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7939570 No.7939570 [Reply] [Original]

You faggots are going about it all wrong. It's not about opening a portal to gensokyo. You're just talking about dying. You're stopping one step early.

The REAL key is to die, then make a run for the border. Like, 9-in-10 chance Komachi won't care to chase you.

>> No.7939575

So I can only reach Gensokyo if I'm a Mexican?

>> No.7939579

no we can't either

>> No.7939594

I'm getting in the Toyosatomimi no Miko way, only slightly altered.

>> No.7939601

I'll just train to be able to run a 5 minute mile, go to Aokigahara and wait for some touhou obsessed weeaboo to kill himself and piggy back on his portal.

>> No.7939609

So if I'm caught, is it bad form to hit on Siki while I'm being eternally damned?

>> No.7939615
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7939615

>>7939609
it may or may not lead to swift judgement. That'd be fairly unprofessional of her, though

>> No.7939635

>>7939575
Fuck you I laughed

>> No.7940001
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7940001

>>7939594
Explain yourself

>> No.7940010

>>7940001

In simple terms, I'm going to become a legend, then find a way to hibernate near where Gensokyo should be for many years, then when people don't believe in the things I've done, I'll be where I want to be. Sure, I'll probably be in future Gensokyo, but it'll be worth it. The toughest part is actually becoming a legend though.

>> No.7940016
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7940016

>>7940010
Enforce communism on a global scale. That will make you a legend.

>> No.7940020

>>7940016

No one ever listens to me though. I need a way to do it myself.

>> No.7940029

>>7940020
I got a plan

i'm going to take the highscore from that norwegian fuck, does that count?.

>> No.7940032

>>7940029
yes

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