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>> No.7626977

I have a daughter?

This is news to me

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I have a daughter?..
Wait..
A-are you telling me someone has taken my virginity without me knowing about it?

T-this is the worst! i..I was going to be a wizard! and now i have nothing!

>> No.7626996

>>7626994
They may have just given you a handjob and stolen the sperm. That's not technically losing your virginity.

>> No.7626998

>>7626996
illicit relations with someone, still sinful, your hopes of becoming a wizard are crushed anon

>> No.7627186 [DELETED] 

>>7626996
If semen gets exposure in the open air for even half a minute, it's already death.

>> No.7627190

>>7626996
If semen gets exposure in the open air for even half a minute, it's already dead.

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