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OLD HAGS

WARNING

WARNING

>> No.7919707

Pussycats 250

>> No.7919712

>>7919699
Our old hags and their... flexibility has allowed us to make progress on the mythical city on the hill.

>> No.7921615
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old you say?

>> No.7921625
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Silly ladies, dressing like lolis doesn't help at all!

>> No.7921624 [DELETED] 
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>>7919712

Bob? Is that you?
I was sure I left you hanging in the tank. Or rather, that I will in 45 years.

>> No.7921634

Hags?

All I see are 17 year olds.

>> No.7921646

what do you mean almost

>> No.7921664 [DELETED] 
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>>7921634

Well... Yuyuko died in her teens, so maybe she is.
Byakuren can be as young as she wishes.
Yukari is the crawling chaos. She is both 17 and something else at the same time, depending on who's looking.
Eirin has plastic surgery.
Kanako may not be 17 but can and will pound you into the ground with rods from space if you say otherwise.

>> No.7921684

I wonder if Toyosatomimi is going to paired with them... I was expecting Utsuho to join them like the black sheep of the old hags team.

>> No.7921692
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7921692

would a certain delicious green haired sun flower be considered a hag?

>> No.7921698
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>>7921684

Probably not, since so far it seems like canon and fanon for once agree that Miko appears to be a young princess.
But then again, technically so is Yuyuko.

>> No.7921706

The faceless males are starting to get desperate

>> No.7921712

>>7919699
old hags are the best
fuck your shit

>> No.7921724 [DELETED] 

You should never love a hag, yo. They're only after one thing.

>> No.7921745
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>>7921724

And what exactly would that be?

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>>7921745
Your wizard powers.

>> No.7921748 [DELETED] 

>>7921745
Your penis

>> No.7921759
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Yukari want up~

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>>7921748
>>7921749

What do you suppose they do if you don't have either? Feed you to their housekeepers?

>> No.7921780
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>>7921759

>> No.7921785
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>>7921759

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Or perhaps another, more uncertain fate awaits?

>> No.7921829

>>7921805
>So, you wanted to be a playable character in my game, eh?

>Well, now I'll play with you alright, ufufufufu~♥

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>>7921829

Madame Jesus there seems to have a wicked streak as wide as Russia.

Perhaps that too is a defining trait of the true old maids.

>> No.7921847

>>7921842
full ver?

>> No.7921850
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a challenger appears

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>>7921847

Afraid that's it.

>> No.7921867
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Byakuren is evolving into such a pimp.

>> No.7921871

>>7921842
there should be more like this picture
its hard to find such quality

>> No.7921895

Old hags are the most experienced ones. They can take you to the heaven of sex if you'll be lucky

>> No.7921898
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>> No.7921907
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Refined ladies, not hags.

>> No.7921928

>>7921907
Refined ladies sounds too pure. And it is widely known that they are cocksuckers

>> No.7921935
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>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15121371

Sexy milfs hot dancing. Impossible to not getting a boner from this.

>> No.7921945
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What are you seeing in this picture, /jp/?

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>>7921928

Let's not go there, shall we?

>> No.7921942 [DELETED] 

>>7921928
Stop being so lewd!

>> No.7921960 [DELETED] 
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>>7921945

A thin, tall, bearded troll emerging from under a cliff, about to attack two small boys playing in a forest.

>> No.7921969
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>>7921935
I think I've fapped to every video like that on nico by now, no matter the quality.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13152722

>> No.7921971
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>>7921945
Beato wearing furr and looking away.

>> No.7921980

>>7921945
Hah! That's wonderful

>> No.7921984 [DELETED] 

>>7921960
>about to attack two small boys playing in a forest.
Yukari would have no problem doing that.

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>>7921984

Alternately, a sheep and a boy in a sailor suit next to his grandmother, two Austrian soldiers (one doing a handstand), or four pigs that combine to form Hitler.

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>>7921992
What are you getting at?

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>>7921997

That while I disagree with the idea of Yukari being 17, I'm not going to argue against it.

>> No.7922007
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>>7922002
carefully chosen words

>> No.7922023 [DELETED] 
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>>7922007

With creatures like Yukari, as long as you see something that is pleasant to the eye and not harmful to your sanity, anything really goes.

>> No.7922036
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>>7922023
Doesn't mean she can't be scary anyway.

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>>7922036

Still so much better than perceiving some kind of indescribable horror that invariably drives you insane, that particular sort of insanity that snowballs into a memetic chain reaction where the fact and knowledge that you've been driven insane is enough to drive others insane.

Alternately you may perceive three buttocks.

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Youkai: They're all messed up.

>> No.7922317

>>7921935
i wonder where i can get these models, look like they don't like sharing models kinda r-18, like Billy and Kazuya which were in a private website from what i've heard.

>> No.7922349
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I really like Kanako.

>> No.7922364
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i really like yukari

>> No.7922382
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7922382

I really like Ms. Gradient Hair.

>> No.7922406
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TITTYMONSTERS ARE THE BEST.

>> No.7922412

>>7921945
I see an old hag!

>> No.7922416

>>7922412
That would be your mother!

>> No.7922418
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>> No.7922436

>>7922418
>Hey Kanako dont get angry on me, I just came here all the way to touch your legendary soft boobs. I thought that would flatter you.

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>>7922406

Not quite, these are the hags and old maids. Look further down the page for the tittymonsters.

>> No.7922473

>>7922437
Jesus Christ thi pic is disgusting. These ladies looks ...just ugly here

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>>7922473

Tuna too looks disgusting, but still is delicious.

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... well, that didn't come out right.
Feel free to read tuna as euphemism if it helps.

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Let's see... Yukari, Yuyuko, Eirin, Kanako and Byakuren as the regular hags, Yuuka as honourary hag ...

Who's missing?

>> No.7922660

>>7922604
Letty?

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>>7922604
Aya is over a thousand. I guess it's a secret that she keeps well in order to attract young men to her games.

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>>7922677

>> No.7922690
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>>7922677
In that case, Tewi qualifies as a hag.

>> No.7922692

>>7922677
Naaah. Aya as a hag? How is she a hag when she has no milky bags?

>> No.7922699
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>>7922677
Age isn't the only requirement, though.

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>>7922692
Good point. It would be too late for fanon to change it's way of thinking, so I nominate Komachi.

>> No.7922711

>>7922695
Nice twist. Tewi as the pedophile with the candy.

>> No.7922710

>>7922677
Mima!... Oh wait she is already dead.

>> No.7922720
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Guess it depends how you define the hags. Don't know if there's any "official" definition. Usually count it as that to qualify as one of the hags, you have to be an older, voluptuous woman and the presumed leader of your respective household.

>>7921698 seems to nail it with the big five, and Yuuka, Ran and Yuugi as sometimes honourary members.

>> No.7922719

>>7922705
That would be good choice, though i always perceive her more like as a busty lazy teenager.

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>>7922705

Komachi is as old as time and death, but she's not really adult-like.

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>>7922726

Never seen Komachi as one of the hags, even though her closest counterparts in shinto are quite literally the old hags of death.

But then again, there are different sorts of hags.

>> No.7922898

Uyeah, keep it going hags!

>> No.7922925

>>7922705
Komachi? why not Shiki? she looks more like an old h- I mean... a refined lady imo

>> No.7922958
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You guys will understand when you're older.

>> No.7922962

>>7922958
Prostate exams?

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>>7922958

Understand what?

>> No.7922970

>>7922963
see
>>7922962

>> No.7922975
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Reaching my thirties soon. So, where are my sexy milfs?

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>>7922958

... you have aroused my curiosity.
Is there something I should know to ease my inevitable transformation to fujoshi in the coming decade and a half?

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>>7922975
They're hiding at the bars. You'll have better luck spotting them with beer goggles on.

>> No.7922987

>>7922982
Jesus freaking christ, I just got a boner.

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>>7922970

I'm not really the kind of person that goes to see a doctor.

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And you only barely see the hood. Truly a remarkable display of the power of imagination.

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>>7922986
>saved

>> No.7923026
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>> No.7923030 [DELETED] 

Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?

>> No.7923033
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>>7922986
Like I usually don't check spoilers but I did check spoilered image and it was great!

Saved!

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>>7923030

There were hoods long before there was that hood.

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>>7922982
No idea, I'm speaking from a male perspective.
>>7923000
Enjoy your cancer.

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>>7922604

>> No.7923077
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>>7923047

If it happens, then oh well. Just hope it's later rather than sooner if it does happen.

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>>7923077

>> No.7923096

>>7923087
this went better than expected. cleaned up it would make a good picture

>> No.7923102
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refined

>> No.7923107
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>>7923087
That's a pretty strange facial expression.

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I love experienced ladies who know what they are doing. The fact they are built like supermodels is a plus though.

>> No.7923163

>>7923129
>supermodels
>full figured

nope.tga

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>>7923107

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>>7923163
Nearly every adult in Touhou is built like a fully figured perfect 10 supermodel with huge tits, perfect skin, long legs, and (depending on the artist) an ass that just won't quit. ESPECIALLY the hags.

>> No.7923255 [DELETED] 

>>7923172
I got really sad when I saw that, and I have no idea why.

>> No.7923304 [DELETED] 

>>7923182
>supermodel
>ass
>tits

nope.dmg

>> No.7923324

>>7923304
>implying supermodels are skinny anorexics.
You must be thinking of runway models.

Ok let me make this more aspie friendly:
"They look like porn stars"

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>>792330
supermodels revenge

>> No.7923338

>>7923333
wrong quote
>>7923304

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>> No.7923400

>>>/a/55176335

>> No.7923843

>>7922720
Don't forget, all the main ones are Stage 6 bosses (with Yukari as Phantasm). Ran is an EX boss and Yuuka is in the older games.

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gmilf thread?

>> No.7923994

WITHIN A WEEK THERE WILL BE OLD HAGS RUNNING THE WORLD

>> No.7924027
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angry hag

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We've had to endure much, you and I, but within the week there will be old hags, running the world.

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Ha, look at all the stupid, buddhist old hags!

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>>7925859
Learn to wipe your ass first

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>>7923994

Can't be that bad.

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>>7925868
You're just jealous because Buddhism can't help you become young and cute again!

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>>7925875
I've never liked the taste of tree bark anyway.

>> No.7925903

>>7925875
Go back to kitchen, slut. Tell me who shoved your ass so hard that you cant even set your legs together.

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>>7925875
You know, if Yukari REALLY cared about being "young and cute" that much, it probably wouldn't be too much of an issue for her.

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>>7925934
she can be anything se wants

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Forgive my interruption, my uterus is augmented.

>> No.7925989

>>7925934
she doesnt want to be young and cute. She wants to be mature and beautiful. Is this worse? I dont think so.

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>>7925989
Not at all.

>> No.7926088
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>> No.7926282

hags are best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvEj69QBaQ8

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>>7926553
bunch of delicious & refined old hags

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