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>> No.7611444
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あのきもち when multiple-picture submissions don't load the first time you click on them

>> No.7611478

Futanari is for homosexuals. What a way to waste such good necrophilia yuri potential.

>> No.7611482

>>7611478
That's hilarious considering yurifags are the actual homosexuals.

>> No.7611507
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>>7611482
"Hey guys, look! That girl has a cock!"
"Eh, that's cool bro."
"LOOK AT THE COCK!"
"Okay...?"
"THE COCK!!"

The entire cock worship kind of turns me off for the same reasons I no longer watch normal heterosexual porn since I do not enjoy close shots of a man's scrotum as he ejaculates.

>> No.7611511

>>7611507
>since I do not enjoy close shots of a man's scrotum as he ejaculates
What are you, some kind of faggot?

>> No.7611518

>>7611507
>2011
>doesn't like looking at or sucking dicks
GTFO

>> No.7611531

>>7611507
But (good) futanari usually don't have balls, so you can stare at their vagina while they ejaculate.
And if your logic really were right (as in, fapping to girls with dicks makes you gay), fapping to muscular men with pussies would be 100% heterosexual. I bet you wouldn't mind doing that.

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>>7611511
>>7611518
What can I say? After having sampled almost every perversion known to man, it turns out only heterosexual consensual sex between two persons who love each other can get me going.

>> No.7611542

>>7611518
greentext and georgeconstanza shit along with a shitty acronym

i guess it's time to redirect you back to /soc/ i'm ok with anyone sucking dicks or doing whatever the fuck they like with futas/penises

>> No.7611555

>>7611542
I don't think you can meet futas in /soc/.

>> No.7611553

>>7611540
>>>/u/ seems like what you are looking for. Don't return to /jp/ ever again.

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Best part.

>> No.7611586

>>7611571
Translation?

>> No.7611590

>>7611555
Then i'm really fucking sorry i don't know where to redirect you, just stop that greentext and ''memes'' shit then i maylook and hook you up with a /d/eviant on steroids

>> No.7611597

>>7611586
Yoshika is horny and wants to shlick and relieve herself, but can't bend her arms to do so.

>> No.7611626

>>7611597
>shlick
???

>> No.7611655

>>7611586
>the pleasure of being cummed inside.
Anyway, is this doujin out or what?

>> No.7611658

>>7611626
out

>> No.7611701

>>7611571
I lol'd.

I would offer myself to help her ease her suffering.

And... aren't you supposed to turn into a Jiang Shit too if she bites you?.

I hope it's not transmitted by blowjobs.

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>>7611701
Jiang-shi aren't like western zombies.

They do transform over time though, some variations also involve curses and a long etcetera.

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>>7611478
That's ironic considering yuri IS homosexual.

Here's the thing, heterosexual sex consists of a man and a woman, yuri is between two women, and futa is between a woman with a penis and a normal woman (there's futa x futa as well but I prefer futa x female, which is also what most futa-doujins are about). Futa is less homosexual than yuri due to the fact that one member possesses a sexual organ that belongs to males, hence it's closer on the heterosexual scale than yuri.

Get it?

>> No.7612548

>>7612449
In that case Shemales are closer to heterosexuality for having a dick?

Excellent logic.

>> No.7612550

>>7612548
Indeed. Like it or not.

>> No.7612569

>>7612550
Of course. I'm not even going to touch your issues with a 10 foot pole.

Enjoy your dimly hidden homosexual tendencies then anon. I will say no more.

>> No.7612586

>>7612569
At least it's more heterosexual than yuri.

And then you realize that futa is a subgenre of yuri, if it's futa x female.

I know it's common sense to think liking lesbian sex means being straighter than anything, but in actual terms, it just means liking _homosexual_ sex. Don't be scared of words, anon.

>> No.7612597

>>7612569
Heterosexuality is attraction between opposite sex. Yuri and futanari are both for heathen freaks who are degenerate homosexuals. Enjoy burning in hell you flaming queer. God judges both of you sick freaks as equally evil and deviant.

>> No.7612604

>>7612569
>>7612548
You're using pre-established common sense, this perfectly reasonable logic. Just because a belief is tradition, doesn't mean it's fact.

>> No.7612629

>>7612597
At least God will punish yurifags more for being less heterosexual than the other.

Also,

>freaks

What are you doing in /jp/?

>> No.7612668

Man, newcomers sure are faggots. If they can't handle futa and not brag about their superior tastes they shouldn't even be here in /jp/.

My little autistic little girls' playground has been corrupted.

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>>7612604
Your logic is distorted. Your thought process would work if you were a being above sexuality or at least unconcerned by the fetishes at hand.

But you are neither of these.

You think to be on the right because you want to be on the right, not because you have thought this through. Believe me, there is nothing heterosexual about a futa fucking a female.

Man x Woman = Heterosexual
Man x Man = Homosexual
Man x Futa/Transexual = Homosexual
Woman x Futa/Transexual = Homosexual
Woman x Woman = Homosexual

Pictured: Heterosexuality.

>> No.7612677

Whether what you're jerking off to is heterosexual or homosexual Does Not Fucking Matter.

>> No.7612675

>>7612672
who cares what you call it, it's all the same shit.

>> No.7612687

>>7612677
Enjoy burning in hell faggot. Anything except man and woman in mission is a straight ticket to hell.

>> No.7612686

>>7612672
So basically you're saying I'm wrong because you say so?

And I never said that futa _was_ heterosexual, I said that it was closer to being heterosexual than yuri using simple logic for the sake of contradicting the recent yurifags that arrived in /jp/ in these recent months and won't stop being annoying about what they dislike.

>> No.7612691

>2011
>arguing about sexual taste/opinions

I seriously etc.

>> No.7612695

>>7612687

>implying hell exists

>> No.7612699

>>7612686
There is no such thing as being "closer than" in this topic. A behavior is either homosexual or heterosexual. The characters in question are women. But the dick tarnishes the flower garden yurifags adore.

It is still homosexual. Just that this times it pisses off some people.

>> No.7612704

>>7612691
You'd think by now we'd all be able to live happily in a postgender utopia, but no.

>> No.7612702

Whoah, suddenly in this month there's people in /jp/ dissing each other's sexual tastes?

That's not the what being a /jp/er is about, some posts here remind me of /b/tards, shame on you.

>> No.7612710

>>7612699
It doesn't matter what you jerk off to, masturbation is a solitary act, and cannot heterosexual or homosexual.

>> No.7612706

>>7612691
>>7612695
Just get the fuck out and take your wacky greentext with you.

>> No.7612722

>>7612691
>>7612695
There was an evil homosexual topic about penis yesterday which the the warriors of god dispatched. Now it's time for the futanari and yuri scum to be dealt with by the swift sword of the righteous. Confess your sins to God before you burn for eternity. /jp/ is heterosexuality only otherwise you're a sinning heathen filth.

I'm so tired of you evil swine corrupting the board about otaku culture with your disgusting homosexual agenda.

>> No.7612726

>>7612710
If you masturbate to enormous, mishappen, engorged dicks spewing jizz all over the place with what seems to be a girl attached ot it, then I have bad news for you.

Homoerotic masturbation. It exists.

>> No.7612734

>>7612710
Have you gotten about our lord and savior? Sinning is sin. Vile barbarian.

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>> No.7612737

>>7612699
>There's no such thing

And who said you had the authority to declare such thing?

Since you're one of those can't-argue-with people who just won't accept any kind of logic, I'll do the math for you.

Yuri = ♀ + ♀

Futa = ♀♂ + ♀

Hetero = ♂ + ♀

Whether or not the issue of one being close to another is used commonly in this topic (common sense), this is the argument I established and is logical in these terms, which are free-for-all without any prejudices.

>> No.7612743

>>7612734
I just want to live happily in a world where gender is abolished forever.

>> No.7612754

>>7612743
You can when you're burning for eternity in the flames of hell without a body as your soul is torn asunder. Homosexuals need to go to their respective boards and let otaku culture be otaku culture.

>>>/u/
>>>/y/
>>>/d/

>> No.7612755

Futa acts more towards the sheer fact that sex that includes penetration is more exciting to some than tribadism.

Not only that, but it removes the need for grotesque men to be included in the doujin. Correct me if I'm wrong but I do believe that homosexuality means to be attracted to members of the same sex. In this case, it means to be attracted to members of the opposite sex.

I think this logic is appliable.

>> No.7612762

>>7612755
futa is never bittersweet and beautiful. And it doesn't have falling cherry petals and the only time the girls cry is in the throes of orgasm.

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A zombie is fine too.

>> No.7612772

Wow did I just wander into /d/ in 2008?

God I thought it was established liking futanari is at least just a little bit gay, and I assume if you're posting on /jp/ you can live with that knowledge.

>> No.7612768

>>7612743
Why not fap to tentacles?

>> No.7612776

>>7612768
I just want to see two human beings of indeterminate gender slamming their cleverly hidden genitals together.

>> No.7612775

>>7612762
You forgot to add ''my opinion is'' in there, buddy.

>> No.7612786

>>7612762
Now that you mention it, most, if not all, futanari is just plotless smut.

>> No.7612791

Just took a casual look at /d/ just now.

The top 5 pages are not exclusively futa... I have to admit this is new.

Speaking of homosexuality and heterosexuality, I leave you guys this little one shot that will confuse you just a little bit.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?olodyqnwdnm

>> No.7612790

>>7612772
it depends really, there is a significant difference between fapping to futa with the idea that it is straight porn minus the men, and wanting futas to dress you up like a girl and plow you in every hole

>> No.7612792

>>7612772
No, you're in /jp/ 2008, since /jp/ started with those tastes in the midst of Touhou.

Actually, now that I think about it, Touhou is the only franchise where I think I'd prefer futa over heterosexual sex, and here's why:

I dislike the idea of disgusting males sexualizing my Touhous, I prefer for them to be in love between each other. While yuri may be acceptable if it's single-picture-artwork type, I find futa more in the fap-material side.

Also who the hell invited /u/ to /jp/.

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This king above all kings. The man who stands as the creator of all existence knows your thoughts and desires. He knows your secret thoughts as you fantasize of your homoerotic desires when you're masturbating over yuri and futanari. They're both sins the devil uses to lead gods children astray and down the path of damnation. Repent your homosexual tendencies and confess your sins to your lord and creator. Anything except heterosexual porn is a sin against God, queers.

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People of /jp/. Answer me: Is this image homosexual or heterosexual in nature?

>> No.7612806

>>7612802
It's a paradox.

>> No.7612809

>>7612806
genderswap is mad gay

>> No.7612810

>>7611507
What do you think of Le Coq Sportif?

>> No.7612815

>>7612798
That's ironic because any kind porn is also a sin.

A deadly sin at that.

Bugger off, false prophet.

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>>7612810
Le Coq Sportif (French pronunciation: [lə kɔk spɔʁtif], "The Athletic Rooster") is a French company producing sports equipment such as shoes, shorts, and T-shirts. It was founded in 1882 by Émile Camuset,[1] but the first clothing items branded with the rooster appeared in 1948.[2] The company's name derives from the Gallic rooster, a national symbol of France.

-------

Seems to be just a french clothes company?

But if you ask about psychology, the rooster is very often associated with the penis. Is that your approach?

And sorry to disappoint you. I do not think of anything sexual unless someone pretty much remarks it. But then again, I forget about such things in seconds just to return to my happy place.

>> No.7612825

I cannot fathom how people get off to normal, heterosexual sex. It just blows my mind.

>> No.7612826 [DELETED] 

>>7612815
There is more one church non-believer.

>> No.7612827

>>7612815
There is more than one church non-believer.

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>>7612825
Healthy relationships with mother and father during infancy. Healthy relationships with the opposite gender. Puppy love with some girl your age. Affection. Hormones.

>> No.7612837

>>7612792

I meant /d/ has had this argument pretty much every day since it started. I can't even go there anymore because of how stupid the constant arguments and endless reposts are. I have the pixiv tags for all of my fetishes and that is more than enough for me, I'd think.

>> No.7612845

>>7612833
I don't have any of those things.

>> No.7612848

>>7612837
Well, just to let you know, /jp/ never had this kind of argument until these recent months, a shame really.

>> No.7612850

>>7612833
What the hell? Are we being stealthily raided by /soc/?

Get out of /jp/, right now.

>> No.7612856

>>7612848

Yeah, I don't remember ever seeing these arguments here. I was always under the assumption that /jp/ didn't really care much about being perceived as homosexual.

>> No.7612857

>>7612848
Bullshit!

This argument has always been around. Right off the bat ever since the doujin threads were done and we had futa spam everyday.

Of course, you don't remember any of those because you were not here.

>> No.7612878

>>7612857
Lies, there's always been either a play-along type of way for the ''would you let yourself become X futa's slave?'' threads (usually Saten). While the threads where simply futa doujins were posted were met with general praise (since often the doujins that were at least decent were the ones that were posted). The former example was played mostly for laughs, although some might consider it shitposting, not that there's barely any kind of coherence towards /jp/-related threads anyway, other than Touhou/VN arguments, but that's too shallow for one whole board.

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>>7612857

P. sure /jp/ grew to accept futa as a thing that exists, though. I mean even when Sacchinchin was posted regularly there weren't many people who took great offense to it.

>> No.7612886

>>7612856
We are surrounded by retarded children who care much too much about whether the material anonymous internet people are fapping to heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, ambiguous, or flaming gay.

>> No.7612889

>>7612886
It's a really dumb thing to care about.

>> No.7612891

if you like anything except yuri you're a homo. yuri is the only genre straight people masturbate to. everything else involves penises and if you like those you're straight gay. yuri is the purest form of love and futanari is homo shit jerking off to foot long penises

>> No.7612892

>>7612886

I'd argue that caring what Anonymous is fapping to makes you pretty gay.

>> No.7612896

>>7612892
>>7612889
These are just the kinds of things that flaming homosexuals would say.

I'm on to you.

>> No.7612898

>>7612896
>I'm on to you

For some reason that phrase sounds pretty homosexual.

>> No.7612901

>>7612891
yaoi is ever purer.

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Who the fuck gives a shit?

If its hot, fap to it. You're gonna have the same 3 minutes of shame and depression after coming anyway, just throw the tissue away and move on.

>> No.7612915

>>7612891
So there's only a handful of straight male people in the world? Because you also have to subtract those who ever got the slightest arousal by seeing a woman, be it 2D or 3D, ever having heterosexual sex in any kind of media (TV, magazines, posters, etc).

If one were male and would prefer males towards females, it would be homosexual, however, in this case, it's preferring women to fill both roles in intercourse and disregarding any male members to be in the artwork at all.

Futa lovers like women twice as much as those who watch heterosexual intercourse. If you're easily offended like half of the posters in this thread, just say it's strap-on like some artists do.

>> No.7612918

>>7612901
>yaoi
>pure
HahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Well, as imagined by the fujoshi, yes.

Ah, that was a good one. Got any other jokes?

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>> No.7612926

>>7612918
>Well, as imagined by the fujoshi, yes.
And in real life.

>> No.7612944

OP here.

...

Why?

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>>7612918
women licking each others stanch is clean, attractive, or pure.

>> No.7612951

>>7612918
all love is the most pure love, in the realm of your imagination.

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women are the best guys! i want to cut my dick off and get one of these. look how clean it is.

>> No.7612964

>>7612909
>You're gonna have the same 3 minutes of shame and depression after coming anyway
I haven't had that since I was like 16 or 17 and finally stomped out the last traces of Christian guilt my society had hardwired into my brain.

>>7612918
Even fujoshi don't portray yaoi sex as pure. It's usually a lot raunchier and lewd than yuri.

>> No.7612973

>>7612926
After having had to remove glass shards out from some man's anus because of some bizarre fetish he explored with his boyfriend, I am inclined to disagree.

Pardon me, but I can no longer think of homosexuality as something that could be beautiful.

>> No.7612979

>>7612973
What about female homosexuality?

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>>7612973
tell me about the story where the lesbians stuck a cactus up her vagina next. men have a nifty tool called a penis, but women can only play with toys. one would assume you got more horror stories with them.

>> No.7612997

>>7612989
>>7612957
>>7612949
this is the inside of a mouth

>> No.7613004

We've never given a shit whether things are gay or whatever.

So stop arguing, it's like some of you are from /a/.

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Posting more from this artist.

>> No.7613031

>>7612997
"if you know what I mean"

>> No.7613041

>>7612997
So the legends were true. This must be the fabled Mouth-pussy!

>> No.7613052

>>7613009
Thank you, that should clean up some of the mess caused by this stupid ass argument.

And with that, deleting thread now.

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>>7612973
And heterosexuality is beautiful?

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