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7854442 No.7854442 [Reply] [Original]

Hey human failures

I am the guy in the picture. You know not so long ago I was like you: a failure. But after going to the gym and started drinking I was able to socialize and make friends and go out. So I stopped being what you are now and became in someone productive to my country.

Why the fuck don't you do so? I mean I am not asking you to get some fucking alpha friends who get the best pussies but at least leave your fucking room and socialize with other failures like you (who knows, maybe some are females and you get some pussy too). If you feel shy go and study or get a job or something. You are going to get enough money to buy those chinese books you really like and leave your parent's house.

Whatever, I am just trying to be your friend. Going to dump some pictures of myself being sociable so you have some inspiration.

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>> No.7854453

>Hey human failures
>I am just trying to be your friend.

>> No.7854452
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>>7854450
I am just trying to be gente

>> No.7854455

I may be a human failure but at least I'm not that ugly.

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>>7854455
>>7854453
:3

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>>7854455
I might be ugly but I fucking try to not be like you.

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>gym
>drinking
>socializing

You are also ugly. So you purposely added more worsening attributes?

>> No.7854463,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>7854450
>>7854453
We were so close.

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Well, I am out.

Hope this helps someone. By the way it is not difficult, just give it a try, you are not retard or anything so I don't know why you can't make friends.

Btw it might seen hard, I know. But after a while you get used to it and you become a better human being

>> No.7854480

guys, I think this might be one of those so-called "troll" threads.

>> No.7854481
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The man without a face wants to be your friend! Befriend him!

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looks like you are living a lie OP. That's not true happiness it's you pretending it is. Also we know that's not you, it's just your ugly friend on facebook.

>> No.7854486

Come at me. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

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http://iamitachie.blogspot.com/

>> No.7854492

Looks like all that time in the gym was spent in front of a vending machine.

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>>7854492

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>>7854487
I was just trolling, I am not living a lie. I realize that I am the same or worse than you -_-

But well I just wanted to give you some inspiration :3

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....

>> No.7854505

>>7854492
YO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

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cool story bro...maybe next time you can tell us how every 3DPD girl rejects you

>> No.7854529

I will do something. But I won't follow your path, just because it's what is understood as being right. I'll do my own thing.

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>>7854492

>> No.7854528

>>7854506
epic troll bro i raged so hard XD

>>>/b/

>> No.7854538

>>7854529
You won't be able to do shit. You will end up failing as always, why do you even try? Just try to get on well with your parents so they don't kick you out

>> No.7854548

>drink
>still unsociable
dgaf

>> No.7854559

>>7854442
> If you feel shy go and study or get a job or something. You are going to get enough money to buy those chinese books you really like and leave your parent's house.

But I work and still can't afford to move out.

>> No.7854572

>>7854538

If you say so buddy.

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I have big house parties at my place, have a good girlfriend and sex every other night, plenty of good chill friends, and a good paying job.

And I still come back here everyday without exception.

>> No.7854581

>>7854452
>Colombian sombrero
AoC???

>> No.7854587

>>7854581
Argentina

>> No.7854590

This thread reeks of insecurity.

>> No.7854595

This thread is so shitty that even Sudo wouldn't post in it.

>> No.7854597

The cool thing is that the guy you will probably send this guy the thread trying to troll both us and him and this will make him sad but let me tell you anonymous dude whose picture is plastered all over on our modest board: You are a swell guy I am sure of it and I don't even know you, don't let yourself get down! Don't let OP, this insecure piece of shit, let you down.

But maybe you should take off your pic of facebook or something.

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Today was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Sanae. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Sanae called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

>> No.7854615

>>7854601
I couldn't focus on the story because all those different italian cars names kept distracting me.

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I'm not going to tell any of you about my life because I'm not an insecure bitch.

>> No.7854623

>>7854601
>I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo
>These Ferrari's have top notch brakes
>walks up to my Bugatti
>backflip into my Maserati

I've always loved this.

>> No.7854624,1 [INTERNAL] 

You could be this guy.

>> No.7854624,2 [INTERNAL] 

is that sparky?

>> No.7854624,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>7854587
tenia que ser argentino la concha suya

>> No.7854624,4 [INTERNAL] 

any mexbros here

>> No.7854624,5 [INTERNAL] 

You know what, OP legitimately looks like herkz.

>> No.7854624,6 [INTERNAL] 

why are normalfags so ugly

>> No.7854624,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>7854624,6
>>/jp/thread/S10301793

like this piss bottler is any better

>> No.7854624,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>7854624,6
Ugly normals are the most pathetic since they'll never be true normals or true losers

>> No.7854624,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>7854624,7
He's so in denial about his black heritage.

>> No.7854624,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>7854624,7
Why in the world did you have that thread on speed dial?

>> No.7854624,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>7854624,7
Arc is the half-negro sonic streamer, loli cousin and dick spammer right?

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