/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>Yukari is known for being a very youkai-like youkai
What the balls does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

eats humans and doesn't afraid of anything

[Anonymous No.]

Let's just say it's the reason she's wearing such a long dress all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Cloaka

[Anonymous No.]

That means she is true boss of Gensokyo.

She and Chen are strongest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7782886
It means she's an incredible jerk.

[Stalker of Omsk No.]

Yukari is best - she is doing cool things and she isn't afraid of Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7782909
>happy keine.jpg
Uh, isn't that Fujiwara-no-Mokou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788010
was that strictly necessary to bump the thread ~11 hours later?

[Anonymous No.]

Her way of talking and acting is less coherent than the humans.

[Anonymous No.]

It means she is the worst of youkai scum. To cleanse Gensokyo of youkai filth, she must be dealt with permanently.

[Stalker of Omsk No.]

>>7788010

[Anonymous No.]

She eats humans and generally doesn't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate fanon which makes Yukari out to be the uberyoukai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788010
No~ Here I am!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7782886
It means that she is a prime example of why multiculturalism is flawed, and that Youkai will never successfully integrate into human society.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ability: Manipulation of boundaries
>Threat level: Unknown
>Human friendship level: Average
>Main place of activity: Anywhere and everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788040
But according to Japanese Youkais and other "special" things are related to "our".....

[Anonymous No.]

Just call her an old hag and she'll be reduced to tears long enough for you to run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788037
Seriously, it's clearly Yuuka. She has ultimate magic, invented master spark, and has youkai moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788071
Yukari built Gensokyo, invaded the moon twice and is the sole phanatsm-power-level boss in all of touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788071
Trying to figure out who's the most powerful in Gensokyo is like trying to figure out which of rock&paper&scissors is strongest. Only the rock, paper and scissors are replaced with hamsters strapped to nuclear bobms.

>>7788069
But I don't wanna be mean to her ;_;
So what if she's trying to kill me, deep down inside she's still a gentle lovely maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788161
Stages are not power levels.

>>7788181
gun is the strongest.

[Stalker of Omsk No.]

>>7788210
Obviously Guns are strongest.

So Join Duty today to fight with Japanese Youkais.

You know it might be dangerous if they will spread too much and one day you will wake up and find such Reimu in your backyard.

I wish my computer wouldn't overheat while playing Stalker I even bought expensive computer case with good cooling

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788014
yes

[Anonymous No.]

What does 'ramee' even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788239
Are you willing to do your duty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788264
It's damee but with that retarded drawl girls have when they feel too much pleasure in porn, see also shugoi instead of sugoi, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788181
>So what if she's trying to kill me, deep down inside she's still a gentle lovely maiden.

You, sir, are a poor fool. She's not a maiden. She's not even a woman. It's a monster. A youkai. A demon. It has no sexual orientation. The woman before you is just a facade used to lure foolish humans, especially men, into a false sense of lust and security. It's true form is that of madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788298
well, it's not like sanity ever did anything good for me

[Anonymous No.]

It's good to know that you racist, paranoid fucks are never going to make it to Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

Where does it say that? To me she seems the least youkai-like.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7788298

While the beauty of the crawling chaos is an acquired taste, it is entirely your own fault if you accept blue and red pills from strangers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788298
What nonsense are you saying?
Do you not understand her perfection?
Come, join us in the madness.

[Anonymous No.]

It's okay, Yukari would take care of me. She still has maternal instinct!

[Anonymous No.]

I think you're just paranoid, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788369
OhgeeIwonderwhy.

[Anonymous No.]

If Yukari is so powerful and comprehensible and beyond us, why bother worrying about her at all? She's going to do what she wants regardless of what you do or don't do, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788381
Yeah, but you don't go throwing rocks at a hornet nest, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788388
Yukari's know hornet's nest. What's to say she won't take offense from you ignoring her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788369
Paranoid? Sure, some may call me that.
But do you want to live in a world where youkai roam free, killing and eating people unchecked.
A world where the whims of bloodthirsty monsters decide who lives and who dies.
I don't. That's why I shoot every one of those creeps that have the misfortune of crossing my path.
Call me paranoid, a maniac or whatever else you wish. It doesn't matter. I know I'm doing the right thing. And that's what matters.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari is a cock blocker

[Anonymous No.]

>comprehensible
>know
Holy shit I can't type today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788411
I dearly hope you're not implying Gensokyo is such a world, Mr. Groot.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider Keine, a youkai who lives with humans.
Think of Rinnousuke, who is half youkai.

Both of them get along well with humans. Yukari is completely unpredictable and should be approached with caution.

[八雲紫 No.]

Hello, /jp/!
Just a friendly reminder that you never know when I am watching you.
Have a nice day! ~♪

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788417

Holy shit, what's she speaking at the last panel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788439
"be gentle"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788439
優しくしてネ！
"Be Gentle!"

[Anonymous No.]

This board actually has a high female population, just incognito.

My reasoning? Men aren't little bitches. Everywhere I look everyone is complaining about some youkai that doesn't agree with their particular taste, or decent threads that get imagesacked by some faggot who is being an elitest asshole. Men actually have some sense of honor and respect, where as women just simply want to have fun. If they're not having fun, they'll become the biggest bitches in the world, wherein you can heavily relate them to anyone on this board. If you've ever been in a semi-longterm relationship you would know what I'm talking about.

So yes, this board is populated mainly in women. But why do they guise themselves as men? Because they think they're being clever; they can bond with the guys without getting told 'tits or gtfo'. When in fact what they're -actually- doing is tricking -other- women into thinking their men. All that's going on here is women pretending to be men, to women pretending to be men, while the men lurk until something intellectual or respectable comes along and posts only then.

You cannot refute this deductive reasoning.
It is true, and there's nothing we can do.
This extra bit of bitchy flavor has become our current seasoning.
Understanding this may turn more than some blue.
Continue to browse with your ignorance and denial.
But go and see, for this board has become the woman's aisle.

[八雲紫 No.]

>>7788446
My, my.
Aren't WE bitchy today. Is it your period or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788442
>>7788444

Thanks, guys.

>>7788446

I'm pretty much okay with this.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>7788446
We are all little girls here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788459
Get out youkai scum, you are not welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788161
>Yukari built Gensokyo
Shinki can create universes, your point?
>invaded the moon twice
And failed both times.
>sole phanatsm-power-level boss
Ran is harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788491
>And failed both times.
She only failed the first time.
>Ran is harder.
Basing powerlevels on who you think is a harder boss is even stupider than basing it on what stage they're in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788516

I'll have to agree.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

Being youkai-like means being mysterious, unpredictable, capricious, and cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788516
>She only failed the first time.
Actually she tried only once IIRC.
>>7788516
>Basing powerlevels on who you think is a harder boss is even stupider than basing it on what stage they're in.
Except phanatsm isn't a power level.

[Anonymous No.]

You know you've all had a dream where you went to bed weary and miserable after a bad day. Yukari, being herself, likes to use her gaps to view the mortal world. Seeing you so miserable touches her heart and she proceeds to gap into your bedroom wearing a skimpy outfit. As you rise in panic at an intruder, she puts her fingers to your lips and says "shhh" before a tender kiss. She gently makes love to you, washing away the negativity of the day, letting you fall asleep with your head resting on her bosom before getting up and returning through her gap, leaving you to wonder if it was all just a good dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788516
Hmm. Now that I think about it, Yuyuko strolled through the Moon capitol unchecked, got into their armory, took a nice bottle of sake and returned without raising a single alarm.

Meanwhile, Mary Sue Moonwhores were too busy playing with the small fries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788579
tl;dr you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788579

But I fap too much to have wet dreams, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788592
Get out please

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788579

I didn't. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788585
METAL GEAR YOUMU

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788317
My hate will build until some day I become a Youkai of racism. Then, unable to accept being the very thing I despise so much, I will wander the lands in shame until I reach Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7782886
Means that she behaves like she's one of fair folk (to quote tvtropes). A fickle and unpredictable magical alien that operates outside the boundaries of human logic.

Btw, to the people arguing that she is an evil monster - she isn't. I anything, she's working to preserve the status quo, and probably not entirely out of self-interest.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7788268
>average_anon_of_jp.jpg
The average /jp/sie is a filthy highwayman?

[Anonymous No.]

People, what if... what if Reimu is Yukari's biological descendant, the same way Sanae is Suwako's descendant

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788831
If Yukari isn't a virgin then I just fucking quit /jp/ and Touhous

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788837
She could just gap in dicks like they're dildos. It could be like masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788842
>they're dildos

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7788837
Yukari isn't even necessary biological in nature. The concept of virginity does not even apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788851
But the concept of falling in love with man is still there, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788851
She and all displayed youkais have taken the appearance of mammals known for their lust.

The only beings described as not needing sex for creating descendants would be gods, but even them took the form of a loli and a grown woman, plus, one of them has a confirmed descendant as a character.

Also what the fuck are you doing in a Touhou thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788851
In jap folklore at least some Youkai can breed with humans and with others of their own kind. Besides, in Gensokyo even ghosts can procreate "biologically"

Reimu shares some kind of special relationship with Yukari. I wouldn't be surprised if it was something like that or if Yukari was the Hakurei shrine god. Maybe that's why it doesn't really need faith.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7788863
>He doesn't know the public trip code

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788873
Yukari is Maribel, or ZUN is a giant troll at hinting at it so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788878
For hinting at it*

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788863
You mention that gods dont need sex to created then contradict it implying that said descendant was created sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788813
I love this artist. Excellent in porn and otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788883
It's awesome indeed. Do you know the artist's name perchance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788884
iqdb, do you know it. Its almost if people in this thread are new

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788878
How is he doing that other than their similar appearance?

[Anonymous No.]

>What the balls does that even mean?

Her attitudes, beliefs and mannerisms don't seem human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788892
This. Every night she climbs on walls, rotates her head, speaks in tongue and vomits

[Anonymous No.]

She's more youkai than youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788516
>>7788491
If you actually payed attention, Yukari got them buttfucked on PURPOSE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788907

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788916
You know, I'm so lonely that I'd be happy even if she came to my room each night looking like that.

[Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

>>7788916

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788924
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788924
I have something she can mongle.

[Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

>>7788940
Just wondering what you were doing with my crap edits.

Its nice as a wallpaper, the static and scan lines work well on that.

[Anonymous No.]

Peaceful Gensokyo.

[Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

>>7788971
Wow, Chen's left foot must be pretty dextrous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788979
Well, she IS a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788979
Eirin must have been going overboard with the unnecessary limb transplants again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788069

Did Organic Compound release anything new lately?

[Anonymous No.]

My my~ Anonymous! Feeling lonely tonight are we, hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792190
Even moreso then usual.
How typical of you to try to take advantage of me when I'm at my weakest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792198
Aw~ this Yukarin is so sorry! Would you like some cheering up honey? Let Yukari make it all better~

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792213
Stop it, you're only making it worse ;_;
Fake hope is worse than none at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792225
Just wait and see my Anonymous~

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792225
>hope
You really are a faggot. Sage for roleplay shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792254
Ooh, so angry~

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792225
I'm not 2d, but maybe we can hook up anyway. I'm a shy, rather effeminate male who would love to date another guy from /jp/. We could have sex, then cuddle while playing games, or watching something. I'd also love to suck your dick while you're casually using the PC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792278
You gonna get befriended.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792278
Stop toying with my tender heart, people.
Why must you all be so cruel when I only want the best for all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792286
I'm serious, though. Where do you live? I'm in Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792278
Sure thing, infact why dont you come live at my place and work as a maid?

You will get your own room in the basement with a double bed and shower+internet access.

In turn you dress as a maid and do maid stuff during the day, and lewd stuff at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792293
Sadly I live in one of the forgotten parts of Europe.
It's better this way though, you deserve someone better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792298
I'm sad to hear that. I wish you good luck, though.
>>7792297
Well... where do YOU live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792301
If you must know, Sweden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792319

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792319
That's a shame. I need to have sex with a male anon from /jp/ real bad, but it seems I'm all alone in Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Am i the only person on /jp/ who lives on long island, in Shirley, i feel like im the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792341
I would like to help you out as a fellow /jp/er, but there aint much i can do in this case.

I bet if you ask on /soc/ or /b/ though you will find a million gentlemen willing to stick it in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792381
It's not the same, I want to be fucked (and have a loving relationship) with someone I actually like, not a normalfag. That's why I'm asking here. I'm particularly horny tonight, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792393
Just fucking go away, go to /soc/ and ask to fuck another weeaboos, /jp/ is not where to plan this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792384
I was just curious if there were really any /jp/ers on the island, not like i want to meet them or anything.
>>7792341
>>7792393
Please fucking leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792393
Girl, no. You do not want any of this shit. Guys be crazy up in this bitch. Can't you read? You better get yourself a REAL man and FAST!

Well, pretending to be a black woman was fun, reported

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792393
Just go down to your local nightclub/gaybar and go into one of the toilet stalls.

I am sure one of them has to have a glory hole.
There you can work your magic while thinking about your favourite /jp/er.

You wont ever see the other persons face so it will be just like on /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792397
>>7792402
I don't want to leave. I might have a chance...
>>7792405
Not a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792426
/jp/ is not fucking gay, you might be confused with those dick/gay threads but that wasn't /jp/, that was /soc/ and /v/. Being a little girl has nothing to do with sex or real human beings.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukarin loves me! This I know,
For the Grimoire tells me so.
Little ones to Her belong;
They are weak, but She is strong.

Yes, Yukarin loves me!
Yes, Yukarin loves me!
Yes, Yukarin loves me!
The Grimoire tells me so.

I love you Yukari. You will always be my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792426
I'd take you up on it. But, Massachusetts here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792469
If you're from Massachusetts, then you're guaranteed to be an ugly piece of shit with a disgustingly empty personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792495
Ouch. Now I'm curious why you hate us so much.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>7792552

Probably a Yankees fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7788062

Faeries/fey. That's probably the closest thing to compare.

Saying "Yukari is a youkai-like youkai" means she has the potential to help you out one day and then fuck with you the next just because she feels like it. Most other Youkai are stuck in one mode or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792560
Or maybe because I've lived in MA for 20+ years. Everybody here is a fucking virus.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry for late replies. I lost internet.
>>7792434
/jp/ isn't gay, but there are gay people on /jp/. Nothing wrong with trying to meet them.
>>7792469
Shame. I'd sort of like to move to USA, though. Would you be able to support me? I'm serious. If I liked you enough, I'd do it. I have nothing left here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792581
Support you? Unfortunately not. But I'd like to talk to you. You seem interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792588
Really? I seem interesting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792594

Not in comparison to most of /jp/, no. Compared to the rest of this cesspool of an internet forum, /jp/ has the most reasonable and sane userbase...or at least the most easygoing. I've never seen anyone on /jp/ go into a full-on rage, most of the time it's quiet but scathing disagreement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792594
I do, but we're kinda shitting up /jp/ like this. If you want to continue this, email's in the email field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792600
*you do. Why can't I words?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792600
>I do, but we're kinda shitting up /jp/ like this.
I'm used to it.

Anyway, do you have any IM, or do I just mail you?

[Anonymous No.]

just send an email, we can work out IM and stuff then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792600
>yahoo
How's it feel being older than 35 and on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7792615
I got it when I was 11 and didn't know better. Forgive me.

[八雲紫 No.]

Whhhhyyyyy
Is this thread still aliiiiiive