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Today I went outside to the City Centre to look for a job. I had printed out about 100 C.V.'s and took them with me, I didn't have the balls to go in any of the shops and ask them if I could leave one of my C.V.'s with them. I spent most of the Afternoon sat on a bench outside Subway, I didn't even have any money to buy a sandwich. On the way home I discarded all of those C.V.' I printed off in a bin.
I'm destined to live with my Mother forever and never get a job.

>> No.7844752

Reported for /blog/.

>> No.7844755

Go and get depression money.

>> No.7844757

Well, maybe OP should've never left school like his mom warned him.

>> No.7844758

Sell yourself into slavery and be done with it. It ain't hard to do.

>> No.7844760

Get men to pay to use you for their sick fetishes.

>> No.7844769

They usually just bin random CV's anyway, employers don't like you just randomly turning up on their doorstep and asking for a job.

>> No.7844781

>>7844760
If I somehow had to choose between a proper job or to whore myself out a couple of times a month to preserve the NEET dream, I'd take the harlot route.

>> No.7844794
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7844794

>>7844769

This.

I'm a jobless hiki NEET failure, and have been for 10 years. I have no experience in anything. I tried handing resumes out, but it was all pointless. They don't care, they want real people. People with connections, experience, confidence.

My advice, if you don't want to live with your mother forever, is to go on disability. Chances are you have severe social phobia or even Asperger syndrome, which is why you're like this in the first place. Go get diagnosed with something, then apply for disability insurance, unemployment, or welfare. It's not much, but enough to live on. After a while, they stop pushing you to "help yourself" by getting a job, anyway. They realize you're just fucked up and incapable, almost like a vegetable who has no sense of consciousness. When that happens, they stop bothering and just cut you a cheque each month to live on, maybe assuming you'll die and those tax dollars could go to something else.

>> No.7844806

>>7844794
Do you have to declare disability in your taxes as an American?

>> No.7844809

>>7844758
Do this.

Been a slave to a nobleman for awhile now and it's awesome. Best part is, I don't leave his house and just have to do tend to the home or bring him wine and stuff.

>> No.7844818

>>7844809
Eventually he will violently fuck you and cut off your toes.

>> No.7844823

>>7844818
Oh good, that is my fetish.

>> No.7844833

>>7844809
And bend-over the table in the evening when he gets back from the bar?

>> No.7844838

>>7844818
Speaking from experience my friend?

>> No.7844839

>>7844833
No, he has female slaves for that. Usually I'm the one who has to restrain one for him. (He's weak as fuck when he's drunk.)

>> No.7844846

>>7844839
Wow really? I'd love to be an accomplice in regular rape/beatings.
Does it make you feel good?
Are these slaves young and cute?

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