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Why doesn't ZUN make an eyepatch touhou?

>> No.7913272

>>7913264
Murasa should have had an eyepatch. Guess you'll have to wait for a pirate touhou.

>> No.7913273

There's already a Touhou with one eye, Kogasa.

>> No.7913293

>>7913273
I would show her my one-eyed touhou, if you're following me

>> No.7913298

because Zun himself is fetishproof. tides of the market doesn't affect him.

>> No.7913307

this leads to...what touhou would look more cool with a eyepatch?

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7913313

>>7913298
>fetishproof

I'm guessing you never played the PC-98 games or read any of the books that he wrote.

>> No.7913315

>>7913273
There needs to be a Rider type touhou. A blind touhou.

>> No.7913331

there needs to be a quadriphlegic touhou

>> No.7913340

there need to be an autistic touhou whom a jper would love to identify as himself

>> No.7913347

>>7913340
>autistic touhou
But there already is, all of them.

>> No.7913351

>>7913340
But there are.
Some of them get threads daily.

>> No.7913366

My old teacher was a 20-30-something woman who was generally considered very, very attractive, except for her eye prosthesis. I bet most of the male students had various intricate fantasies about that piece of glass.

Anyway, the best eyepatch is the subtle bandage+tape variety.

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