/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So you finally make it to Gensokyo. You're no idiot, so you know that the safest course of action would be to go to the human village and try to find a way to sustain yourself, maybe get your bearings before visiting a shrine or Kourindou.
As you walk through the streets, no notice Hieda no Akyu, who you remember to be the one that is the most friendly and knowledgeable person you're likely to meet for a while.
You two take an interest in eachother, you telling her about the outside world and her telling you things you wanted to know about Gensokyo.
Feeling a bit curious, you inquire about youer waifu. She tells you everything that you wanted to hear, but at the end she says something that stops you in your tracks.
>"She's also happily married, and has been for eleven years."

How would you respond to this situation, Anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

what anime is bad apple girl from?

[wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

who the HELL is she married too

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up, bitch, Shinigami can't get married.

[Anonymous No.]

Fanfiction shit goes on pooshlmer.

[Anonymous No.]

If she's everything I wanted to be, there's no way she'd be married.

[The Buttranger No.]

Ask about mai second waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>"She's also happily married, and has been for eleven years."

Aya's married.
I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be too much of a burden to imagine actually getting with my waifu, so I guess I'm happy for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Little girls don't get married.

[Anonymous No.]

Alice is married ?
No way.

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

>>7895033
What you get for waiting 11 years to get into Gensokyo

ps. you better not try to come up here to the youkai mountain and start shit with us i'll fuck you up