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7635217 No.7635217 [Reply] [Original]

you are now having a marriage interview with your future waifu. how do you break the ice and get the conversation going?

>> No.7635222

>>7635217
waifu =/= wife

>> No.7635226

Who's you're favorite 2hu?

>> No.7635232
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7635232

Penis jokes.

>> No.7635240

Jedi mind tricks and some bullshittin'

>> No.7635241

Sexily wiping the grime from my chin.

>> No.7635244
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>> No.7635248

>>7635222
>implying you can't marry your waifu.

besides, why would you wanna marry your wife?

>> No.7635250

>So Ms.(X) how much money do you make at the moment and do you plan to keep working after our union?

>> No.7635258

>>>/a/

>> No.7635265
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7635265

If i tell her this she should leave me alone..

I would never marry a 3DPD female for millions of reasons.
I dont feel like suffering a slow and painfull death by nagging and bitching and her cheating on me.

No thanks.

>> No.7635266

>>7635258
You're off to a bad start, anon. This girl does not browse /a/.

>> No.7635267

I'll shit my pants and laugh it off saying it smells.

>> No.7635280

>>7635244
What is the original source of this image, anyway? I tried saucenao, but no luck.

>> No.7635281
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7635281

Tell her "I ain't spend money on no bitch."
I'm already married.

>> No.7635285

>>7635280
Sora no Otoshimono.

>> No.7635296

>>7635285
Cool, thanks.

>> No.7635297

>>7635217
>Omi Aiko
I see what was done there.

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