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7753773 No.7753773 [Reply] [Original]

Today at college I decided to play a prank on some of my colleagues... I don't know what was wrong with me, that had to be the stupidest idea ever...

So... I hid myself inside my school new inflatable planetarium, and waited for everyone there in the dark, i was going to scare them all.
The thing is one of the girls that i don't know very well grabbed my dick by accident while trying to lean on the walls.
She just silently apologized with a "S-sorry". and run away from there.
The rest of the day was very awkward... I can't even look her in the eyes anymore.
And i think i will not be able to become a wizard now that i am impure.

I am sorry for this blog post /jp/... I just wanted somebody to listen to my story...

;_;

>> No.7753782

Quick you can punch her and get your powers back oh and you should also get out of /jp/

>> No.7753789

Now we have to look at your shit all night. Good job shit stain.

>> No.7753792
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7753792

>inflatable planetarium

Yeah, this has kopipe potential.

Approved.

>> No.7753793

>>7753789
My my, aren't we the dark one?

>> No.7753799

>>7753773
you forgot the parts about spaghetti, uncontrollable farting and gamestop

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