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7859182 No.7859182 [Reply] [Original]

how long do you reckon you would last if you stuck your dick inside flay allstars hairy minge
ive been training myself for the day i finally get to stic my tiny prick in her greasy kfc family bucket with one of them stamina training kts and i can last almost 17 whole minutes now

>> No.7859194

The way you described it is really hot. I'm going to jerk off.

>> No.7859190

Half a nano second.

>> No.7859199
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7859199

wat

>> No.7859198

Probably not very long. I'm still a virgin, and the only time I was sexually intimate with a girl, I ejaculated while she was putting the condom on me.

>> No.7859204

Having trained myself with large sized dildo's the simple stimulation on my penis is no longer enough to make me cum.

Long story short, i could go on forever or untill my hips give out.

>> No.7859205

That fucking description made my stomach growl.

>> No.7859209

>>7859182
I would probably last about 0 seconds before Kira destroys me.

>> No.7859210

stretch your cock dave

>> No.7859214

she wouldn't last a second if I got serious

>> No.7859215
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7859215

But she's dead, like she should be.

Fucking 3DPD bitch in 2D form.

>> No.7859219 [DELETED] 

>>7859198
That's nothing. I busted a nut when a girl was tutoring me in math back in Middle School. She was really close and she was touching my hand and I went off. Not precum either, I blasted a whole nut. Luckily she had to report back to the teacher giving me enough to time to change into my Gym shorts, exit through the back door and run home. (I lived a block away.)

>> No.7859220

>>7859215
fuck ur mum

>> No.7859235

>>7859215
she not dead animes dont die, they go to better place

>> No.7859248
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>> No.7859245

>>7859214
that's kira's line you imposter.
you wouldn't last a second against kira if he got serious

>> No.7859252

That's some description you got there OP, you should really look into writing erotic novels.

>> No.7859253
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>>7859248

>> No.7859260

>>7859253
If he's so badass then why is he dead? What a lamer.

>> No.7859255
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>>7859253

>> No.7859256

>>come home
>>log on to this forum
>>Squidy thread is first thing I see

This is not a good sign.

>> No.7859259

>>7859248
oh no guys kira's here, run for your lives.

>> No.7859268

>>7859256

It's all in your head.

>> No.7859269
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>>7859260
Because real men don't need sissy plot armor.

>> No.7859271

>>7859256
You and your delusions Zunbar, you so crazy.

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>>7859269

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>>7859278

>> No.7859295

>>7859269
Even if Master Asia had plot armour Kira could still kick his ass. Kira is the strongest pilot in the Gundam metaverse.

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>>7859290

>> No.7859307
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7859307

OP has complete shit taste in Gundam women.

>> No.7859314

>>7859271
Are you the one always posting pigs with Sudo lately?

Or has Anon started that himself now too or something.

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>>7859305

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>>7859307
squid just likes Dead Gurlz

>> No.7859318

>>7859307
Haman and Quess are probably the best Gundam girls.

>> No.7859323

>>7859295
Master Asia had plot armor in the first place anyway.

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>>7859325

>> No.7859329
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7859329

How long can you last in Vegeta's ELITE Sayian asshole?

>> No.7859330
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>>7859318
>Haman
YES
>Quess
NO. NO NO NO NO.

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7859348

id rather take a CHAR

>> No.7859352

>>7859348
But that's Captain Quattro!

>> No.7859355
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>>7859314
Sudo doesn't post pigs, whenever he's around pigs just appear out of no where.

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>>7859352
youre right

how could i mix them up

this is a CHAR

>> No.7859363
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7859363

Puru Purus shit on your fail used goods Haman and Fllay

>> No.7859366

>>7859348
Char likes lolis. He'd definitely feel at home on /jp/

>> No.7859370

>>7859363
It's too bad they died.

>> No.7859371
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7859371

If Gundam Seed ever gets a VN adaptation with Kira as the MC, would /jp/ play it?

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>>7859348

which gundam would you seduce

>> No.7859380

>>7859363
But one of the Purus is literally the sluttiest Gundam character.

>> No.7859382

>>7859371
I would pay for it. I'd prefer being my own character though unique to the VN. Then with routes for Lunamaria and Meyrin and stuff.

>> No.7859388
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>>7859363
I like Puru clones too but Haman is still #1.

I'm waiting for the most unholy of gundamfags to come along and proclaim his love for the evil one, Nina "I'm a huge cunt" Purpleton.

>> No.7859392

>>7859371
only if i got to fire my helldarts at flay's hair parting

>> No.7859407
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>>7859366
everyone who posts on /jp/ is actually a Newtype.

we'll have to settle who the strongest Newtype is through a Gundam fight match

>> No.7859403

>>7859182
I need to try using my STU for actual.... stamina training.

>> No.7859401

>>7859392
Helldarts were my favorite Archangel stock footage attack.

>> No.7859417

>>7859407
That'd probably be Sudo or ZUN!bar as we all know Newtype power is equivalent to autism.
And the autism of those two is maximal.

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>>7859376
I wouldn't seduce a Gundam. Too many sharp angles and beam weapons.

I would however seduce a Valsione

>> No.7859439 [DELETED] 

Fighting badguys and fucking love to beuatiful women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxOoPCxA0Mg

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>>7859371
If it uses the ruGp engine for the action scenes, I'd be so over that.

>> No.7859451
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>>7859417
there could always be an incredibly strong autismical waiting hidden for the Gundam fight finals.
I also want to see a Shitposter Dark Gundam.

>> No.7859460

>>7859447
relic unified GUNDAM platform?

>> No.7859470

Fighting badguys and fucking love to beautiful women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxOoPCxA0Mg

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>>7859417

Uh, I'm not a autist.

>> No.7859497

>>7859460
No, it's...oh, I see what you did there.

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>>7859483
Good one.

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>>7859483
"I'm a guy that's ill at ease and knows only how to shitpost. Thats why its been hard for me to say this. Honestly I... I.. I LOVE YOU! I WANT TO BE WITH YOU! ZUN!BAR!" - Squidy12, 9/10/11

>> No.7859550

>>7859447
>>7859371
Only if it used this music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JjyJ7HP8MA

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>>7859510
Like 3 different doctors have said that I'm not an autist. I mean I know I'm not either, because I can handle working and extreme stress and talking to people and such.

When I tell them I'm a virgin with zero romantic experience they just point and laugh though. Apparently that has nothing to do with autism.

>>7859511
Wat

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