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How do I achieve ascension /jp/?

>> No.7749575 [DELETED] 

Suck my dick nerd

>> No.7749580 [DELETED] 
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>>7749573

>> No.7749586

>>7749573

Play Alpha Centauri.

>> No.7749590

So. Portal thread?

>> No.7749597

>>7749586
good answer

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>> No.7749607

You, like Madotsuki, just need a good dicking.

>> No.7749610

>>7749590
"portal" is not the right word here.

imagine that this reality, is actually just some sort of game, or simulation, and the real you exists in a different plane, or dimension. this game started ages ago and by now we've all forgotten what was the original purpose, or we simply got lost somewhere. "ascension" means becoming self aware of your higher self who is controlling your current persona, giving you control over the simulation

>> No.7749616

>>7749610

Whoever is controlling me is a total jerk then. I want to go beat him up because he's doing a sucky job.

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>>7749610
what if the simulation is a simulation

>> No.7749629

>>7749616
It's not intentional, the problem is that we lose most of our acquired knowledge when our avatar dies. Given enough time anyone could reach self awareness

>> No.7749636

>>7749618

>thrid

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>> No.7749641

>>7749629

I still want to beat him up anyways.

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>>7749610
>>7749616
That reminds me od Chaos;Head
その目だれの目

>> No.7749652

Reach the top of your echeladder and then get killed on your quest bed

>> No.7749671

>>7749652

THIS. FUCKING THIS. That is how all the cool kids ascend.

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>> No.7749713

Meet Lucifel.

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>> No.7749748

Tank of helium.

(You did not say you wanted to remain living.)

>> No.7749757

Start a war on a massive scale. The bloodshed should trigger your divine spark, causing you to ascend and become the new Lord of Murder.

>> No.7749758

You need to run incarnate trials and trade them for astral merits with the vendor in Ouroboros.

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Test, please ignore.

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Portal anon, are you here? I'm moving my schedule to next month. Looking forward to having you as a travel companion.

>> No.7749931

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GTFO it's not proper portal thread. Go die yourself.

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Read SICP

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