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>Started living on my own recently
>Go to the grocery store to buy food and other stuff
>Pick up toilet paper
>Realize I have never bought toilet paper in my life before
>Go up to the register, a cute young lady is working there
>About to put the toilet paper on the counter
>Get nervous
>Think she is imagining me wiping my ass with the toilet paper
>Say I forgot something and I'll be right back
>Buy everything I just bought in a different cart except toilet paper, I bought paper towels
>Go to the farthest register from the lady earlier
>Pay and leave quickly
>Mfw I have been wiping my ass with paper towels for the past few days

>> No.7785593
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7 get

>> No.7785615

typical madotard
>>>/gaia/

>> No.7785607

>>7785588
How do you breath without your mom helping you?

>> No.7785613
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>> No.7785623

You should get baby wipes instead. She'll think you're a single father and be all over you.

>> No.7785631

>>7785607
>thinking breathe is spelled breath

>> No.7785681

You know, everybody uses toilet paper. Just imagine the lady behind the counter wiping her ass with toilet paper.

>> No.7785697

>>7785681
Girls don't poop.

>> No.7785699

>>7785681
I don't use toilet paper. I don't even use a toilet.

>> No.7785716
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>>7785681

>> No.7785732

Paper towels are more expensive and less forgiving to your anus.

>> No.7785761

y'all niggas autistic.

>> No.7785768

Don't forget Q-tips.

>> No.7785773

Your asshole is going to be super raw.

>> No.7785802

Toilet paper is a normal thing.

>> No.7785804

>>7785588

Who are you quoting?

>> No.7785808

>>7785804
you

>> No.7785834
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>giving a fuck about what anyone thinks

>> No.7785851

>>7785588

>Mfw

Would it be too /jp/-like to tell you to get the fuck out, you greentexting moron?

>> No.7785853

>>7785851
It's not very /jp/-like to bump the thread while doing so.

>> No.7785866

>>7785853

FUCKBALLS! I knew I forgot something.

>> No.7785864

>>7785851
The /jp/ thing to do would be to sage, ask who he is quoting, post a funny picture of a touhou telling him to get out of /jp/, and then have a little autistic cry about people ruining your only bastion of human contact to the outside world.

>> No.7785875

Everybody shits, OP.

Obama
Hitler
Sudo
White Ren
Mugen
wtH

>> No.7785886

>>7785864

OK, fair enough. Well, I would have asked who he was quoting, but some fine chap already did. Greentexting is for unwashed pillocks.

>> No.7785893

OP, everybody uses toilet paper and nobody cares. How can you not make this simple logical connection? Just when I thought /jp/ couldn't be anymore autistic, you had to prove me wrong.

>> No.7785902

I didn't shit once for weeks, and then something ruptured and I had poop floating around my insides... I almost died bro.

>> No.7785920

I tend to find not insignificant amoounts of blood mixed in with my stool. I should probbably see someone about it.

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