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7928437 No.7928437 [Reply] [Original]

It's been a while

What touhou could you beat in a fist fight?

>> No.7928445

I would beat the snot out of Akyu.

>> No.7928443

Could or would?

>> No.7928452
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7928452

Oh no, not again...

>> No.7928453

All of them.

>> No.7928455

>>7928445
Fucking this.

Does anybody have pictures of her being beat/beaten up?
I find that I can only fap to abusive situations these days.

>> No.7928458

>>7928455
>>>/gurochan/
>>>/pixiv/

>> No.7928462

Everyone but China I suppose.

>> No.7928463

Why do people hate Akyu so much?

>> No.7928464

I'd pick a fight with any of them, but I'd let them win just so they can punch the shit out of me.

>> No.7928466

>>7928463
I don't hate her. It's just that the idea of feeling my fist connect with something so tiny and then having it give way to the force of my masculine rage is very appealing to me. Knowing how weak the thud of her person hitting the ground would be also really does it for me.

>> No.7928470

>>7928464
This.

I wish to have the little girl straddling me while punching me, effectively or ineffectively - I don't even care.

>> No.7928472

Since there are a few that have shit tier fighting abilities outside magic, it's more like who you would want to beat the crap out of. I guess it will have to be Nitori simply because I would like to actually eat a youkai, and a turtle flavored one sounds the most appealing.

>> No.7928477

>>7928472
Hey, buddy, we're just talking about fist fights, not eating people.

>> No.7928478

I wouldn't do anything to a Touhou, with the exception of Akyu i just want to punch her

wearing spiked brass knuckles dipped in anything poisonous while i pour salt and citric shit on her wounds. HELL i would even chop my dick off and beat her to death with it.

i don't even know why i hate her so much

>> No.7928482

I'm no strong Bruno
But I do have some good strength
Just not a youkai's

>> No.7928486

>>7928478
If you don't know why, stop hating her. Think, anonymous.

>> No.7928488

>>7928478
Because she tortures yukkuri in fanon?

>> No.7928490

>>7928488
This, ringed a bell

but i don't even like Retarded Blobs.

>> No.7928492

>>7928488
I don't know. AQN's sorta died out. Besides, everyone tortures yukkuri in fanon.

>> No.7928497

Just walk up and deck Reimu, she'd go down like a sack of armpits.

>> No.7928496

>>7928453

>> No.7928500

I probably can't
But it makes me wonder if
Akuma could win

>> No.7928506

I would say fairies but I bet when you corner one they have claws that come out and just go wild on your ass

>> No.7928507

>>7928497
Shrinemaiden have external and internal aura barriers you know. And maybe you've forgotten or aren't aware, but before Reimu could fly, before she really settled into the shrinemaiden role, she was a skilled martial artist.

>> No.7928512

>>7928507
I thought she was a footballer

>> No.7928513

Yuugi
Suika
Meiling
Catfish from Hisoutensoku
Yuuka
Alice

fuckin' pibsqueaks

>> No.7928510
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7928510

That's not to say I'd actually hit her, it's just that either her or some of the various faeries seem weakest.

One that I'd like to beat up though? Cirno. She's immortal anyway, not like it'd do anything other than teach her a lesson. But if Cirno could beat Marisa, I guess I shouldn't even try.

>> No.7928516

>>7928507
She's still just a frail little girl. I'd throw a right cross and knock her ass out.

>> No.7928519

>>7928510
Cirno is actually the one who looks beat up at the end of the Extra stage. Marisa took it easy on her.

>> No.7928524

Akyu
KANE
Patchy without magic
Drunk Manrisa

>> No.7928522
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>>7928516
>>7928497
...to much confidence is called recklessness, you know.

>> No.7928543

I'd try my hand at facing Marissa. I don't want to just beat on a girl like Patchy or the Prismrivers, I want to have a fun brawl that could end in the loser buying drinks for the winner and setting the stage for a good friendship.

>> No.7928542

>>7928524
Even Patchy with magic. She already has trouble getting spells out, let's see her try it with your fist in her teeth.

>> No.7928551

>>7928542
She can fly.
Besides, she's a genius; you think she's not ready for something like that? Have fun running into that shield.

>> No.7928570

Anyone saying they could beat up Suika or Yuugi must be out of their mind. Good luck trying to lay punches on Suika, she is like Goku of the Touhou universe, she wouldn't even notice you hitting her in the first place. Your strength would be comparable to Mr. Satan's at best, but it's more likely that you'd have the power level of a farmer with a shotgun.

>> No.7928579

>>7928522
I'd just tell her I have a fist full of cash.

>> No.7928580
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>>7928551
>you think she's not ready for something like that?
yeah I do, that girl slippin

>> No.7928610
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7928610

What touhou could you beat to in a fapping session.

>> No.7928662
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7928662

"Mnhphmnphnhpn!!!!"

>> No.7928664
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>>7928662
POP

>> No.7928677

Nameless fairy.

>> No.7928691

>>7928610
I still have a few left to cross off.

>> No.7928695

>>7928610

every single one that cannot use some kind of supernatural power to enhance their masturbation in some way.

>> No.7928707

>>7928464
This, with Yukari.

it'll actually get myself killed, but no worries there.

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7928734

I could probably beat most of them provided they dont get to use danmaku or any other superpower.

Touhou's like Yuugi and so on are obviously out of my reach though.

>> No.7928836

I don't want to beat them. They're pretty. I'd let them punch me for quite a while before I grabbed their little arms.

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7928844

I would tear up Youmu in a fist fight.

>> No.7928846
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7928846

None of them but I'd mud wrestle Kanako

>> No.7928861

Tenshi. But only because she'd let me. I don't know how long she'd draw it out, but it would end with her on her back, panting hard as I pin her arms to the ground and grind me knee into her crotch.

>> No.7928864

>>7928734
i want to pick a fight with yuugi specifically so she can beat the shit out of me

>> No.7928876
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7928876

This one.

>> No.7929477 [DELETED] 

We already have
A Youmu general thread
So please go away

>> No.7929506
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7929506

They never do anything except bend light.

>> No.7929508

>>7928664
>>7928662
uh...
1. shouldn't that guy just melt from contact with her?
2. I really don't think the goddess of nuclear destruction will cry from physical pain...

>> No.7929530

>>7929506
The erect my penis. That counts as something

>> No.7929534
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7929534

Fighting girls is against my style. Though if they used to be dudes I dunno how i'd feel about it.

>> No.7929558

You know who you couldn't beat? Ichirin.

>> No.7929563

Genji, I win by default since he doesn't have fists.

>> No.7929579

no Sanae cunt punting WtH yet?

>> No.7929600
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>>7929563

Don't say that. Got my finger bitten by a red eared slider once. Hurt like hell. Still remember the pain 21 years later.
I'd still have the scar if I hadn't squashed the same finger in a sliding door two years later.

Anyways, point being that turtles of all sizes can and will fight back if you get them angry.

>>7929579

... are you saying WtH is a girl?

>> No.7929656

>>7929600

Yeah, but that would be a bite fight. I certainly don't plan to bite any turtles in my lifetime, I'll tell you that much.

>> No.7929659
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7929659

Puh-leez, there's plenty of touhou who are otherwise ordinary girls/women if they're denied their magic.

Alice, Patchouli, Reimu, Marisa, Sanae and Kaguya, for starters. You could beat the unholy snot out of them for sure, if magic wasn't in the equation. If that tickles your dark, twisted fancy, then there you go.

Technically Mokou still has a human body and human strength, immortality aside - but she's a tough bitch with tens of centuries of practice; unless you're pretty good I wouldn't risk it.

Of course, the best question is: who would be the most satisfying victim?

>> No.7929675

>>7929600
I had a red eared slider named Tommy when I was little. He was awesome.

I miss my turtle.

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