Hey /jp/, I want to become the ultimate hikikomori. How should I go about this?

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Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:09:28 2011 No.7831758 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, I want to become the ultimate hikikomori. How should I go about this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:10:10 2011 No.7831763 Live in a cave in the mountains.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:13:15 2011 No.7831774 to be the ultimate hikikomori you must shut yourself out of any kind of social interaction. So be sure that you close yourself inside a room and that there is absolutely no internet connection there.

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>>	Turtletron Mon Sep 5 16:18:46 2011 No.7831788 Become a sokushinbutsu Or if you're too lightweight for that you could always just barricade yourself inside your closet and stare at the wall until you starve to death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:04:14 2011 No.7833350 Hats off to you /jp/ you guys truly know the meaning of ultimate. /b/ would have just given me crap like "fap all day"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:07:14 2011 No.7833361 Become an immortal

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:12:16 2011 No.7833389

>>7831788
>sokushinbutsu
Deal if I can change my name to Daisoujou, he was amazing. But that's not quite correct, for the ultimate hikikomori is one who locks away everything, even light, letting nothing outside observe or interfere his actions. Truly, in order to be the ultimate hikikomori, you must become a black hole.

You will be the ultimate leech, eating at the very fabric of the universe and hopefully stealing astronomical amounts of matter from a nearby star (or perhaps the star will be a gentle, shy girl who willingly allows you to partake of her body even though it's slowly killing her, just so that you can be happy, while you remain ignorant about her and don't even notice when she passes away.)

>>	Gozer !!PJZO93aXoUv Mon Sep 5 22:24:59 2011 No.7833433 >>7831778 Truly, we live in the best of times.

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