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7796436 No.7796436 [Reply] [Original]

You will never have another girl make your butt feel good ;_;

>> No.7796439

I'll never understand what possesses a person to lick an asshole.

I'm into some pretty fucked up shit but literally eating shit is retarded and unsanitary.

>> No.7796453

>>7796439
Because it feels good, and most of the time the women cleans her butt or the guy does. You have to like anal though, which i do.

>> No.7796451

>>7796439
I'd only do it if it were completely hairless, bleached, and freshly cleaned.

Otherwise, shit's gross.

>> No.7796452

>>7796439
Analingus is entry level. Licking a clean asshole is incredibly hot.

>> No.7796464

>>7796451
>>7796452
>>7796453
More than gross, I find it not really worth the effort. I mean, how many hours of preparation do you need for just this one sex act? It's not something you can do on impulse.

>> No.7796465

>>7796439
I know, man.
I take it a step further and think why lick someone's genitals? You like the taste of urine? Maybe even some yeast?

>> No.7796469

>>7796465
You make bread with yeast. Sounds delicious.

>> No.7796470

>>7796464
You're not going to fuck a touhou's butt in real life, and touhous don't shit unless you would like them to. So why does it matter?

>> No.7796471

>>7796465
That's different. Urine is sterile, feces are full of bacteria.

>> No.7796482

>>7796471
It's still waste. And full of salt.

>> No.7796485

>>7796470
But I have to fantasize about the preparation too or it doesn't feel as good

>> No.7796486

>>7796482
You put salt on your food. Still sounds delicious.

>> No.7796487
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>>7796439
Wait so do you hate anal also? most men like anal, its one of my biggest fetishes.

>> No.7796489
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>During World War I, the Germans experimented with numerous poisonous gases for use during war. After the first German chlorine gas attacks, Allied troops were supplied with masks of cotton pads that had been soaked in urine. It was believed that the ammonia in the pad neutralized the chlorine. These pads were held over the face until the soldiers could escape from the poisonous fumes, although it is now known that chlorine gas reacts with urine to produce toxic fumes (see chlorine and Use of poison gas in World War I).[citation needed]

>> No.7796495

>>7796486
If you want diabetes you do.

>> No.7796499

>>7796487
No, I just don't like tasting and smelling shit.

>> No.7796511

But 2D girls don't shit.

>> No.7796518

oh shit son, it's translated?

I am getting on that.

>> No.7796519

>>7796495
>If you want diabetes you do.

Now you need to back up that claim.

>> No.7796523

First futa was too much for you guys, now something like entry level like anal is offending you?

Since when has /jp/ been filled with so many normalfags.

>> No.7796532

>>7796523
>futa was too much for you guys
What?
>anal is offending you?
Only 3D one.

>> No.7796536

>>7796487
Because it's repulsive unless you're into scat? Though if you're into scat then you're too disgusting to be even considered a human being.

>> No.7796537

>>7796523
Even most normalfags like anal, we just got a bunch of teenager pussies here.

>> No.7796555

>>7796536
Its not scat if your if the butt is clean, we never said anything about about scat.
>>7796523
Anal is normal, most real porn has anal sex.

>> No.7796549

>>7796536
Touhous and 2D characters do not shit. There is no shit. It does not smell of shit nor does it taste of shit because you cannot smell or taste their shit while you are jerking it to someone else licking their asshole or sticking it in.

>> No.7796550

>>7796523
/jp/ is full of autists who love cleanliness. Shit is the opposite of cleanliness.

Nothing wrong with futa.

>> No.7796560

>>7796550
/jp/ is filled with floor shitting NEETs. I do not think this is yet another problem we can solve by screaming autism, I'm pretty sure this is a result of /jp/ being infested with normals.

>> No.7796563

>/jp/ loves cleanliness
durr hurr

>> No.7796569

>>7796560
Liking anal is normal. TRUE /jp/sies find it disgusting.

Get out.

>> No.7796573

And all the people that aren't from /jp/ are revealed.

Go back to whatever board/forum you fags came from.

>> No.7796582

>>7796573
Yep, look at all of these shit-loving normals around here. /jp/ has fallen far.

>> No.7796584
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To everybody in this thread

>> No.7796602

Whenever some fetish topic gets made, some prissy faggots come and fuck it up.

That really is what /jp/ is like, unfortunately.

>> No.7796623

>>7796602
People are posting their opinions on the topic at hand. What do you want, everyone to come in here and say, "yeha i love flossing shit-covered asspubes out my teeth bro"?

>> No.7796624

>complaining about anal instead of the yurishit

>> No.7796631

>>7796623
/jp/ use to be able to talk about anything with out acting like a little kid, it seems to get worse at night though because all the shitposters come on.
>>7796624
Get out, we dont need your shit here too.

>> No.7796629

>>7796624
Anti-yuri poster using greentext. Not surprised.

>> No.7796630

>>7796624
If only it has yuri,it will never be shit.

>> No.7796645

>>7796629
>>7796630
>>7796631
Cool samefagging

>> No.7796658

>>7796519
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt#Health_effects

>> No.7796659

>>7796645
>samefagging
>02:58
>02:58
>02:58

My little Anonymous can't be this stupid.

>> No.7796665

>>7796645
please leave...

>> No.7796755

>You will never have another girl make your butt feel good ;_;

Actually, a girl once fingered me while sucking my dick. It was nice.

>> No.7796793

>>7796658
Sodium can cause high blood pressure. Not diabetes as >>7796495
said.

>> No.7797212

>>7796630
>>7796631

Get out, cancer. We don't need you scum.

>> No.7797416

So... can we discuss the SonoHanabira series instead? Which sex scene is your favorite? Do you pretend to be one of the girls while fapping?

>> No.7797426

>>7797416
>can we discuss the SonoHanabira series instead?
we have a lot of vocal yuri haters around here, so prepare yourself to see "yurishit" and >>>/u/ every other post, just warning

>> No.7797439

>>7797426
"Many" is an overstatement. One or two more like. Best reported and/or ignored.

>>7797416
Proceed.

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>> No.7797562

>>7796658
Excessive salt should be avoided if you already HAVE diabetes. It has nothing to do with causing it. The article you posted even says so.

>> No.7797762

Rimming a loli's asshole is always acceptable, fools.

>> No.7797768

>>7796487
Completely different guy here, but I really don't care for anal. Or rather, I have no desire to put my penis into a girl's ass. I'd have no problem if she wanted to use a finger on me though. And if the girl really wanted anal, I'd do it for her, but it's not something I think I would like. Probably because of this one video I saw where this porn star had a huge gapey hole where her ass should have been. Like you could just put a fist up there, no problem. That turned me off of anal sex forever.

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>2011
>Not happily eating a Touhou's shit

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Oh, were you saying something? nom nom nom

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