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Sears is selling Touhou mats in addition to Kirby porn. Grab 'em while you can~

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_SPM5889706802P?prdNo=4&blockNo=4&blockType=G4

>> No.7919257

Oh man, that's amazing.

And also so expensive...

>> No.7919260

CAD 104.78
Non merci.

>> No.7919263

You can buy a figurine for that much.

>> No.7919268

>>7919260
>>7919263
It's quite smutty and unstylish anyway.

>> No.7919271

Sears cashing in

>> No.7919273

Too lewd.

>> No.7919296

yukari look delicious and reimu looks cute
but meh, do not want

>> No.7919293

Maybe this one's more up your alley:

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_SPM5924006102P?prdNo=2&blockNo=2&blockType=G2

>> No.7919299

Go back to GBS.

>> No.7919305

>Not available for International Shipping

>> No.7919312

Either their images aren't representative of the true items for sale, or they've got more or less every single girl wrong.

They've confused Remi with Sakuya and Shikieiki with Sanae, among others.

>> No.7919320

This is so confusing, why would they have this?

>> No.7919318

> It can be used as a play mat, door mat, floor mat, card mat, work mat, table mat or just decorate your room

Yeah, I'll just lay it right there for everyone to see.

Those touhous as looking very delicious, I must say.

>> No.7919323

>>7919312
is that all you noticed? not a single character listed in the title of >>7919293 is actually on the mat.

>> No.7919330

>card games
Well, this is a new one.

Anyone know the artist? Those are some damn fine Touhous.

>> No.7919328

>>7919293
Did they just go ahead and throw random touhou names there?

>> No.7919331

>>7919323
Now this is just ridiculous.

>> No.7919333

>Play mat

Play WHAT, exactly?

>> No.7919336

curious case of tertiary fan managing to convince his boss to sell these toohoos that are selling like hotcakes in japan

>> No.7919335

>>7919333
Play pretend.

>> No.7919345

HOLD THE FUCK UP.

Sears? What? Seriously? Hold on... wait.

This is...

what?

SEARS?

>> No.7919348

Why would you even want a Touhou mat? Why not spend that on a billion posters?

>> No.7919349

>>7919320
looks like it's not sears but some random selling through sears. ...sorta like amazon.

>> No.7919352

>"Acces Denied"
Dropped

>> No.7919357

>It protects your valuable investment including your card covers or protectors from scratches from hard and rough surfaces.
damn now I realize how much of a nerd I was putting my magic cards on a cloth mat so the plastic covers wouldn't get dirty

>> No.7919358

>>7919330
seconding this. Yum.

>> No.7919363

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP


...kirby porn? I NEED IT

>> No.7919368

>>7919363
You have 630 items to choose from!

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/search_10153_12605?keyword=King+Dedede&vName=

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7919421

I thought this was a deep troll, but it's real.

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>>7919421
I still think it's a deep troll.

And its name is Sears.

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7919469

>N/A Touhou Project Exciting PC/Mac Game

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