How old are you and are you still pure?

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Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:03:04 2011 No.7660841 [Reply] [Original]

How old are you and are you still pure?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:06:04 2011 No.7660850 File: 217 KB, 717x641, 543253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 24 and pure as it can get! Not many years left untill i become a wizard!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:06:32 2011 No.7660847 19, hugless, kissless, virgin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:07:04 2011 No.7660851 24 Still untouched. Never had a girlfriend ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:08:04 2011 No.7660856 27, but I get sucked off every night.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:09:04 2011 No.7660859 i can't wait to reach 100 years so i can be a pure wizard.

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon Jul 25 10:11:03 2011 No.7660863 29, no longer wizard material.

>>	wtH !HELLB/V.96 Mon Jul 25 10:11:34 2011 No.7660864 File: 27 KB, 246x354, 1311603065789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 19

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:11:34 2011 No.7660865 29, but only my rod and my backhole are pure. less than 3 months and I'll become a wizard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:12:05 2011 No.7660868 18, anal, oral feels good man, it somehow justifies me being into this nerdy shit, i just tell myself, i can still get laid, so its okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:18:04 2011 No.7660884 24, a few moe and I'll be a wizard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:22:35 2011 No.7660891 >>7660841 19, virgin but I spoiler

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:26:06 2011 No.7660896 21. Regretfully void of wizard potential.

>>	Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Mon Jul 25 10:29:06 2011 No.7660901 26, the furthest I've ever gotten was being kissed in first grade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:29:06 2011 No.7660902 23, virgin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:30:36 2011 No.7660903 24, no contact with the opposite gender other than handshakes. I am straight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:32:07 2011 No.7660909 whoa, I'm the most pathetic being on /jp/ until now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:33:07 2011 No.7660914 >>7660865 You will never be a wizard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:35:37 2011 No.7660917 >>7660914 and I declared right now that I'm the most pathethic. why I'll never be a wizard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:36:07 2011 No.7660921 >>7660917 Your mouth isn't pure. How are you supposed to chant your spells when your lips is tainted with filth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:36:36 2011 No.7660920 17 girlfriendless, virgin I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:39:36 2011 No.7660926 >>7660841 23 and still a virgin. I'll be a wizard someday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:40:06 2011 No.7660931 >>7660921 maybe I can buy that 3.5 talent to cast without the chanting...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:42:08 2011 No.7660939 >>7660858 Let's see if I've learned yet. 　 ∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧ 　　　∧＿∧　　 ∧＿∧　　　　∧＿∧ 　（　・∀・）　 <丶｀∀´>　　（　´∀｀）　（　・ω・）　　　（　´ω`）　（　　　　つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂　　　つ　｜｜　\|　｜　Let this thread end peacefully　｜　｜｜　｜　（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻　（_＿）＿）

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:42:08 2011 No.7660940 21, not god hand material

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:49:09 2011 No.7660956 File: 97 KB, 540x720, 1311605372706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ meetup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:50:09 2011 No.7660957 19. Had shota sex when I was in middle school. Never did it again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:53:39 2011 No.7660964 23, good looking, 100% pure, nohomo (i hope)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 10:58:40 2011 No.7660976 20, I'm aiming for a perfect save file so the closest I've got to a girl (or a boy) is the customary kiss in the cheek.

Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:04:39 2011 No.7660999

21, the furthest I physically made it with a girl was a birthday hug

Not only girlfriendless but also friendless so if this keeps going on I'll either
a) become a buddhist monk and repent for whatever horrible deeds were done in the past life/lives
b) kill myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:05:10 2011 No.7661002 25, Almost to wizardry. Capcha: Scorpious torundum I shall save this spell for one of my first to cast

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:09:10 2011 No.7661012 so, I'm indeed the oldest virgin on /jp/. geez

>>	婦女子ちゃん !oToME4/nUE Mon Jul 25 11:09:10 2011 No.7661013 19, nothing further than a kiss since I was raped in 2009.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:10:39 2011 No.7661014 29, kissless virgin. Wish me luck in Gensokyo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:11:40 2011 No.7661016 >>7661013 Hate to break it to you, but that still counts. No wizard for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:11:40 2011 No.7661015 Such youth on this board... I'm sure our lives could be put to good use somehow. Alas, this world isn't the one we wish for. Captcha: nearly ntowebr Very well, ntowebr shall be my wizard name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:13:10 2011 No.7661021 28 and not pure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:14:10 2011 No.7661023 32, I have archived wizardry, finally putting my abilities to good use.

>>	婦女子ちゃん !oToME4/nUE Mon Jul 25 11:14:39 2011 No.7661025 >>7661016 Oh well, I'll just go marry someone nice I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:17:11 2011 No.7661036 I'll be 21 this year.

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Mon Jul 25 11:17:11 2011 No.7661037 21, had a girlfriend for 6 months but it was ineffably awkward for pretty much the entire time. ...heh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:18:40 2011 No.7661039 >>7661025 Please have a wonderful life together. :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:20:41 2011 No.7661043 I still have my wizardly chance since I haven't even gotten that close to a single person. I plan to be a battle mage or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:22:11 2011 No.7661048 >>7661023 Have you started researching ways to get into Gensokyo yet. That's the first thing I'll do when I get my magic and if Gensokyo turns out not to be real, I'll use my magic to create it from scratch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:25:10 2011 No.7661059 File: 151 KB, 800x900, 1311607555702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 24 and only one time sex with 18. I am sure this was my last sex in my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:27:12 2011 No.7661063 >>7661048 It's a long and arduous journey to master the art of the Gensokyo portal, I have only just begun on the path. The training is long, I'm told if I continue on my path, I will have archived Gensokyo entry in some 10-15 years maximum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:28:11 2011 No.7661065 18, only got to second base

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:29:41 2011 No.7661069 >>7661059 Doesn't matter, you have broken the magic seal, you will never be a Wizard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:31:12 2011 No.7661071 20, never even dated

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:33:41 2011 No.7661074 Lots of non-wizard candidates here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:35:42 2011 No.7661080 >>7661063 Do you get to transform into the little girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:41:42 2011 No.7661087 >>7661074 I bet all the non wizard candidates are all women. It's easy to find a male wizard but female wizards are almost unheard of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:43:41 2011 No.7661090 >>7661087 Usually because they auction of their vaginas to the highest bidder, and then use their vagina to leech every penny from said buyer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 11:56:16 2011 No.7661106 >>7661090 Personally I'm hoping to reverse the trend by getting a rich woman and milking her in all possible ways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:02:52 2011 No.7661113 >>7661106 Honestly, I can't really see anyone on /jp/ as a boytoy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:04:18 2011 No.7661116 21, have had numerous handjobs and kissed but nothing beyond that. Have felt up a girl before, though, and played with her with my hand.

Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:05:18 2011 No.7661117

lost it at 18 and have had 6 girls since them, currently doing my ex once every few days during summer break before I go back to college next month. See is getting clingy though, I keep telling her I don't like her and she said she understands that, but she keeps thinking I'll come around.

Idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:05:18 2011 No.7661118 >>7661113 What, really? Even with all the crossdressing threads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:06:17 2011 No.7661124 File: 312 KB, 789x600, 1311610016037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So much...impurity

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:07:18 2011 No.7661125 >>7661118 I don't think mature women are into cross-dressing virgin NEETs, just saying. They're more into rugged, well built manly men with experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:09:18 2011 No.7661133 >>7661116 You will never be a Wizard, a Wizard requires absolute purity. >>7661117 Trying too hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:09:18 2011 No.7661132 >>7660841 18, virgin and never had a girlfrient, but i still have many female friends and they hug me sometimes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:11:18 2011 No.7661137 So many non-virgins and mansluts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:12:47 2011 No.7661142 >>7661133 Non-wizard here. I guess Ill just aim for being a swordsman adventurer. Non-wizards can still use magical artifacts, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:13:18 2011 No.7661149 19, never had a girlfriend, dated, held hands, kissed, felt-up, and rarely makes eye-contact with anyone. I'm looking forward to the next 10 years of loneliness before I get my wizard powers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:14:47 2011 No.7661152 So what's the class tree like after achieving wizard status? Almost there and I need to plan my stats ahead.

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Mon Jul 25 12:18:20 2011 No.7661166 >>7661142 Only if you're a rogue. Are you a swashbuckling enough dude to Use Magic Item?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:19:20 2011 No.7661169 >>7661152 I don't know, but I hope there's a magic monk class or something. I want to shoot flames from my fists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:22:50 2011 No.7661177 >>7661166 Nope, not a circus performer... sigh, I guess Ill just have to be such a good swordsman I wont need magic items.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 12:23:50 2011 No.7661184 19 female virgin, a drunk friend kissed me once, he kinda caught me by surprise

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