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[Anonymous No.]

Tell me your secrets /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I need another story
Something to get off my chest
My life gets kinda boring
Need something that I can confess

'Til all my sleeves are stained red
From all the truth that I've said
Come by it honestly I swear
Thought you saw me wink, no
I've been on the brink, so

Tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
I'm sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time
Don't need another perfect line
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

My God
Amazing that we got this far
It's like we're chasing all those stars
Who's driving shiny big black cars

And everyday I see the news, all the problems that we could solve
And when a situation rises, just write it into an album
Seen it straight to go
I don't really like my flow, no, so

Tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
I'm sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time
Don't need another perfect line
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

Oh, got no reason, got not shame
Got no family I can blame
Just don't let me disappear
I'mma tell you everything

So tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
I'm ick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time
Don't need another perfect line
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

So tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time
Don't need another perfect line
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

All my secrets away
All my secrets away

[Anonymous No.]

I like dicks so much that i went to a gay bar last week, i spendt 2 hours in one of the bathroom glory hole stalls before i was exhausted and my jaw hurt like hell.

I think i must have sucked around 26 dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7944881
Walking on the Chinese
Walking on the Chinese Wall.

Watching for the coins to
Watching for the coins to fall.

Butterfly, spread your painted wings
For an answer from the Ching.
By the stream stretching in the rocks
Tiger on the mountain-top.

Walking on the Chinese Wall
Watching for the coins to fall.

Now the sun is rising in the east
Looking for my golden fleece.
Ivory skin, scarlet colour deep
Lips that burn but do not speak.

Three misty nights waiting by the shore.
May be that my lover comes no more.
Red chamber dream from the sky above.
Ancient tales of hidden Chinese love.

On the Chinese Wall
Watching for the coins to fall.

Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/DwepBlue-red silk burning on my chest
Go to sleep but not to rest.
Stepping stones on the Yellow Sea
Dreaming she'll be there for me.

Come down the clouds to the sea of flames.
From the mountain hear the cry of pain.
Red chamber dream from the sky above.
Ancient tales of hidden Chinese love.

On the Chinese Wall
Watching for the coins to fall.
On the Chinese Wall
Watching for the coins to fall.
On the Chinese Wall.

Butterfly, spread your wings
For an answer from the Ching.
(Watching for the coins to fall)
Blue-red silk on my chest
Go to sleep but not to rest.

Oh no.
Walking on the Chinese Wall
Walking on the Chinese Wall
Walking on the Chinese Wall
Watching for the coins to fall.

[Anonymous No.]

War, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all

War, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Ohhh, war, I despise
Because it means destruction
Of innocent lives

War means tears
To thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to fight
And lose their lives

I said, war, huh
Good God, y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

War, whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

War, it ain't nothing
But a heartbreaker
War, friend only to the undertaker
Ooooh, war
It's an enemy to all mankind
The point of war blows my mind
War has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then destruction
Who wants to die
Aaaaah, war-huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
War, huh
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

War, it ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
War, it's got one friend
That's the undertaker
Ooooh, war, has shattered
Many a young mans dreams
Made him disabled, bitter and mean
Life is much to short and precious
To spend fighting wars these days
War can't give life
It can only take it away

[Anonymous No.]

easily one of the best monsters ever. I've seen entire teams swept by one Starmie. They're insanely fast, with a very nice Sp.Atk stat. To top it off, their movepool is insane.
Use a Grass-type against it? It learns Ice Beam.
Use another Water-type to sponge some water damage/Ice Beams? It learns Thunderbolt.
Oh what's that? You think you got a nice hit on it? It recovers 50% of its max HP back.
Gonna Leech Seed it to slowly kill it or force a switch? Yea, no, it can Rapid Spin.
I'll just Paralyze it or Toxic it to cripple it! Starmie's Natural Cure ability heals its status if it switches out.
God, fuck you Starmie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7944881
I..I am kinda jelly.
I wish i had the balls to do something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7944881
That is just far too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7944881

[Anonymous No.]

>>7944881
I was gonna post something in this thread, but I can't beat this. Damn, I'm jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945216
You and me both, the fact that i play otome games dont seem like a big secret all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7944881
Enjoy your syphillis.

[Anonymous No.]

I sucked my cats cock when I was 14.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945233
I had myself checked out a few days after, turns out i am clean.

Provided you dont have bleeding gums you will usually be fine if all you do is suck a dick.

But if you take it up the butt you HAVE to use condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945268
Did you spit or swallow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945278
Only swallowed the 13~ first loads i think, the others i spit because it was just to much in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945297
Not sure if i am jelly or horrified, dont think i could do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945297

So, what is the average size of the gay men in your region?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945297
What was your first time sucking a dick like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945326
Around 6-7 inches.
There was one guy though who must have been like 4.

Picture related to my face when he put that through the hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945337
Do you just wait for someone to put it through or did you tell them you were there?

[Anonymous No.]

Never read a powerpoint novel with elevator music, I prefer anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945342
>elevator music
Have you even heard of Bible Black?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945337
Was he Asian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945236
Whenever I see this image I think of that person from Formspring who admitted to having an oral fixation.
I wonder what happened to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945339
Waited, but there was a small line outside the door after about 20minutes, to get started all you do is put your finger or thumbs up thorugh the hole so the other guy can see.

More or less the universal signal that you are intrested.

>>7945336
Sweaty, scary, and i was hard as hell, i dont think i did all that good but i tried my best to cover my teeth to make it as good for him as possible.

After about 5-6 i had a pretty good speed and technique with it.

[Anonymous No.]

I have head/hair fetish. I love to recieve head massage. Each visit to hairdresser which massages head and washes it with shampoo is like visiting Gensoukyou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945348
Seemed like your avg, overweight white guy.
But atleast his penis smelled like soap and was clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7944881
>>7945268
>>7945337
>>7945351

Aren't you afraid of STD's?

Remember to check yourself periodically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945351
How did the guy with the 4inch penis fit it through the hole?
I mean, he would have had to stand right up close pressing his pelvis to the wall and that's not accounting for the loss of length from putting it through the hole. The only think you could have done with lick....

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945357
I was before and after i had been there, i am also kinda scared now.
But i went to the doctor twice to have myself checked out just to be sure.

I dont think i will ever do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945370

I just hope you don't catch Herpes. That shit is untreatable.

Do they also check everyone before entering the bar? Because I think they should if they'll be participating in shit like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945364
Pretty much yeah, it was no deepthroat job to put it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945370
Did it hurt your throat?
Were you wishing it to be over after the first few?
What do you do if you've had enough, do you say enough?
Did anyone get angry or violent?
Were there any cheesy, crusty or fishy unclean dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945380
My throat was fine my jaw hurt after about 10 though.

To be honest after a few i just wanted more but i had to give up since my neck and jaw hurt to much in the end.

If you have had enough or if you dont want to suck one you can simply give a thumbs/finger down or say no.

To be honest all the dicks i sucked were all pretty clean, there were no old guys with smegma atleast.

[Anonymous No.]

why are you using Saten avatars to discuss glory holes????

I hope you get AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>This thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945401
That's the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

damn....

I may just have to try this someday.
I'm not really interested in gay sex, but I think I could get into something like this, especially if I was a little drunk and wore kneesocks under my pants or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945060
Thunder the bitch, watch it get pwned.

[Anonymous No.]

how long does it usually take to make a guy come?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man, I'd like to hear more about this anon's experience but I'm too shy to even ask anonymously over the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945446
I'm interested in this as well.

From my limited experience with sex, I've never cum from getting my dick sucked, and it's always taken me at least 30 or 40 minutes to cum from fucking. I'm pretty sure that's only because I jerk off too much and/or always lose interest within the first few minutes of the act.

[Anonymous No.]

So, Saten-san, did you made every cock that came in come?
Where? Inside your mouth? Over your face? Randomly sparyin semen everywhere? Where did you liked it the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945446
Depends a lot on the person, but it took anywhere from 5-7 minutes on avg.

Obviously you could make him come faster then that but its more fun for both parts if you take a bit of time doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945446
Depends a lot on the person, but it took anywhere from 8-10 minutes on avg.

Obviously you could make him come faster then that but its more fun for both parts if you take a bit of time doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945455
I have the same experience, sucking feels good but it doesn't make me come, usually just lubricated hands make me cum faster

>>7945461
so what techniques do you use to make them cum faster? details are encouraged.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7945462
What the fuck...
That's so fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

I...

I'm so hard right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945458
There was only one guy who did not come and left after about 10minutes, other than that i had them all cum inside my mouth.

I only swallowed the first 13 or so loads though, i spit the rest out into toilet paper when they left.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is /jp/ so interested in this? What happened to wanting to be lesbian lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945467
welcome to /jp/, you are free to leave anytime you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945473
Why are you welcoming me?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like the new 3D gay /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I already said it, extra hot chili sauce in everything.

[Anonymous No.]

God I'd do this with other /jp/ers if I didn't have to look at their faces. When will there be a real /jp/ meetup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945464
>so what techniques do you use to make them cum faster? details are encouraged.

Pretty obvious stuff like sucking harder and using your hand more than just your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945470
I'm right now fapping to the thought of sucking a delicious throbbing cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945472
The gay levels increased this summer. It seems most of them left, but this one stuck around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945472
Don't worry, anon, there are still people who want to be a pure little girl here.

[Anonymous No.]

http://archive.easymodo.net/a/thread/55392831

Why doesn't /a/ take this shit back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945472
Evolution/mutation

Lolis>Lesbian lolis>Futa lolis>Futa girls>Traps>Men thinking like girls>Manly homos

I guess if you want to win over your gender instincts, you have to do it early.

Also, I still want to become the little girl and have sex with other little girls

[Anonymous No.]

best thread on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945498
You seem to be implying that there's a significant population of these people rather than just you and the saten poster just whacking off back and forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945501
meant this at >>7945494

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945484
There has always been these kinds of talks on /jp/. Just because you focused more on the little girl ones, doesn't mean these never existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945494
/jp/ has made me more curious about gloryholes, but just as I have from day one, I still prefer dickgirls and (probably) won't settle for anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

And here i thought i was the gayest anonymous on /jp/.

I applaud you Saten-anon, i am without a doubt jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945571,1
I know you are, but what am I?

[Anonymous No.]

lol POWNED

[Anonymous No.]

Does someone out there really hate Saten-san that much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945571,4
I think I'm going to shoot moot an email. It's a well known fact that he's a pretty big Saten fan.

[Anonymous No.]

no i meant the gay-

oh nevermind

[Anonymous No.]

did you remember to suck 26 dicks last night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7944850
>nig.jpg

2 years later and I finally get this joke.

[Anonymous No.]

RIP saten

[Anonymous No.]

>>7944861
The good old days...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrfzEO2yTe0

[Anonymous No.]

The new HunterxHunter has been airing continuously since 2011...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945571,11
>still watches fighting anime for 10 year olds

lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945571,12
Holy fuck you owned him

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the Big T.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945571,11
fuck