/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Would you embrace Patchouli dearly, even though she hasn't showered in a month and her night gown is soiled in her own urine.?

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't even be in the same room as her.

No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't showered in three months, but at least I keep my urine in bottles. Patchy is just lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

No because she would be covered in grease, oil, acne, bacteria and fungus and probably have a yeast infection among other things.

I may shit on the floor and smear it all over my body but at least I bathe.

[­­­­­­Anonymous No.]

Yes, but only so I could blog about it on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, pretty sure Mahou shojo dont need to shower when they have magic.

Loli urin, its like a fine wine.

[Anonymous No.]

Nope. I have a piss fetish but not an odor/sweat/dirt/other nasty shit one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792726
Don't be ridiculous. The body is self-regulating, and the only reason any of those happen is due to modern society's habit of showering constantly. It's bad for your body, and it's a regression of biology.

I would embrace Patchy dearly. To me, she would be like the majestic cavewoman, her urine would give a powerful hormone scent that would compel me to mate with her.

[Anonymous No.]

um best tihng about patches is her night gown and hair sooo if she f*cked either up well then shes a useless tohuou!

[Anonymous No.]

I would embrace and fuck her mindlessly while she follows my instructions and casts a magical downpour. Shower sex is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, I would spend a night with her unbathed and soiled in my own urine myself, smearing her mercury and arsenic-filled bodily fluids all over my body That will certainly appease Nurgle.

[Anonymous No.]

>she hasn't showered in a month and her night gown is soiled in her own urine

This is my fetish. But no, we'd just read together while urinating ourselves to save time, there would be no time for skinship or sex because that would detract from the reading. Our only interaction would be sending love letters to each other even though we're both in the same library, because love letters written by the person you love are the best and Patchouli surely can appreciate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792746
As if she would let you fuck her.

[Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER No.]

I would listen to hip hop music and stuff with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792753
>no skinship
You idiot, she can sit on your lap to read and when she wets herself, it will drop on you afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

You what would be a big hit in Japan as a new vending machine drink? Apple juice branded and labeled as "Patchouli Urine." I think it would be a big seller.

[Anonymous No.]

I would scrub her so hard that she wouldn't be able to move without feeling intense stinging from super sensitive skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792801
I like to think that a touhou's urine tastes like apple juice, or perhaps a stingy citrus. I like to taste it to confirm. What does urine taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792805
Citrus? Yes, that would be perfect.... apple juice with just a hint of lemon juice added for flavor. I think we have a winning formula for "Patchouli Urine."

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792805
If it's a little girl's urine, then it is sweet and intoxicating beyond any drug, such that you will start to abhor all other sustenance upon drinking it and subsist solely on loli urine. It is thought that the Amrita mentioned in the Vedas, the ambrosia of Greek myth, the Avestan Haoma and the manna sent to the Israelites from the heavens were all names for loli urine.

In addition, if you drink a Touhou's urine, you will become a Touhou yourself within a fortnight.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchy's urine tastes of semen, due to the fact that she ingests enormous quantities of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792815
ahahaah

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792805
Yuyu's urine is best urine.