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7900550 No.7900550 [Reply] [Original]

Do you get hard at the idea of making a touhou pregnant and then running away? It turns me on for some reason

>> No.7900558

No.

Get help you sick fuck.

>> No.7900562

I would want to impregnate as many Touhous as possible with my negro children before making my escape.

>> No.7900563

i want to leave OP pregnant.

>> No.7900564

It gets you hard because humans that feel inclined to impregnate girls of youthful appearance and run away are likely to impregnate many in this fashion, increasing the likelihood that the genes that causes their inclination will be passed on

>> No.7900561

no. you're a faggot for getting turned on by that. kill yourself

>> No.7900566

reported

>> No.7900565

Hell no. That's terrible.

>> No.7900570

Bunch of mad nerds ITT. If it's such a big deal, then why don't you just knock them up before the OP gets a chance?

>> No.7900569

>>7900550
Of course not. That is amateurish.

I get hard of the idea of fucking Yukari over and over, and having her gap my penis into a different Touhou each time I'm about to cum so that I can so my seed on many different unsuspecting girls. I'd enjoy the panicked looks on their faces as they notice their growing bellies, wondering how it happened.

>> No.7900572

I enjoy the impregnating part, but I would rather stay and raise a happy family with my favorite Touhou.

Running away would be horrible.

>> No.7900582

>>7900569
As if Yukari would ever allow such a person to corrupt her eastern wonderland. She'd gap it into your own womb.

>> No.7900589

>>7900550
>>7900550
I just read a doujin where this picture could come true.

>> No.7900592

>>7900589
Which one?

>> No.7900600

I don't know about you guys but thinking about struggling pregnant girls who can't pay the bills and will do anything for money really gets me going. i played this fantasy out in violated heroine and oblivion and it was satisfying.

>> No.7900612

>>7900600
>girls who can't pay the bills and will do anything for money
I thought we agreed that 3D was pig disgusting

>> No.7900620

>>7900612
I wish we did. Just before >zun!bar was saying how he loves real women more than anything.

>> No.7900631

You really disgust me sometimes, /jp/.

>> No.7900634

>>7900612
When did I say anything about real women? I was talking about my erotic adventures in the Elder Scrolls.

In real life those kind of women would be doing meth or something. gross

>> No.7900643

You can't run away from touhou, she will track you down, swoop you up, and make you cook and take care of the baby she's out fighting.

>> No.7900662

I get the urge to grab your chin-chins and help castrate you guys sometimes. Is that bad?

>> No.7900705

>>7900662
Yes, since your name reminds me Mokou is one of the 5 Touhous I'd want to impregnate the most.

>> No.7900825

If your impregnated Touhou grasped your wrist as you got out of bed the morning after you came inside her, looked up at you with half-open, slightly teary eyes, and groggily said "Don't go...", would you still walk out on her?

>> No.7900859

>>7900825
no, I would disappear in the middle of the night, and then come back to check on her in secret. I would follow her around town and laugh each time she asked someone "have you seen my husband?" and then she'd be scared because she'd think something happened to me. Then every once in a while I'd send her a postcard just to see her cry

>> No.7900876

>>7900859
You're even worse than I thought. Are you sure you're not a normalfag?

>> No.7901112

I only wanted to run to her sister

>> No.7901137

>>7900550
you are a terrible person

>> No.7901132
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>>7901112
Screw you, anonymous. You made big sister cry.

>> No.7901134

>>7900876
Why wouldn't anyone do this?

>> No.7901145

>>7901134
Because it's absurdly cruel and spiteful.

>> No.7901150

>>7901145
You realize that is YOUR opinion.
Many people would find no problem doing such a thing.

>> No.7901164

>>7901150
And they are absurdly cruel and spiteful people.
Don't try the opinion card on this. It won't work.

>> No.7901181

>>7901164
You have been conditioned to believe that is "cruel and spiteful". To someone else it could be no more than a funny prank.

>> No.7901193

>>7901181
Oh, it's you again. And you're still delusional.

The impregnated Touhou you're leaving behind certainly doesn't think it's a funny prank.

>> No.7901207

>>7901193
If things got out of hand i'd come back to her life and tell her i had something very important to take care of.

>> No.7901212

>>7901193
That's probably true, but it doesn't matter if you never see her again, right?

>> No.7901218

>>7901212
Your lack of remorse is not welcome here.

>> No.7901222

>>7901207
That's not exactly foolproof...but that's beside the point.
You'd still have purposely caused her a lot of sadness, despair, and grief, all for a "funny prank."

>> No.7901229

>>7901212
It matters quite a bit. Do you really place so little value on other people's feelings?

>> No.7901236

>>7901218
>>7901229
Why don't you realize that your so-called "remorse" and "empathy" are merely rules to restrict you. Imagine the possibilities.

>> No.7901251

>>7901236
I can imagine the possibilities; I'm talking to one of them right now. And I don't like what I'm hearing.

>> No.7901256

Such whiners. Misery and suffering? The bitch should be estatic I felt her worthy enough to blast her uterus full of my seed and the gift of a superior child.

>> No.7901259

>>7901256
>superior child.
>/jp/
Ok.

>> No.7901264

>>7901251
Just think about the thrill of knowing somewhere out there is something you've created, but you don't have to worry about it. You could do this multiple times and no one would know.

>> No.7901274

>>7901264
I can see the appeal, but it's not worth the pain it would cause. Not by a long shot.

>> No.7901285

>>7901274
The "pain" is really just an added bonus. Even if you really cared, they would get over it in a few years.

>> No.7901289

>>7901274
ask yourself, is there ANYTHING in this life that is worth the pain we have to endure?

I might ask well disregard everything and everyone and not give a fuck about anyone except myself.

>> No.7901294

>>7901285
...an added bonus?

I don't think I can talk to you anymore. Everything you say is so incredibly amoral; it's like talking to a bad movie villain.

>> No.7901303

>>7901289
Of course there is. You think so too, or you would have already killed yourself.

>> No.7901307

>>7901294
We are all amoral because there is no such thing as objective morality. I think you mean to say I'm immoral by your definitions.

>> No.7901309

>>7901307
I know damn well what I said. Do you even realize how empty a justification that is?

>> No.7901310 [DELETED] 

does this genre of music even have a name?

>> No.7901319

>>7901309
I don't think I can justify myself to you. You seem determined to be closed-minded and not consider what my morals are.

>> No.7901336

>>7901319
If this is closed-minded, I don't want to be open.
You're right. Looking at the stuff you would do for fun and your self-centered moral code, you can't justify yourself to me. Or anyone, really.
But you should be fine with that.

>> No.7901387

>>7901336
Aren't you just as self-centered as he is?

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>>7900859
>no, I would disappear in the middle of the night, and then come back to check on her in secret. I would follow her around town and laugh each time she asked someone "have you seen my husband?" and then she'd be scared because she'd think something happened to me. Then every once in a while I'd send her a postcard just to see her cry
I love this idea.

>>7901222
>You'd still have purposely caused her a lot of sadness, despair, and grief, all for a "funny prank."
But isn't that the entire point of doing it? Isn't it interesting to see all that sadness, despair and grief?

>> No.7901786

ITT: sadists pieces of shit show why the world is better place as long they're left alone on the internets.

>> No.7902056

>you will never make a 2hu a single mother ;_;

>> No.7902061
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7902061

I get hard at the idea of making a touhou pregnant then forcing the baby in the womb to listen to dubstep.

>> No.7902081
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7902081

I cannot think about Touhous in that manner.

They have rooted themselves like real people in my mind.

>> No.7902097
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7902097

Why would you do that? Don't you have any idea how adorable your own little daughter would be?

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>>7900569

/thread

>> No.7902125

>>7902120
sick post brah

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>>7900825
Oh god, this thread.

>> No.7902336

No, but I do have a fantasy involving adventures with a fairy across Gensokyo. She'd be like my own daughter and I'd watch her play silly pranks and have fun.

>> No.7902343

ITT:Neitzche wannabes and sociopaths argue that morality is subjective and making the fallacy of using it to justify their sociopathic tendencies.

I love you /jp/.

>> No.7902349

>>7902343
Go to bed Plato.

>> No.7902356

>>7902349
But he's right.

>> No.7902365

>>7902343
If they successfully argued in favor of morality being subjective, then there would be no fallacy in using said argument as a premise to "justify" their "immoral" actions.

>> No.7902368

>>7902331
Don't worry. If you're upset about it, it mean's you're a good person.

>> No.7902376

>>7902365
>Confusing societal morals, the basis for actions regarding morality with personal ideologies and morals

Go away Mr. I just took s highschool philosophy course and now I think I'm Neitzche.

>> No.7902384

I've liking that "i'm fine with it so it's ok" logic too ruining other people's lives.
Never leave the basement, sadists. It's better for everyone that way; other people don't have to deal with you, and you don't get the shit beat out of you when you go around acting like a total asshole.

>> No.7902415

I probably could somewhat understand your fantasy, OP, if it involved some 3dpd slut, but... a touhou? Fuck you, disgusting piece of shit, you make me sick.

>> No.7902782

The problem is that there are amost no men in Gensenkyo. Yet there are constantly more fairies, youkai, and human mages being born- nearly all female.
This seems to strongly to suggest there that the magicians and magical creatures there have no problem conceving with just two females or even through parthenogenisis.
In short, they have absolutely no use for OP, and he would either be eaten or beaten to death for trying. And assuming he did succeed in cumming inside one of them, a simple spell would abort the bastard child instantly.

>> No.7902796

>>7902782
That might be true if they had any knowledge of that stuff. As it is, they would probably think whoever is pregnant is just sick.

>> No.7902809

I'm not so twisted like you guys about procreating. If I manage really to impregnate somebody, I'm going to take full responsibility, with pleasure. after all, kids can be fun, and I never had a real family, so its something I want to try. also, c'mon, if you manage to have sex with your favourite touhou and the love is mutual, you will really be able to left her, after a life of full of lonliness?

>> No.7902826

Madotsukivomit goes with every post ITT, including this one.

>> No.7902826,1 [INTERNAL] 

Meido strikes again!

>> No.7902826,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>7902826,1
But why? This thread was completely on-topic and had plenty of actual discussion. Are we really not allowed to post anything other than daily dose memes and imagedumps?

>> No.7902826,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>7902826,2
No, those get deleted as well. There's no difference between these threads and the "wat 2hu u fuk?" threads except improper spelling.

http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php

>> No.7902826,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>7902826,3
That, and the fact that this thread evokes discussion. And the fact that this thread touches a subject that never gets any discussion. That, and the fact that there are actually interesting responses.

...wait. How was this thread similar to "wat 2hu u fuk?" threads again?

>> No.7902826,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>7902826,4
>How was this thread similar to "wat 2hu u fuk?" threads again?
He doesn't like them.

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