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/sp/ here.
If Touhous were real they would be doing nothing but having sex with jocks and alphas and they would look at you with contempt.

Are you still sure you want them to be real?

>> No.7632913

/jp/ doesn't want them to be real. /jp/ wants to become 2D.

>> No.7632916

>>7632913
Same principle still applies.

>> No.7632917

>having sex

The would kill anyone who get close to them.

>> No.7632923

>>7632917
this... kinda.

They want betas who will do what they want the betas to do.

>> No.7632928

All the human touhous are shitty and would make terrible girlfriends.

>> No.7632930

I am black and therefore am naturally skilled in sports and brass instruments. I'm sure a few of them would fancy me if they ever saw me performing.

>> No.7632931

Why would my touhous want to fuck someone that's terrible in danmaku battles?

>> No.7632938
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I'd be that guy who kicks down your door, brings in your waifu, and fucks her right in-front of you.

>> No.7632934

/sp/ is that fat guy who sits on the couch in his stained shirt and cheers on his favorite athletes instead of actually playing any sports himself.
If anything, he has less chance of fucking a Touhou.

>> No.7632944

>>7632930
Also my dong.

>> No.7632948

Touhous wouldn't be having sex with anyone. They are all pure maidens who think sex is dirty. Or lesbians. Either way, the jocks wouldn't be getting any, either.

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7633012

Real Touhous would look like this.

>> No.7633020

If Yuugi or Suika were real they'd be brightly colored and they'd always have googly eyes and this really goofy grin.

>> No.7633035

>>7632938
I've fucked some guy's fiancee in front of him in real life.

>> No.7633040
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7633040

Of course Toehoes will date alphas and successful guys with lots of money because they're fine girls.

You have a Touhou-tier girlfriend if you have:
1. Money (they will suck your dick because of your money)
2. Beautiful body (they will suck your dick because of your beauty)

That's it man. Life is cruel. No betas allowed.

>> No.7633047

>>7632916
No, it does not. /fit/ does not want to become 2D. /fit/ is also homo. /sp/ is not /fit/. Hell, most of /fit/ isn't /fit/. We would be alone in Gensokyo. Also, slutty touhous are only fanon. You're wrong. You're also a bad troll. I'm not even mad, just disappointed.

>> No.7633045

>>7633035
fuck yeah i also did that but i instead got on the floor and walked the dinosaur.

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>>7632938
>>7633035
>>7633045

>>b

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>>7632938
>>7633035
>>7633045

>>>/b/

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