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Your waifu wants to do something romantic with you. She purchased an ear pick online so she could clean your ears.

However, she a very clumsy person with unsteady hands, would you let her do it?

>> No.7825314
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7825314

>waifu
posting a touhoue pic won't make this thread less /a/-tier.

>> No.7825319

Don't decide my waifu's character traits on your own, asshat.

>> No.7825337

> she a very clumsy person with unsteady hands

Only yours is too incompetent to take good care of you. My own waifu is perfect.

>> No.7825365
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Is it true that some maid cafes actually offer this as one of their services?

>> No.7825376
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7825376

Fuck you, Zun! Fuck you, Touhou! Fuck you, OP! Fuck you, everyone! I hate Touhou! I hate it! I hate ZUN!

Make another thread about it! I dare you! I double dare you! Do it and I will kill your waifu! DUMPKOFFS!

>> No.7825381

>>7825376
But nobody cares about Reimu.

>> No.7825390

>>7825365
Of course. This is far from being the most unusual service offered.

>> No.7825391

>>7825376

Sie sind eine Schande für das Vaterland, Doktor.

>> No.7825408
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7825408

My mum has fetish for this or something and she tries to clean my ears every opportunity she gets.

It doesn't really feel all that pleasurable, is it her method or is there something wrong with my ears?

>> No.7825410
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7825410

>> No.7825420

>>7825410
i always knew marisa is a crack whore

>> No.7825438

You will never know what it feels like to have a girl squirming in your lap while you clean her ear.

>> No.7825442

>>7825408
she wants to fuck

>> No.7825549

Do you... clean your own ears /jp/?

>> No.7825551

>>7825549
More than I should.

>> No.7825553
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7825553

>However, she a very clumsy person with unsteady hands, would you let her do it?

In your dreams.

I wouldn't mind her doing it though. Good god knows my ears need it badly.

>>>/a/ <--- and I'll probably get said that as well

>> No.7825559

>>7825549
Yes. I am doing it right now.

I feel an almost borderline sexual pleasure in doing so.

>> No.7825561

>>7825314
Shut the fuck up. You're either trolling or straight from /a/ yourself.

>> No.7825566

>>7825314
Since when are waifus not /jp/-related?
Until recently we prided ourselves on taking it more seriously than /a/.
What the fuck happened? Where's all the backlash coming from?

>> No.7825568

>>7825561
sure is a buttpandered /a/ vergin nerd here.

>> No.7825572

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>> No.7825574

It's funny that some people actually took the ``Having a waifu is an /a/-related habit'' kopipe seriously.

>> No.7825577

>>7825561
You're replying to a keion autistic shitposter.

>>7825566
It's just the latest wave of /a/jin trying to distance themselves from their former board by hating anything and everything that is currently popular over there at the moment. They don't understand the difference between /a/ and /jp/ waifus either.

>> No.7825580

>>7825561
>You're either trolling
Splendid observation, Anonymous.

Your powers of perception never cease to amaze me.

>> No.7825589

>>7825577
>>7825574
>>7825566
>>7825561

I'm not sure if you're retarded, trolling or just a butthurt /a/ samefag who tires to force a shitty /a/ styled waifu threads on /jp/.

/jp/ keeps their waifu subtle. We do not spam waifu threads all over the board like /a/ does. These kind of threads are not welcome here, as they are /soc/-level shit that attracts retards and brings in the shittiest of the shitty.

Why would you want another /a/? Why would you want to attract those people here?

>> No.7825593

>>7825589
Pretty much this. "Waifu" threads act as a gateways, along with Rance, video games and comiket threads.

>> No.7825596

>>7825593
I'm not sure if I should take this thread at face value.

>> No.7825599

>>7825593
>"Waifu" threads act as a gateways, along with Rance, video games and comiket threads.

All right, let's get this straight. Every on-topic thread on /jp/ acts as a gateway, since some visitor may read it and, god forbid, get interested and stay.

We should post spam and metathreads only, this is the only way to keep /jp/ clean.

>> No.7825611

>>7825599
That's a horrible idea. Many posters come here just for the spam and the metathreads.

>> No.7825614

>>7825599
You seem to not realize that it's pretty much easy to detect /a/ and /v/ posters here, because only they post the threads which /jp/ decided to sacrifice for the sake the of board.

All this reminds me of those shounen fags who tried to force their big3 on /a/ and now those threads are pretty much a part of their board.

>> No.7825615

>>7825596
>this post

>> No.7825619

>>7825589

>>7825577 here.
I agree this thread is bad and shouldn't be here. That doesn't mean waifus are not /jp/-related or whatever >>7825314 was trying to say. They're pretty much a staple of the board. As for /jp/ keeps their waifu subtle. , that doesn't prohibit any discussion on the subject. We've had numerous long threads about it.

>>7825593
> "Waifu" threads act as a gateways, along with Rance, video games and comiket threads.

I agree we should try to keep newcomers away, but not at the cost of never discussing again anything alicesoft, or not having threads about the biggest /jp/-related event, etc. If a /jp/ subject attracts people from other boards, then so be it. Considering the current state of the board, we're already flooded anyway, and I'd rather have people discussing Daibanchou than complaining about the meido. /jp/ is not your secret club and /jp/ is not 2D/General.

>> No.7825623

>>7825619
>/jp/ is not your secret club and /jp/ is not 2D/General.

Unfortunately it's already not.

>> No.7825633

>>7825619
If somebody said that Touhou is not /jp/-related and belongs in /v/, or that only people with girlfriends are welcome in /jp/, or that the sky is actually green, you would probably ignore them, because these statements are retarded.

This doesn't actually stop /jp/ from lying out their asses just to see who's new or stupid enough to respond.

>> No.7825640
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7825640

my waifu :D:D:D

>> No.7825642

>>7825633
And, taking a second look at the post, he didn't even lie. He just said that this was an /a/-tier thread, which is actually a defensible position.

>> No.7825672

>>7825640
Reported.

>> No.7825681

>>7825672
why? :(
ive just posted my waifu. arent waifus /jp/ relateed???

>> No.7825691

ITT: LOL I TROL U XD

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