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7900783 No.7900783 [Reply] [Original]

That feel when want to make shitty thread but can't think of a subject.

>> No.7900796
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Homu threads are always in high demand.

>> No.7900797

Do it like athens.

Say something about sexism or claim you're a girl.

>> No.7900793

Watch a movie, post a quote and a picture from said movie.

Do it every day at an obscure time.

>> No.7900794

I know that feel bro.

>> No.7900799

I usually post a touhou picture I've been fascinated by lately

>> No.7900808
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>go to theatre alone
>be awkward social retarded nerd with close to no friends
>go to buy a ticket
>put money on the counter
>mumble the movie I want to see
>the lady selling tickets says "one more time please" and smiles awkwardly
>repeat it
>she says "i'm sorry, I don't understand you. I'll have to call the manager"
>by now everyone around me is staring
>I stutter out "n-no wa- wait"
>she's already gone
>I stumble towards the door
>Behind me the manager is shouting "Excuse me sir, you forgot your money!"
>I turn my head towards the manager
>He looks confused
>Teenagers are pointing and trying to contain their laughter
>I continue towards the door
>trying to pull the door open, it wont open
>A teenager walks up to me, laughs and says "it's a push door"
>People start laughing
>I start crying and yell "I know"
>Everyone is laughing at this point, even the manager.
>I run out of the theatre and towards the bus
>Miss it by a few seconds
>Someone is approaching me while I wait for the next bus
>It's the manager
>"Sir, here's your money"
>He's trying not to laugh
>I thank him
>As he walks away, he says "see you, PULL up to our theater at any time" while grinning
>While i'm sitting on the bus i'm thinking of good comebacks that I could've used.
>At home, too worked up to download the movie.
>My dad asks me why i'm home already
>I say "my friends couldn't make it, we'll watch it tomorrow instead"
>Next day I tell my dad that i'm going to the theater again
>I go outside and hide in the woods for 2 hours

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>>7900808
That's a dayum shame.

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>>7900808

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Would you lick her sweaty muscles?

>> No.7900829

>>7900808
That was great. Post more from the same writer.

>> No.7900845

>>7900808
Damn Anon, these ones really hit home.

>> No.7900874

>>7900829
>>7900845
I also agree

>> No.7900895

>>7900808
I have some similar albeit not as pathetic stories.

One day I'll work up the courage to post them anonymously on the internet.

>> No.7900906

>>7900808
I-I know this is just trolling...but I think I'm crying a little bit now just from how much I empathize...

Please, someone help me

>> No.7900946

>>7900808
Who are you quoting?

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>>7900906
Man the fuck up and start posting MD Geist or some shit.

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