/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Did you have any interesting dreams lately /jp/?
Today I had a terrible nightmare.
I was in a house with some other people and satan offered us to send us to Gensokyo if we would survive for a hour in that house.
Of course that house was filled with deadly traps.
I somehow managed to hide in a room when Alice entered it to finish me off.
No idea how but I managed to dodge her deadly attacks and tore off an arm and a leg of her.
She was laying there helpless when I started to fondle her through her panties.
But I just couldn't bring myself to fuck her.For the rest of the time I hid in a closet until Satan opened it and told me that the hour is over.
I would be able to go to Gensokyo while the other people, including Alice, would suffer in hell.

Not the fear of getting killed was the bad thing about this dream, it was the realization that I am capable of doing such cruel things to Alice and that other people would suffer in hell because of me.After this I wanted to go to hell instead of them.
Weird, I don't even like Alice very much

[The Buttranger No.]

>>7910635
Last night I dreamed I was the most famous blogger on /jp/. Every time I made a thread, someone linked it in /a/ and I got 350 replies every single time I posted. I had to get a tripcode because I was so popular. Then on my 100th or so blog thread I turned in to Madoka, and /a/ went insane and started stalking me. I tried to hide without my tripcode, but everyone started shitposting against me. They could tell it was me, without my tripcode. /jp/ kept telling me to get out. Every time I replied and tried to deny that it was me, my reply got deleted in 15 seconds by the buttdevastated meido. I woke up sweating and have felt bad all morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7910652
That's why you've been acting like an animesuki forumite today.

OP, don't worry, sex is difficult in dreams. And don't feel bad in general. It's your subconscious being a dick as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck alice anyway

[Anonymous No.]

I also dream about having sex with Alice Margatroid!DoLLFaGERs

;__;

[The Buttranger No.]

>>7910663
I don't even know what animesuki is. What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7910663
I'm actually pretty damn happy that I didn't do lewd to Alice, it's more the fact that I even had the idea to do such a thing to her that ashames me

[Anonymous No.]

>>7910675
I mean you're not being your usual Buttrangery self today.

>>7910680
Alice is all about romance, after all.

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[The Buttranger No.]

>>7910714
That's because all the cretins are still asleep. They'll wake up in a few hours, and declare that euro /jp/ is cancer, while posting anime spam, and random shit threads. For now, I can enjoy /jp/, and save all these lewd pictures to fap to.

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>>7910751
No, Buttranger. You are the cancer.

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