite" is what remains of the poor hydrozoan after the sea slug eats most of it!), Pulvinomyzostomum pulvinar (a disc-shaped animal of unknown affinity, possibly an annelid, that lives on sea lilies and feeds by inserting itself into the host's mouth and eating the stomach contents), Leucochloridium (a flatworm that takes root into host snails and turns their eyes into pulsating lumps attractive to the parasite's final host, birds), Ribeiroia (another flatworm that infects frogs and makes them grow extra legs so that they move slower and are eaten by the parasite's final host, again birds), Lipoptena depressa (a louse fly that feeds in an unusual manner: the first fly sucks the host's blood, the second inserts its proboscis into the first's abdomen and sucks the blood it obtained, a third comes in and drinks the second's blood and so on. Up to seven flies may be present in such a chain.) and trigonalids (wasps that, instead of laying their eggs in insects, oviposit on leaves and rely on getting eaten by a caterpillar - and once eaten, their larvae go find all other parasites laid inside the caterpillar and feed on them instead.) are a few examples. As always, I'll recommend Bogleech and the Catalogue of Organisms as both are great resources for biological curio and are headed by far more capable writers.

>> No.7946997

>>7946988

I know nothing about you except for one single posting habit of yours, but I absolutely love you.

>> No.7947005

>>7946988
Best post on /jp/

>> No.7947012

>>7946988
I like your content but could you look into bulleted lists or the enter key?

>> No.7947020

>>7946988
Though my favorite is Neoaplectana glaseri, a normally free-living nematode that feeds on insect carcasses, though it occassionally develops parasitic larvae when there isn't enough food available. Those still require insect carcasses to live, though instead of foraging for some, their method is much more direct: They go and make some, as the infective larva enters a suitable insect and releases a mutualist bacterium, Xenorhabdus nematophilus, that swiftly kills the beetle and allows more free-living nematodes to develop until the population is again too large and more infective larvae are produced to bring down more insects. I can just see the tiny, fairy-like bacterium and the nematode in frilly dresses, celebrating their victory by elegantly drinking tea on top of the twitching, moribund dung beetle they defeated together.

>>7947012
I'm sorry, that was stupid of me.

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7947499

Bye bye, Kariya ojii-san.
Bye bye.

>> No.7948016

Anyone else think F/0 is shit so far?

>> No.7948035

>>7948016
everyone

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7948074

>At first she screamed for 3 days.

How can you all be so insensitive.

>> No.7948074,1 [INTERNAL] 

Sure is Janitor not doing his job around here.

>> No.7948087

>>7948016
I thought it was amazing.

>> No.7948090

>>7948087
Boring/bad animation
A ton of exposition not handled right.
What was amazing?

>> No.7948096

>>7948016
It was ok. Kinda boring though, like 45 minutes of talking just for 10 seconds of Sabre.

>> No.7948102

>>7948090
The fact that it entertained me for 47 minutes.

>> No.7948108

>>7948102
The only way you were entertained is if you are a colossal type-moon fag. It's not a good anime if you have to be a colossal type-moon fag to enjoy

>> No.7948109

>>7948096
And now you get 24 episodes of Saber.

>> No.7948113

>>7948109
計画通り

>> No.7948116

I didn't watch because Fate/Zero is pure fanfiction

>> No.7948115

>>7948108
You got me, anon. I'm wearing my Shirou shirt as we speak.

>> No.7948120

>>7948115
Be honest because I need this information. Are you a type-moon fag?

>> No.7948119

Is this something worth watching if I haven't seen/read any other in the series?

>> No.7948121

>>7948119
Yes, because it's not written by Nasu.

>> No.7948124

>>7948120
I wouldn't say so. I enjoy the games, but I don't participate in powerlevel threads or other such fanwanking.

>> No.7948128

>>7948119
I think it can spoil parts of the series/VN if you plan on watching them.

>> No.7948126

>>7948116
I'm sure you'd appreciate all the manly men.

>> No.7948127

>>7948119
Read it instead of watching it.
You will have a murderer talking about how he gets hard from turning little girls into his masterpieces.

>> No.7948135

The only reason people aren't dismissing this is shit is because ufotable did it. Yeah the same studio that brought us such classics as Coyote Ragtime Show. I fucking hate that studio. KnK was shit.

Mark my words, if this was the same exact episode but DEEN did it everyone would say it was shit

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7948139

>>7948135

>> No.7948137

>>7948128
Well if you read the other part of the series, it'll just spoil this anyway. It's pretty much the same either way.

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>>7948139

>> No.7948140

>>7948135
Did Ufotable rape your mother and kill your father?

>> No.7948147

>>7948140
No, but they are extremely overrated so I enrages me when people admire their works? Is it childish? Maybe, but I don't want to grow up. I want to be a Toys "R" Us kid.

>> No.7948151

>>7948147
Well, at least you admit you're an idiot.

>> No.7948154
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>>7948147
>they are extremely overrated so I enrages me when people admire their works
You just summarized /jp/ in one sentence.

>> No.7948157

Tell me when any of the male cast except Waver and Gilgamesh gets a shirtless scene

:3

>> No.7948162
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>>7948135
DEEN devs spotted.

>> No.7948169

>>7948162
I was hired by DEEN to come to /jp/ and promote the studio so that /jp/ers buy more of their works.

Not that I need to or anything... I mean with works like MariMite, who needs advertising?

>> No.7948181

why do ppl from a old Fate Zero like its the 2nd coming of jesus

>> No.7948183

>>7948181
Because you like to exaggerate.

>> No.7948190

>>7948147
>getting the lyrics wrong to toys r us kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJJ-ZLdrTwY

>> No.7948279

Would you put up with horrendous worm-rape for the chance to hang out with the manliness that is the Black Knight?

NPs all up in this bitch!

>> No.7948317

>>7948135
>Mark my words, if this was the same exact episode but DEEN did it everyone would say it was shit
Now you are just being silly. Aside from the walking in circles, what was wrong with the episode?

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