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How would go about introducing your youkai girlfriend to your bible-thumping religious conservative parents?

>> No.7621691

Dear mom and dad,
She will fucking eat you if you don't shut up.
Love, your son.

>> No.7621693
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7621693

If she passes for human, then omit youkai status.

>> No.7621697

>>7621687
"If you can believe in non-existent entities, then so can I."

>> No.7621701

Hi. Mom.
This is my girlfriend. She fights masochists and fish-wifes from heaven.
She can also fly and shoot rainbows.
Your entire theological viewpoint has now been rendered moot.

>> No.7621811
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7621811

>introducing your girlfriend to your parents
Why would I do that?

>> No.7622138

>>7621697
Five-star post buddy.

>> No.7622532
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7622532

"Religious? You have no idea."

>> No.7622540
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>> No.7622543
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7622543

I have no parents and i have never seen nor do i know the name of either of them.

So she has tenacles.. It..Its just more arms to hug me with!

>> No.7622552
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7622552

they are religious, but they don't care in which religion you are.
"Hey mom & dad, here's my girlfriend, she's cool."
but since i don't have one, my mom keep asking me when i will have a girlfriend and sometime she wonder if i'm gay.

>> No.7622561

>>7621687
Youkai is just what the Japanese call Fae.
Fae are accepted creatures in Christian mythology.
Christianity even divided them in 2 groups the seelie and the unseelie courts.
Seelie are holy creatures and are a part of the Grace of God.
Unseelie are unholy but like everything in Christian myth they can be redeemed.

>> No.7622572
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7622572

She..She is my daughter.
I was married but my wife died in a car crash on the way to church.

..Not sure how to explain the loli fairy in any other way.

>> No.7622587
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7622587

My parents know about Rinnosuke, and they are crying when I remind them about this. Such cases.

>> No.7622593

fuck you dad this is who I am

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>>7622593

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>>7622607
Damn why did I laugh

>> No.7622620

>>7622607
Sums up my 16 year old half sister. Glad I never have to see her anymore.

>> No.7622622
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7622622

>Not using Hipster Dog

>> No.7622624

>bible-thumping religious conservative parents

Bwahahahahahaha, some people must have miserable families.

>> No.7622627

>>7622543
Now I'm imagining a shy, bespectacled octopus girl meeting the parents of her human fiancee to obtain their blessings for marriage. She'd fidget nervously while worrying about whether her long, conservative dress will be enough to hide her tentacles, only to curtsey elegantly upon meeting them and openly displaying her monstrous lower half. And once she notices what she has done, she'd almost be in tears, blushing deep red and apologizing repeatedly for not having a fully human body, only for them to tell her that they don't mind and are proud that they'll have such a cute, well-mannered daughter-in-law.

I don't think my heart can endure this.

>>7622561
I thought fairies in Christianity were angels who didn't take a side in Lucifer's rebellion and were punished by having to wander the Earth, hence why they have to sacrifice one of their own as a tithe to Hell every seven years.

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>>7621697
Dude, YES! How perfect is that statement?!

>> No.7622635

My parents may be religious conservative, but my father plays Touhou while on break at work sometimes and my mother watches Madoka and CLANNAD. I don't see how religion/political views factor into liking of anime.

>> No.7622636

How does one become interested in 2D despite having bible-thumping religious conservative parents? I first became interested in anime and whatnot because my father introduced me to it.

>> No.7622637

>>7622624
Probably not miserable, but it gets pretty damn annoying every now and then when their extremist beliefs are at their peak.

>> No.7622638
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>>7622552
>>"Hey mom & dad, here's my girlfriend, she's cool."
>>"She's cool."
>>Cool
>>Letty

YOU A BUSTA?

>> No.7622645

>>7622628
>>>/a/
>>>/b/

>> No.7622644

>>7622636
When something is forbidden it sometimes becomes an obsession.

>> No.7622646

>>7622636
Sometimes, they just progress towards bible-thumping lunatics as time goes on.
Sometimes, the children will resist and rebel.
Sometimes, it just develops because the parents aren't paying attention.

>> No.7622649

>>7622635
Thank God! I though it was only my parents.

>> No.7622655

My parents aren't that religious or conservative. They wouldn't mind, they'd just be happy that I had found someone.

;_;

>> No.7622656
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7622656

You probably already thought so, but your other child is gay too. Here is my boyfriend.

>> No.7622662

>>7622635
Strict ones object to the magic and occult stuff.

>> No.7622663
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>>7622627
Thanks anon.
You upgraded my tentacle fetish to a shy squidgirl fetish.

>Picture kinda related.

>> No.7622664

>>7622656
wtH posting as anonymous.

>> No.7622666

I would introduce her as a Moon Rabbit, and have them get to know her through extensive time together. They will see that she is not evil and then consent to our marriage.

>> No.7622672

>>7622664
He's definitely gay since he hangs out in every dick sucking thread posting with and without his trip, but I'm not him.

>> No.7622675

>>7622662
Why, nothing in the Bible says all magic is evil.
Only witchcraft (consorting with the devil).

>> No.7622679
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7622679

Dad..Mom.. I know that in your eyes she may be a monster or worse..

But i put it in and i intend to take responsibility for it by marrying her.

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7622683

Son's why?

>> No.7622690
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Same way I introduced my vocaloid girlfriend to them.

I didn't.

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7622694

Bats?, no, no... you're seeing things.

Which wings?... oh, those... she's from Europe, mom.

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7622702

Mom, Dad. Fuck you.

If you can believe in god without me being allowed to question it, you will just have to deal with the fact that i believe in my waifu and that i will go to her side when my time is up.

Deal with it.jpg

>> No.7622703

>>7622694
I think they'd be more concerned with why she's a 10 year old girl.

>> No.7622708

>>7622675
From what I've heard, it also mentions sorcery as evil, but in the traditional sense, which is using drugs to make "magic".

>> No.7622718

>>7622703
I'll show them she's over 500 years old by using radiocarbon dating.

>> No.7622737
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>>7622718
Dohohohoho

>> No.7622742

>>7622718
laughed like hell thinking about that

>> No.7622760
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>>7622666
>she is not evil
>power to drive people mad
>666
>not evil
yeah totally so

>> No.7622782

>>7622718
I was going to point out that you can't carbon-date living organisms before I realised she's not actually alive so it might be possible depending on how her immortality works.

>> No.7623152

>>7622694
From Transsexual, Transylvania?

>> No.7623168

>>7622718
Isn't going to convince them, for one they're religious so concrete evidence kind of doesn't hold much sway.

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>>7622760
Post numbers aren't that big of a deal. And insanity isn't that bad as long as I can spend time with her.

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