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Today's Japanese bird sponsored by go outside.

>> No.7681040

But that would require me to take a shower.

Reported for requesting impossible things.

>> No.7681045

>>7681040
You don't have a shower?

>> No.7681047

>>7681026
Today's Japanese Bird sponsored by concealing piss beneath your own bed for months.

>> No.7681053

>>7681045
I think what he means to say is he wouldn't fit in the shower.

>> No.7681059
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7681059

lol but it's hot as HELL outside =/

>> No.7681067
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7681067

Not today, I'm too hungover. Maybe tomorrow.

>> No.7681079

Man, this just made me realize I haven't bathed in any capacity for almost two years. What the fuck?!

I can I'm true neet now, I don't even leave my room to go to the bathroom.

>> No.7681095

ITT: People pretending to be pig disgusting among pig disgusting humans. Hopefully pretending.

>> No.7681104

>>7681095
Not pretending shit. My skin can only be described as "scaly" and is mostly covered in this sort of red rash that springs up from specific scales. My stomach looks like it's covered in red scaly goosebumps.

My dick and other extremities are a lackluster grey, but I think that is an issue of malnutrition, not poor hygiene.

>> No.7681122

>>7681104
>A little taste of /jp/
>my skin is scaly
>the underside of my bed is mostly piss
>puiking_madotsuki.png

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