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BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:03:36 2011 No.7671651 [DELETED]

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Good day /jp/ I come from /sci/.

I am preforming an experiment.

I have here a bomb that will soon explode. When it explodes it will kill through the powers of SCIENCE every person who has been on this board within the past 24 hours.

It cannot be disarmed.
You cannot protect yourself from its SCIENTIFIC explosion.

You have two options:

One, you can let the bomb explode. Through its powers it will kill everyone on /jp/.

Two, you can set the bomb to destroy every living soul in the country of Japan. You will survive, but everyone in Japan will die.

What do you choose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:04:06 2011 No.7671658 Probably /jp/ because you're here, rid the world of another bad poster.

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:05:35 2011 No.7671659 >>7671658 I am immune to its effects.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:06:05 2011 No.7671664 >>7671659 Make option 3 that we can kill OP and option 4 the rest of 4chan. I would pick option 3.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:07:08 2011 No.7671668 A hard choice since I hate both Japan and /jp/

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:07:08 2011 No.7671671 >>7671664 Sadly no such options exist. The experiment will go on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:07:36 2011 No.7671665 I would blow up /jp/ obviously

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:07:36 2011 No.7671666 Three : Return to sender.

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:08:07 2011 No.7671676 >>7671668 Really? Why do you hate Japan? Why do you hate /jp/?

>>	Akane !9Baka9Ay96 Wed Jul 27 21:08:36 2011 No.7671673 >>7671659 Who gives a shit? Reported.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:08:36 2011 No.7671674 Option 3: Kill OP.

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:09:09 2011 No.7671681 >>7671673 Tsk tsk. Your anger makes me stronger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:09:39 2011 No.7671678 Wait, I get to kill all the summerfags, shitposters, and outsiders who came here attracted by moot's latest retardation? Well what the fuck are you waiting for, fire away! Lets cleanse /jp/ with flames and death!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:09:39 2011 No.7671679 >>7671666 Hey, I got trips! OP dies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:09:39 2011 No.7671677 We generally hate Japan and each other so who gives a shit either way?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:10:38 2011 No.7671682 >>7671671 I made the options exist with my ability to bend reality.

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:11:38 2011 No.7671688 >>7671679 Only the holy god of quints can destroy me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:11:38 2011 No.7671689 Can I choose both?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:12:38 2011 No.7671691 File: 31 KB, 686x231, op.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I pick reported for shit posting and off topic discussion

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:12:38 2011 No.7671692 >>7671682 Thank you. I will vote for the option that kills OP then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:13:07 2011 No.7671705 >>7671691 >typing both words >capitalizing captcha Your highly inefficient reporting method frustrates me.

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:13:35 2011 No.7671702 File: 43 KB, 400x356, 1311815595860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7671689 Sadly no. It is a choice. >>7671678 This photograph was taken of a post on 4chan who was complaining about a "infestation of summerfags'.

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:14:36 2011 No.7671706 >>7671702 >post *poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:15:06 2011 No.7671709 Wait wait! Before we have to decide... will Gensokyo be affected as well?

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:15:37 2011 No.7671711 >>7671691 Reporting if futile. Science will triumph and the experiment will continue.

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:16:38 2011 No.7671714 >>7671691 Reporting is futile. The experiments will go on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:17:07 2011 No.7671719 >>7671709 Gensokyo doesn't exist in this dimension... in fact if we pick option one we can take all of /jp/ to Gensokyo at the same time!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:17:07 2011 No.7671722 File: 7 KB, 550x513, 1311815870293.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LoL!!1 but your not all that and a bag of chips

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:17:07 2011 No.7671723

>One
I kill off a small portion of scum (including myself) that lurks 4chan, and making the world a better place.

>Two
I kill off a large sum of complete strangers to me from a country on the far side of the world, but no figs, animu, and junk, which is my motivation for living, (no joke.)

Fuck OP.

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:17:37 2011 No.7671718 >>7671709 Everyone on /jp/. Tripcode, no tripcode, avatar or no. Everyone dies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:18:06 2011 No.7671727 >>7671709 Gensokyo is in japan. The coice is clear. We must die. Not for japan, but because we're pieces of shit that everyone would be happier without. And I want to go to Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:18:06 2011 No.7671728 OP, that bomb is a picture. Pictures do not explode. Silly OP.

>>	Nadie Wed Jul 27 21:18:06 2011 No.7671731 repor turd

>>	wtH !HELLB/V.96 Wed Jul 27 21:18:37 2011 No.7671724 File: 30 KB, 265x369, 1311815892775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JAPAN CAN GO TO HELL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:19:08 2011 No.7671732 >>7671705 Sure, you could only type one of the words. Or, you could replace the one that doesn't matter with a string of expletives to remind captcha how much you hate it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:19:37 2011 No.7671735 >>7671651 Two. I'm all in for self preservation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:19:37 2011 No.7671738 >>7671718 >>7671719 Fine then. I'm in for option one

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:20:36 2011 No.7671739 >>7671723 That is the objective of this experiment. Moral dilemmas provide valuable information.

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:22:07 2011 No.7671749 >>7671728 It is a bomb of SCIENCE. We at /sci/ have created a bomb that is capable of SELECTIVELY KILLING targets over the internet. That picture is just a disguise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:22:36 2011 No.7671747 Didn't someone mention that meido returned?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:23:10 2011 No.7671750 File: 78 KB, 500x500, 1304123729073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7671651

>>	Fight science with science. Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:24:38 2011 No.7671758 File: 125 KB, 600x800, 1311816266111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7671651 Oh that little thing? Let me take care of this here nuke first then I'll take care of that glorified alarm clock in a sec.

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:25:07 2011 No.7671760 >>7671750 You use ANGER. Bomb gains +1 Mana! ANGER is not very effective...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:25:07 2011 No.7671764 Just so some newbies that came fleeing from /a/ understand: OP isn't from /sci/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:25:07 2011 No.7671766 This is the part where we all stop posting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:25:40 2011 No.7671762 This is not /jp/ - Ethics. Reported.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:25:40 2011 No.7671763

>>7671719
A /jp/ mad dash through gensokyo, this would be entertainment. Would we band together not to get eaten? Who of us would we exclude from the pack to rid their asocial and self destructive ways? How will we decide who gets to approach his waifu as there will obviously be some overlapping taste?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:26:06 2011 No.7671771 >>7671651 OP, just out of curiosity: what would you do if you had to make the same choice, but with /sci/ instead of /jp/?

>>	BlackScientist !!Xv4xTc/ZBfX Wed Jul 27 21:26:06 2011 No.7671773 >>7671758 Nitori uses FUCK YOU SCI! /sci/ uses ASSIMILATE! Its super effective! Nitori is now CAPTURED! Congratulations!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 21:26:06 2011 No.7671774 Genuflect

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