/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up with this today (pic related). Have you fapped to Mamizou yet, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll never fap to her. Her and Hina.

[Floex !2dWQG/dNBk No.]

She reminds me of my aunt too much.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to fall asleep in her ample bosom with her tail wrapped around me. And then she could use her transformative powers to make me the little girl ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Never. She lacks sex appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7817059
She has the ability to take on any form, surely there must be something that would strike your fancy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7817084
There is, but I'll just fap to that and cut out the middleman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7816883

How does it feel to have an aunt Touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

I decided not to fap to most of the TD cast. This is where my fapping ends.

[Anonymous No.]

I will when I've actually played TD and she's got some decent doujins out. Just hope they start drawing her with red hair more often though.

[Anonymous No.]

The very day TD was released.

To this, I think.
really more than that but hey, there wasn't much and i had to make do

[Chardo No.]

>>7816865

yes, fluffy fujoshi fetish is best fetish

[Anonymous No.]

AH YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>7817729
>No leaf on head.

You got my hopes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>waking up with Mamizou

[Anonymous No.]

hasn't really caught my eye yet. I imagine something will come by eventually

[Anonymous No.]

uhm, when we will be able to see her voluptuos testicles? also, maybe she's a pioneer of a new fetish: futa without dick, only balls.

[Anonymous No.]

do we know for sure if mamizou is a fujoshi or just another hag or what

[Anonymous No.]

>>7817789
A bunch of people on 2chan have been calling her "Aunt-chan" but I guess the jury is still out

[Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma No.]

I can't fap to Basara.

[Anonymous No.]

havent played the new touhou, waiting for the translations
until then, no fap

[Anonymous No.]

Aw c'mon Pixiv, make with more fanart already!

[Anonymous No.]

ok seriously its been like 3 weeks and not a single drawing of mamizou as a futa with giant tanuki balls, what the fuck internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>7817850
ZUN made it too obvious that he wants a new futa star. The internet won't give in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7817857
Sweet. I hope they give her a huge rack instead of giant balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818162
probably

[Anonymous No.]

have any of the new girls been tickled, yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7817231
I said that about the UFO cast. Things.. didn't turn out well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7817857
NO FUCKING WAY.
I want my goddamn tanuki sperm shower, and I'll have my goddammn bloody tanuki sperm shower!

[Anonymous No.]

I think ZUN saw the horrible things people were doing to Kyouko and made the rest of the cast unappealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818205
Pixiv isn't budging. Looks like you'll have to try your luck at Deviant Art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818216
He kinda went overboard on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818233
Maybe he's tired of seeing the things getting done to his creations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818246
Yeah but come on, how can you not rape that?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like read a story where the protagonist comes home to his loving waifu Mokou. She's eager to get some dicking and quickly seduces the willing protagonist. Suddenly the real Mokou finds protagonist in bed with Kaguya.
>mamizoutrollface.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818246
He must have felt partially responsible for the atrocities commited on his children just so sate some sick fuck's lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818259
I'm against touhou sexualization so your jab doesn't work as intinded.

I do agree Kyouko is cute character though.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Looks an awful lot like my preschool teacher.
If you count the Christmas dressup party, including the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

There was a Mamizou image of her dressed like a fujoshi. Damn she looked sexy.

And I forgot to save it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818224
...when I watch this, my mind goes blank and my body feels numb ...what...what I'm supposed to do now? it's...it's staring at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818275
yes, many teachers use the short hair+glasses combo.
a sexy, sexy combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818302
It recognizes the furry inside your longpig suit. I'm sorry to say but it's all downhill from here.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7818302

Tell yourself it is a "funny animal" rather than a "furry", and it should feel better in a while.

Alternately, scream for someone to smack you with a toolbox. Should work just as well.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7818306

I was six years old.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Incoming trollhammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7817646
I forgot Ran's name for a moment when I first laid eyes on this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818322
Oh sweet Jesus.


Why is Mamizou so sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818322
yeah, I also remember a hot teacher from elementary schools. obiouvsly, I started masturbating to her only years later.
but now that I think about it, maybe she looked more like Ciel...

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any amazing stories in japanese lore about tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818361
Pack up, you're leaving.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7818374
>>7818377

Was trying to say that the resemblence is creeping me out.

But each to their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818387
ah...sorry, lately I tend to sexualize everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818387
Perhaps your teacher was sexy?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7818393
>>7818399

I'd still say across the creepiness and past connection that they are both beautiful women, if not my type. So you weren't completely off target.

>>7818381

Mostly turning into household objects and playing rather harmless tricks on people. Tanuki are very careful about being good neighbours.
That, and tanuki have a long running feud with foxes, although there isn't much confrontation since on the supernatural side foxes and tanuki act in different niches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7816865
I prefer Ran.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Tanuki lend money, enjoy BBQ, and rattle your pots and pans at night.
Kitsune are good mothers, give you long life and wisdom, and murder the emperor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818451
>rattle your pots and pans at night

Like herons, right?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7818757

Like one heron. It's a learned trait, and herons have no ability to transfer information between generations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818451
Bring on the BBQ.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Come to think of it, being one of the most powerful taniku currently alive, it would seem Mamizou's shapeshifting ability has ironically gone and become a whole lot less believeable since her tail has long since gotten too big and too fluffy to possibly hide.

I mean, just look at it. It's huge. Steve Irwin huge, crikey, ain't she a beauty and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818451
I'm always hearing rustling noises in the night that are probably just raccoons but sound like people walking through bushes. Do raccoons have a clumsy gait?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7818903

Not sure about raccoons, but raccoon dogs make quite a bit of noise.

>>7818869

Actually, take it with a pinch of salt. Just picked out BBQ because "neighbourhood party with plenty of social drinking" was too long for the format of the sentence.
Also, don't know about folklore, but at least in modern depictions tanuki seem to be fond of potatoes fried in the Saratoga way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818893
She's just been using volumizing shampoo on it. She needs an edge to compete against the outrageous multi-tails in Gensokyo.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7818944

At least higher level kitsune can properly hide their tails through shapeshifting or illusionism. Tanuki are still superior overall in both areas, but it seems they can never get rid of the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818937
I love Saratoga style potatoes. She's a touhou with exquisite taste.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7818977

Wording chosen because I remember /jp/ once having a 150 post flamewar over whether British or American English has the correct name for sliced, deep-fried potatoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7819004
That's hilarious.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Either way tanuki seem to love them, and high-calorie snacks in general.
Guess you need those calories for when you got to bludgeon people with your gonads.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7819021

Now that you mention it... slight creepiness and resemblence to childhood figures aside, I'm really surprised the Ran/Mamizou hatesex hasn't come along yet.

With emphasis on yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7819029
Best bad end ever.

[Anonymous No.]

Mamizou looks too Fujoshi for me!
Fap to her? NO WAY!

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7819049

The bad end has yet to happen.

Or more properly it's not a bad end, but a constant and permanent annoyance going on in the background while the good ends are happening.

[婦女子ちゃん !oToME4/nUE No.]

>>7819090

That's exactly why I find her so hot

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Her tail is too fucking big.

And I hate her animal danmaku

[Anonymous No.]

bump <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>7819819
I hate her danmaku too, I just wanted to dodge traditional bubbles dammit!

Also, damn you guys, you almost posted every single good Mamizou image that exists, what am I gonna post now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7820260
You could post her less attractive pictures. Someone out there is bound to like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7817850
>ok seriously its been like 3 weeks and not a single drawing of mamizou as a futa with giant tanuki balls, what the fuck internet
Just saw one lineart on pixiv. Not my thing so I didn't save it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7818451
>>7818963
What are these weird koala-like creatures anyway? Are they her familiars or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7821910
Those are the more traditional depiction of Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

She looks like Chen in a lot of the thumbnails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7821892
so...sould I give it a try myself? never drawn touhous, thought...

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>7821917
I got 2 i my room

[Anonymous No.]

>>7825635
I got two in my pants