ZUN wants to make a new Touhou based on your country, much like Meiling or Remilia. What's her name? What are her powers about? What is she dressed like?

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Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:04:10 2011 No.7881874 [Reply] [Original]

ZUN wants to make a new Touhou based on your country, much like Meiling or Remilia.
What's her name? What are her powers about? What is she dressed like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:05:06 2011 No.7881877 I would say Ireland but we already have Suika as the town drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:06:39 2011 No.7881880 Koishi

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:08:40 2011 No.7881887 File: 1.26 MB, 1280x1820, 1291219731774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:09:09 2011 No.7881894 File: 44 KB, 465x310, arton1296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] France: Aïsha

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:10:38 2011 No.7881896 >>7881887 get out of /jp/ amerifat your kind isn't welcome here

>>	Necrobrotent Sat Sep 17 18:11:08 2011 No.7881899 Stealing shit, leading the free youkai world. USA-tan would obviously be a Nurarihyon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:11:09 2011 No.7881902 File: 1.26 MB, 2322x1587, Eesti_rahvarõivad-EE_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She'd be wearing my country's national clothing of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:14:39 2011 No.7881910 >>7881877 Damn beat me too it!.....Could throw Yuugi into the mix there also I guess...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:16:40 2011 No.7881918 File: 371 KB, 650x857, heaventan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ever read Watosato's Iku and Tenshi doujin? That's what a Colombian Touhou would be like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:16:40 2011 No.7881919 File: 139 KB, 480x360, 1281632184308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OKTOBERFEESST Wears a dirndl Attacks with beamspams of bear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:21:43 2011 No.7881942 File: 7 KB, 228x221, sombrero.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yep

>>	The Buttranger Sat Sep 17 18:22:43 2011 No.7881952 She'd wear designer clothes for coons. Her spellcard would be mouth-bomb... a torrent of filthy verbal abuse. She'd have a very short temper, be ugly and sexually deviant. UK-chan would be enemies with most Touhou, and indifferent to the others.

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp Sat Sep 17 18:27:16 2011 No.7881969 File: 132 KB, 600x800, alice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7881952 Fancy a shag, love?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:27:16 2011 No.7881971 >>7881918 WHY ARE YOU NOT TRANSLATED YET

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:33:40 2011 No.7881980 >>7881952 She also bans: Youmu's swords Sakuya's Knifes Meiling Any weapon and takes any offense to Ichirin as ''super-nazi racism''

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:37:41 2011 No.7881992 >>7881980 >Meiling also Yuugi and Suika horns? Remilia teeth? why I'm laughing so much?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:44:45 2011 No.7882012 >>7881992 it's funney becoos it's true she also installs CCTV on every place, oh and she is also half Yumemi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:45:46 2011 No.7882018 File: 336 KB, 680x917, 1225844399642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's already a Sonic carhop in Touhou, so I've got nothing for America.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:45:55 2011 No.7882020 I can't wait for the chav Touhou. Hoodie Sign 「Anti-Social Behavioural Order」

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 18:46:51 2011 No.7882025 American Anti-christ

The Buttranger Sat Sep 17 18:59:43 2011 No.7882070

UK-chan - She lets loose a devastating array of autistic projectile patterns during danmaku. Each projectile is a glass shard from a half-empty bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale.

After you defeat her at the end of stage 1, she collapses in the front of an asian petrol station, and drowns in a puddle of her own puke, her soiled underwear half way down her pants.

I really miss 3D women.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:01:44 2011 No.7882076

A belgian touhou. I guess she has heavy schizophrenia. One of her personnality bought the house and then became lazy and doesn't do anything anymore. The other didn't do anything but is now a heavy worker that blame every problem on the other side.

She eats waffles and fries all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:07:14 2011 No.7882110 Mexifag here. Our touhou should be a plumed serpent or a chupacabra. or a lazy, sombrero wearing bum Also, why the fuck isn't there a Baba Yaga touhou.?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:09:45 2011 No.7882119 Moot should rename all boards /int/ to remind my why I don't come to 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:09:45 2011 No.7882120 File: 81 KB, 639x800, 1315161268001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probably like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:12:16 2011 No.7882141 >>7882120 I now know where there is sexual tourism in yo' country.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:15:45 2011 No.7882155 >>7882110 No Mexicans in Gensokyo, they would take jobs from all the other Touhou's and undercut their wages. Not to mention that they just got their through an illegal portal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:15:45 2011 No.7882150 >>7882141 I mean "why".

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:17:16 2011 No.7882161 >>7882120 I like your country!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:19:52 2011 No.7882169 >>7882155 Where is that fucking portal. I'll hide 3kg of coke in my anus for you if you tell me where the portal is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:23:18 2011 No.7882180 >>7882169 In the basement of /jp/ Manor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:24:48 2011 No.7882185 >>7882180 Our manor is held by a mexican drug cartel? It explain why the mods are so lazy.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:27:17 2011 No.7882197

Country: United States

Name: Amanda Smith

Abilities: Power of idiocy, ability to induce unlimited amounts of stupidity in others.

Species: Pig yokai

Dress: Blue sweatshirt, white sweatpants, red sweatband, white sneakers. She is fat and thus has a hitbox twice the size of Letty's. Seems to favor survival cards (being an idiot, she calls them "Survivor cards.") Removing her sweatband is unwise (see Rumia).

Bullet types: Triplet formations involving a large red oval inside two smaller yellow ovals (burgers), yellow lasers that explode into 'rice bullets' (fries), incredibly dense showers of small white spheres (milkshake), green amulets (DOLLA BILLZ).

Attitude: A ditzy and extremely annoying valley girl. She is inordinately interested in Reimu's hairless armpits. Thinks Marisa is a lesbian and rages about it. Challenges Sanae to a food fight and implies that the green miko will always be a virgin. Mistakes Sakuya for a man and starts hitting on her. Thinks Youmu is square and "GOFFIK", and thus not worthy of her attention.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:35:47 2011 No.7882243 I propose a rule: no American Touhous or Americans in Gensokyo at all. This motion passes with a overwhelming majority.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:36:47 2011 No.7882254 File: 98 KB, 800x900, 11892 - Captain_America ICS Marvel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Star-shaped danmaku. Laser Beam "stripes" Gimmick danmaku is a round Captain America-like shield that goes out and returns to her during boss fights.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:36:47 2011 No.7882255 >>7882243 Just be thankful I couldn't find a picture for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:37:16 2011 No.7882264 File: 35 KB, 448x520, 1218867712595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7882255 How about this, samefag?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:38:47 2011 No.7882267 >>7882254 She comes to Gensokyo and fancies herself a hero since Gensokyo clearly needs America's help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:38:47 2011 No.7882269 >>7882264 Too skinny.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Sep 17 19:39:48 2011 No.7882278 >>7882197 If you're trying to portray what I think you are, since Gensokyo is a place where lost things and things nobody believes in ends up, wouldn't an American touhou be compassionate and intelligent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:43:49 2011 No.7882302 >>7882278 ...Christ, totally true. Mind is blown. So maybe a Native American type touhou, instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:44:48 2011 No.7882306 >>7882243 how about moot just bans all americunts from /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:46:18 2011 No.7882321 >>7882254 No. Go back to >>>/a/ amerifat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:47:49 2011 No.7882327 >>7882306 That would be nice. Too bad he is a stupid fucking americunt himself. Retards stand by retards I guess...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:47:49 2011 No.7882328 Hmm, perhaps OP is a subtle troll...still, I'm enjoying the thread concept.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:49:20 2011 No.7882338 Americans - lazy theifs they are marisa kirisame

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:49:50 2011 No.7882337
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>raving european asspain

I love how every thread on /jp/ today is infested with crybaby eurofucks today. Enjoy your economic collapse. Work hard, millions of welfare leeches in Greece are counting on you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:50:19 2011 No.7882345 File: 662 KB, 1000x1000, BoredSuwako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I guess this is what happens when /jp/ and /int/ have a bastard child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:50:20 2011 No.7882340 >>7882337 >/b/utthurt americunt >>>/a/ >>>/v/ >>>/b/ amerifats aren't allowed on /jp/ get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:50:51 2011 No.7882343 >>7882337 Reported. Go back to >>>/v/ you stupid, immature amerifat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:51:19 2011 No.7882346 >>7882340 let the asspain flow

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:51:50 2011 No.7882349
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>Wife of the former Oba of Oyo called Shango (another Yoruba Orisha, see below)
>is said to have turned into a river in Osogbo.
>The Yoruba clerics ascribed to her Sensuality, Beauty and Gracefulness, symbolizing both their people's search for clarity and a flowing motion.
>She is associated with several powers, including abilities to heal with cool water, induction of fertility and the control of the feminine essence.
>The Yoruba traditions describe her as being fond of babies and her intervention is sought if a baby becomes ill.
>Oshun is also known for her love of honey.

African Queen/Goddess known for being sensual, loving honey and liking kids. The doujins practically write themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:52:19 2011 No.7882353 I wish there were an American Touhou so I could fap to the guro and rape doujins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:52:50 2011 No.7882354 >>7882337 >/jp/ >work hard >not leeching benefits AHAHAHA!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:54:52 2011 No.7882363 Brazilian Touhou... no thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:56:51 2011 No.7882366 An american touhou would take all of gensokyo's resources and burn them, then go on a mission to take everyone elses stuff while getting dumber and dumber and that would be the game. TH14

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:57:50 2011 No.7882373 File: 622 KB, 953x1549, 3242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Viking/Valkyrie? I am very okay with this. Name: Brynhildr (or something..) Norway btw.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 19:58:19 2011 No.7882375 File: 19 KB, 400x500, hi5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7882366 >>7882353

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:00:21 2011 No.7882384 >>7882349 Americans and now niggers in my gensokyo. Sorry but I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:02:22 2011 No.7882393 Got to get it off my chest now Caboose Clobbered eurofags should go to /int/, no one gives a fuck about nationality.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:07:21 2011 No.7882404
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I think we can all agree on this: Americans are all Yukkuri. They have the same intelligence and physical traits*, and we like to see them meet the same kinds of deaths.

*I hope I'm not offending any Yukkuri out there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:07:21 2011 No.7882405 >>7882393 >asspained americunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:08:24 2011 No.7882412 >>7882405 ‎>gangbuttraped greentexting reportee

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:11:24 2011 No.7882420
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Ungnyeo (웅녀 / 熊女)
The bear that became a woman by locking herself in a cave feeding on garlic. On the 21th day she became a beautiful loli and was impregnated by the god Hwanung, and gave birth to the founder of Corea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:14:54 2011 No.7882427 >>7882404 >>7882366 >>7882384 >>7882353 >>7882343 >>7882340 >>7882338 >>7882321 >>7882306 >>7882327 >>7882302 >>7882278 >>7882267 >>7882243 >>7882197 >>7882025 >>7881899 >>7881896 Yeah, we get it, you hate America. You can stop reminding us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:15:54 2011 No.7882428 SEE?! Amanda Smith is in here right now, sending us ever further down the path of cretinism (she says "creationism", but don't listen to her).

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:21:53 2011 No.7882444 A catholic touhou in the style of Our Lady of Guadalupe. She's also a skeleton.

The Buttranger Sat Sep 17 20:22:23 2011 No.7882451
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>>7882427
US-chan

900lbs
Opens a McDonalds after bulldozing Sanae's shrine
Secretly puts her weapons into space to kill everyone at a moments notice
Steals things all the time
Lies about everything
Has back pain due to over-sized chest
Hangs out with the smart Touhou, like Cirno
Suffers permenant Dunning-Kruger
Poisons the food supply with HFCS
Buys all the healthy food and burns it
Steals money from Reimu's donation box

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:22:52 2011 No.7882453

French Touhou?

Marie LaFière, a short-tempered magic user.
Her power would change in nature depending on her mood.

She'd wear a somewhat frilly green and white dress, and leather boots.
And have runes engraved on her arms, acting as heat sinks to dissipate excesses of magic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:29:25 2011 No.7882476 >>7882451 Hahaha, nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:30:56 2011 No.7882481 >>7882451 lulz take that americunts

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:32:24 2011 No.7882490 File: 7 KB, 135x150, Reimu_Hakusei_by_Mistystuffer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] american touhou

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:35:54 2011 No.7882501 Actually, Americans can't fit through the portal to become Touhous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:46:57 2011 No.7882539 File: 195 KB, 429x600, チルノ。。。.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7882481 No uppercase letters. No periods. And "lulz". Come back when you learn how to type. Also, American here posting.

The Buttranger Sat Sep 17 20:50:34 2011 No.7882554

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:53:03 2011 No.7882563 >>7882539 >American here posting. that explains the fat shitposting now get out americunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:55:01 2011 No.7882567 File: 404 KB, 1224x792, Teutonic_Knights_WIP_by_Ifckdyogurlfrend.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] at the very least my culture doesn't have a shortage of frilly headgear

>>	The Buttranger Sat Sep 17 20:56:30 2011 No.7882568 >>7882562 Me on the left. He pushes all my buttons.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:57:59 2011 No.7882572

>Look up Malay ghost legends
>The Malay equivalent of a shaman is called a 'Bomoh'
>They can summon spirits:
>Cricket spirit created from the tongue of a stillborn child
>Loli spirit from dead fetus
>A Hantu Raya (Great Ghost) which can shapeshift but is confined to a small area

It's practically enough for a whole new touhou game.
Also extra boss will be a pontianak.

This is much more interesting than any proper personification of the country could be

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 20:58:00 2011 No.7882576
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I find it funny how all the Europeans are complaining and stereotyping about Americans on a American board and none of the Americans are saying anything about the Europeans. Stay classy, Europeans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:00:00 2011 No.7882580 >>7882576 suck my cock fatty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:02:28 2011 No.7882583 a Quetzalcoatl touhou. easy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:02:29 2011 No.7882585 >>7882576 It's other Americans trying to be funny. Moron.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:04:29 2011 No.7882593 >>7882576 typical blind fatass americunt

>>	The Buttranger Sat Sep 17 21:05:29 2011 No.7882597 >>7882585 Moran* Fixed that for you, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:12:00 2011 No.7882618 >>7882597 Moron.

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:12:30 2011 No.7882616
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>much like Meiling or Remilia.
Meiling, OK from China. But Remilia? What's she supposed to be? If you think she comes from Romania only because she is an vampire you're pretty small-mindedsuck my cock dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:13:30 2011 No.7882620 Lithuania-tan would be the least popular Touhou. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:21:33 2011 No.7882641 File: 296 KB, 738x3939, latvian_jokes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7882620 I've been browsing /int/ for years, but I have not a single Lithuania picture, only Estonia and Latvia

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:24:04 2011 No.7882649 BIG AMERICAN TITTIES loud and obnoxious but she fucks shit up when others are in trouble #1

>>	The Buttranger Sat Sep 17 21:24:04 2011 No.7882650 >>7882641 I laughed really hard at this. >>7882618 ゆっくりしていってね

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:34:09 2011 No.7882680 File: 68 KB, 500x500, france.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a touhou based on my country? seem cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:48:38 2011 No.7882723 File: 73 KB, 560x357, ｲｽﾗﾑ女性のベールの種類.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7882680 The Japanese nowadays associate France mostly with Islam and black people, though

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:50:10 2011 No.7882727 >>7882723 But that's because they're angry for ruining Paris

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:50:11 2011 No.7882728 >>7882723 but...eye'm black. And islamic (I've multiple waifus.)

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:51:11 2011 No.7882732 >>7882723 Sounds about right

Anonymous Sat Sep 17 21:56:12 2011 No.7882741
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But there already is Momiji for Canada.

As for my background, Ireland, she would have to be drunk all the time and I guess short like a leprechaun since I guess that an Irish thing.... oh wait a second suika.

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