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>/jp/

>> No.7680557

Fuck yeah that's what I would be doing. PSO or MH3 is where it's at.

>> No.7680560
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Shitty Patchouli. Her dress is nowhere near as fluffy as it should be.

>> No.7680561
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This is more accurate.

>> No.7680565

>>7680561
I can attest to this.

>> No.7680568

>>7680561
/jp/ - outcast even among losers

>> No.7680569

Should this be funny? These pictures are not even "real".

>> No.7680583

>>7680568
They're not conventional losers if they're playing videogames and having fun with friends.

>> No.7680584

You will never have friends to play MH, PSO, or God Eater with ;_;.

>> No.7680586

Since when does /jp/ have friends?

>> No.7680590

>>7680586
We're all friends here on /jp/, make sure you come to the next meet up aswell.

>> No.7680591

>>7680586
I have one childhood friend who browses /fit/. He knows nothing.

>> No.7680602
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Living is suffering.

Kill me, /jp/.

>> No.7680606
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This isn't /jp/. I just like this photo.

>> No.7680607

I wouldn't be within a 1 mile radius of a place where people actually cosplay.

>> No.7680613
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>> No.7680618

>>7680602
Life is suffering.
Suffering is caused by desire.
The cessation of suffering is possible.
To cease suffering: GO TO GENSOKYO.

>> No.7680620

/r/ original pic

>> No.7680632

>>7680618
But I have no desire to go to Gensokyo.

I just want to be dead so I'll stop waking up every morning looking at page 0 of /jp/ from 8 hours ago.

>> No.7680643

>>7680632
It is almost impossible to kill yourself without going to Gensokyo. Sorry, you're out of luck.

You could try the eightfold path to avoid suffering.

>> No.7680640

>>7680602
>>7680618
This thread is supposed to be fun.

Thanks for ruining the fun with your emotional problems, guys.

>> No.7680647
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>>7680591
Oh, you'll never know if you don't try anyway. Time to do away the cheeky tiny details and make way for a whole new you, sparkling into his eyes complete with gradient pink backdrop and roses everywhere.

Now, give yourself a thorough shower or bath, scrub away every hint of grime on your body. Shave all those hair that would give you away as a manly man, even the bush below your wild mushroom. Now, this is important, peel back your foreskin and give your gland a thorough squeaking with the sponge, and wash it multiple times with a strawberry flavored body shampoo! This is of utmost importance. Also clean that dirty mouth of yours from laughing and raging in /jp/, and the point there is to use a fruit flavored mouthwash to prepare the ballroom for tonight.

Cut away those long nails and give them a proper trimming. Do not polish them in anyways, we don't want to send anyone home with an upset stomach tonight. Do away with them if you do not have those habits of sticking your fingers where they should not have been to.

Then, once dried, prepare yourself cosmetically and wear those side black frilly tie-side panties, garter and stockings that you've bought for that one day when you magically become a girl. Don't forget the bra, /fit/gots love frilly, girly bras.

Set the lucky man up for a date in your house tonight, try best to get everyone else out for at least 5 hours if you live with your family or housemates. When everything's done, take a deep breath to recollect yourself, then sit down on the sofa and meditate. During the meditation, think of how would you be if you were born an anime girl whom you think the /fit/got would love to bone. Do that until the man arrives.

Go do your best to get pregnant with your anus, /jp/!

>> No.7680648

>>7680643
You can use magic when you turn into a 30 year old virgin. I bet you can do it then.

>> No.7680656

>>7680606
Why isn't the girl's bag red?

>> No.7680663

>>7680656
Randoseru are enchanted to turn black if their carrier loses her virginity.

>> No.7680684

I don't have any protable gaming device.

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>>7680647
>Go do your best to get pregnant with your anus, /jp/!

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>>7680647
I thank you for this very usefull information.
Time to go seduce me a /fit/

>> No.7680712

>>7680553
Me on the left.

>> No.7680717

>>7680712
Can I cuddle with you?

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