/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What does /jp/ think about Yuuka "bloodbath" Kazami ?

[DerpyMcFlerpinSterp No.]

Aw so cute <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865190
Canon is overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

My favorite touhou <3

[Anonymous No.]

...how powerful is Yuuka? where she's placed in the touhou power ranking?
just thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865297
very high

[Anonymous No.]

she's mean

[Anonymous No.]

I hate that interpretation. Yuuka may kill people sometimes but she's always classy when doing so.

>>7865297
Near top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865312
Alice has nice tits in that one.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7865343
It was a good doujin. Too bad there are so few decent touhou lezdom doujins

[Anonymous No.]

It's always surprised me that I've never seen a Yuuka / Poison Ivy picture.
Seems like they'd get along magnificently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865378
Poison Ivy wishes she was as good as Yuka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865390
This. Poison Ivy is just some nerd who got involved with chemicals too much. Yuuka is the real deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865430
>>7865390
Well, maybe then a picture where Yuuka takes Ivy down a peg? I dunno, just seems like something obvious that hasn't been done yet, so it's surprising to me.

[Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER No.]

Even that lead up to OP's picture.

[Anonymous No.]

Greg "IdrA" Fields thread?

Just kidding. I love Yuka, she is the best touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm planning on making a cloth Yuuka doll. I just need to figure out if I want 'realistic doll' hair, or just cut out cloth hair. Also finding a sunflower button that is the right size for the dress is proving to be difficult.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7865466
She is definitely the best Touhou. Embodies the three concepts of elegance, subtle menace, and frilly clothing in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865487
Just don't be a Pedonymous. Post pictures of her when you're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865510
I will try to remember to do so. It's not going to be a small doll, like you pictured, but more of a long arm/legged doll. This way the dress is bigger and easier to work with.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7865510
That's pretty cute. I could probably scare off small insects like spiders and shit like that with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865203
I got chills looking at this image.

[Anonymous No.]

I think flamethrowers and molotovs, incendiary rocket-propelled grenades and 50% tracer round GAU-8s

[Anonymous No.]

karbo drew yuuka and didn't even make her eat anyone. what a tool

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865312
Source? I'm not sure how much I trust "a-s-an-m-www.hentairules.net-15.jpg".

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865583
Doing it wrong. You should be file searching on ExHentai.

http://www.mediafire.com/?bugu4kjkgkc9bfu

[Anonymous No.]

Stop making Yuuka look menacing. She's just moe. Yes. Youkai moe~♥

[Anonymous No.]

Yuuka is mai waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865693
O yes, so moe~

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7865454
I quickly and carefully explain I use it for edurance training because I love her so much and want to make sure I'm good enough to please her.

[Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER No.]

She has been holding back.

[Necrobrotent No.]

You really had to go with the ultimate sadistic creature bit for this thread?

Really?

I am incredibly dissapointed in you meme forcing anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865875
I agree, especially when erotic, moe Yuuka is so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd.

Elegant and lovely Yuka is best Yuka.

[Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA8OAk5ZDt8

[I<3flan !KC51ENe6Kk No.]

>>7865190
Well she does seem happy..

[Anonymous No.]

ＣＨＡＡＪＩＩ！！　ＧＯ　ＧＯ　ＹＵＵＫＡ！　ＧＯ　ＧＯ　ＹＵＵＫＡ
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[Anonymous No.]

>>7865967
Sorry but I'll be over here with >>7865939

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866024
So erotic~

And yet so moe~

Only a high-class youkai like Yuuka can be buck naked and still be more moe than lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865190
I don't like it as much as her other incarnations because she loses her composure. I like blood bath Yuuka as long as she doesn't come off as a common serial killer. I like to imagine Yuuka as not giving a fuck unless you mess with her flowers then she'll kill you disdainfully as casually as killing a fly, then she goes back to what she was doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865487
If you could find a way to install glowing red irises that turn on and off with a light sensor...that would be an epic Yuuka doll...oh, and make solar powered...cause its Yuuka and all.

[Anonymous No.]

I like pictures of her making bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866122
if you manage to insert also a move sensor and a voice chip that says stuff like "stop masturbating!" "don't procrastinate!" "go make a shower, you stink!" etc., I'm disposed to pay for it.

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>>7866131

Wouldn't that make her a cannibal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866154
is that a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866154
I would let her eat me.

[Anonymous No.]

the abyss looks back

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866159

Well, thinking about it...

no.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7866168
Pasta incomming...

Yuuka grabs a hold of your hand and begins licking your fingertips ever so seductively, nibbling little by little at your skin. She sucks your finger a little longer, savoring you. You smile and place your hand on her head. Just as you do this, she shoots a smile back at you, only you can actually sense the malice behind hers that is not present in yours. She sucks harder, licks more furiously and her teeth sink down further and further.

Tighter, tighter, tighter. Her mouth closes around your finger gradually. You feel her teeth begin to pierce through your skin, her tongue wrapping around to catch the blood trickling slowly from the opening she makes.

Pleasure turns to pain. You begin to feel your finger tearing apart. When you feel as if you can't take it anymore, you hear it, the one defining sound that tells you she's done playing with her meal. The crunching of bone inside her mouth. Your mind takes a second to realize how much pain you're in. You scream at the top of your lungs and attempt to pull out, but she keeps hr firm grip on you. You've pulled out slightly, enough to spray her face with your bodily fluids. For a second, she doesn't resist, and smiles, scooping up your nectar with her free and and giving it a taste. She puts you back into her mouth and sucks even more furiously, as you let out a stream into her mouth that doesn't seem to be ending. You try to hold it back, but it won't stop flooding into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866208
As you try to resist again, she forces you down to the ground and presses her body weight against you to pin you down. She continues her meal, moving further down your hand, eating little by little. The pain is unbearable, but it's far too late to turn back now. You are at her mercy, as she eats you little by little, finding pleasure in your twisted facial expression and moans of agony. In the midst of your painful ordeal, you feel something else, something down in your nether regions. You can't look down, you dare not even look anywhere below your neck right now, but you can certainly feel something. You realize what it is as you try to focus on it, and it's enough for you to face your fear and actually look down for clarification.

There she is, eyes closed, now up to your elbow sucking you dry with her closed eyes. You look down further and see her wildly grinding her hips, dry humping you as she bites down. She opens her left eye halfway, as if sensing that you've realized what she was doing. Her smile widens, she pulls you out of her mouth and moves her face up to yours. Paralyzed with a mixture of fear and excitement, you're too stunned to realize that she's just pressed her lips, stained with your blood, against your own. Her tongue slides past your lips easily, and intertwines with your own. Her lower body moves more furiously. She presses her crotch down harder on yours. As you proceed to slide your tongue into her mouth to return the kiss you realize it was a trap a moment too late. Her teeth snap down on your tongue like a bear trap. You attempt to pull away, but she holds your head in place with both hands. Ripping, tearing, pain. She's now chewing your tongue, sucking the stump of flesh in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866215
You can't scream anymore. You try, but nothing comes out. You try to flail around and push her off you, but she's got you pinned. She pulls her face away from yours after swallowing your tongue, and licks the blood off her lips. She slides one of her hands down your chest, making her way to your trousers and slowly removes them just enough to pull your member out. She holds you down onto the floor with her right hand as she pulls her skirt up. From your angle, you're only able to catch a glimpse of her thigh, but she's pulled her skirt up enough for your member to be hidden under it as well. She presses down slowly. You cannot see what's going on under her skirt, but you feel a warm, moist opening engulfing you. Little by little, she inches her way down.

Finally, you feel the warmth wrap around your member from the base up. The hand that was holding you down on the floor moves up to your neck. You consciously take a big gulp, but cannot resist anymore when you feel her hand clamp around your throat. Pain screams from multiple points of your body, but the somewhere mixed in with this pain is pleasure. Your wind pipe is being crushed, your vision fades ever so slowly. She rocks her hips ferociously, her head is cocked back, mouth wide open, but you can no longer hear anything coming from those lips. Your vision completely darkens. In the darkness your body feels weightless. The pain is no longer there, you only feel pleasure. You were blessed enough to receive your final orgasm before your slumber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866219
lovely as ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866208
>>7866215
>>7866219

brb

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866208
>>7866215
>>7866219
Fuck. I just fapped today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866154
I don't think she's actually a plant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866219
>>7866215
>>7866208
>>7866168
Is it bad I imagined her like this when I read that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866253
and certainly not a species of the wheat variety

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866257
whatever works for you. I'm not going to a knock a man for his fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866253

If she wasn't a plant, how would she give such wonderful antenae jobs?

[Anonymous No.]

She needs friends. Even when she tries to be nice, she either screws it up or her reputation scares people away.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sl­ut.

[Anonymouse No.]

>>7866281
>Anonymous
Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866257
beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Babies crawling on the ceiling

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7866311
...I don't like this.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7866311
They're a bitch to get rid of, but I know a hell of an exterminator.

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>>7866317

That's indescribably sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866321
yeah. I mean drugs are nice and all, but I would think opiates wouldn't be effective on yuuka.
If they are, it's kind of ironic

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>>7866342
well, actually I'm really curious about Yuuka's biology. she have a skeleton? its made of a wood-like tissue? she have lungs?
I know, magic, but whatever.

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>>7866341
who of you guys made that comic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866352

i like to imagine her body working as a sunflower, with sap in the place of blood and all. The parasol would be to regulate the ammount of sun she would absorb.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7866362
My memory may be faulty on this, but I seem to recall it's older than /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866376
older than /jp/?
paint me surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866311
Chiriakuta really is the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866381
He is telling the truth. I saw this in /a/ pre-split.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866428
well, I can only trust you guys. I never stepped out gurochan before 2007.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866461
I heard you guys had a furry problem years ago. Was it really that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

still waiting for a yuuka vs yuugi apocalyptic earth scorching battle doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>7866527

Coming soon to the nearest porn folder

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>>7866490
yeah, most people complained about it, considering that there was already a entire chan for them. I left before the furry wars because I was tired of the rising homo and cuntboys, but I've heard somewhere that it remained down for some time.
now they have put up a board for furries, but the overall quality of the guro material looks greatly diminished to me. there's also a oekaki, full of terribad art obiouvsly.

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderful, lovely Yuuka.

[Anonymous No.]

yuuka a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>7867435
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Khorne is pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

A youkai! Yes! Youkai moe~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7871042
the only other face like that I've ever seen was on a ms paint Neko Arc...
what could that possibly mean?!

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>>7871078
Hmm..

Possibly nothing

Also, those images of Yuuka just smiling at the viewer, where you don't know whether she's got ill intent at her mind or she's just being lovely at the moment, are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7871092
quite the refined taste

[Anonymous No.]

~

[Anonymous No.]

>>7871115

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>>7866352
She's just an ordinary young woman who happens to be absurdly strong and durable and also embody plants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7871115
Dawwww

Yuuka is not evil. She's just a misunderstood soul. She just wants to bring joy to all the children!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7871092
I agree entirely.

The extent of her ill intent is usually just to mess with people by making them guess her intent.

[Anonymous No.]

what if you had yuuka as ur mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>7871165
things would be different around here

[Anonymous No.]

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[Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER No.]

>>7871165
If Yuka was my dad things would be different around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wait, stop! I love you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7871184
she hits you because she loves you, silly

[Anonymous No.]

>Wait, stop! I love you!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7871184

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>>7871200
Those two are great. We desperately need more doujins like them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Floex !2dWQG/dNBk No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7871281
...I love this guy art.

[Anonymous No.]

...
...how's it look?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I could kill more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7871387
BAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>7871407
...hmph...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bend over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7871517
Gladly.
If it is for Yuuka-sama i am willing to do anything~

Now, feel free to punish me in any way you wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7871165

I would've been the best student on all my classes.

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[Anonymous No.]

Yuuka would have a wonderful time working at the Gensokyo Kindergarten

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7872708

What are you, some kind of sadist?